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 Author has written 17 stories for Criminal Minds, and Twilight. |
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Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,266 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 5,360 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Staff Meeting by katie-masen reviews
Edward patted a chair in front of his desk. The look in his eyes seemed to cast a spell on Bella, and without speaking she did as she was told. He walked over and closed the door before coming to stand behind her. All Human. OOC. LEMONS! ExB AxJ ExBxJxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's all about the strategy by pexylexy reviews
edward/jasper Jasper thinks Edward's attention shouldn't stray so far.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Onyx by fyd818 reviews
On a rainy day in Philadelphia, soul mates meet and a great love story begins. . . JasperAlice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Annamia reviews
50 sentences, from when Jasper and Alice first meet to after Bella's wedding. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
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Snapshots reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Birds And The Bees reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Ink Me, Baby reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
London Lives reviews
At the turn of the twentieth century Edward Masen moves to London from Chicago, looking to fulfill his dreams of becoming a writer. A chance encounter with Bella Swan alters his life forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Say that you love me reviews
Edward Cullen is known for his hard partying and many sexual encounters. However, one night he meets a girl named Bella at a party, and she wants something he's never known, a relationship. Lemons. A different take on "player Edward"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Candy Cane Love reviews
Edward and Bella find some alone time over Christmas in the most unlikely of places. Part of the SmutVent Calendar! Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hotel Rooms and Hard Nights reviews
Jasper Hale needs comfort now more than ever. He finds his comfort in Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Biology Notes reviews
After several decades of Biology class Edward is glad he now has Bella to "entertain" in class by passing notes. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Valetine's Letters reviews
Short and sweet. The team send Valentine's letters to one another, and everyone's got their own special message. Reid has a mystery date, who is it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Clubbing reviews
Bella goes dirty clubbing, she meets a man and they hit it off in more ways than one. Hardcore lemons. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention reviews
The much requested sequel to Biology Notes. Edward feels Bella owes him after that Biology class, will Bella return the favour?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trailer Talk reviews
Edward meets Bella for an arrangement that doesn't need words. Hardcore lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Careers Advice reviews
Edward has a meeting with Bella, it quickly escalates into more than just words. Extreme Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons reviews
Edward teaches his daughter how to play piano, then they play for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
My Threadbare Couch reviews
I was very acutely aware of the feel of my threadbare couch against my back as Edward's hand began to slide up my skirt" Bella's memoirs of her first sexual experience with Edward, age fifteen. R&R. Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Night Prowls reviews
My name is Spencer Reid, and I'm just like every other BAU profiler who's gone before me, except for one thing, I'm completely different. Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bosola - Complete
Spencer Reid: Secret Sex Kitten reviews
Everyone thinks of Spencer Reid as the shy quite virgin, but one night the team go out clubbing and Reid meets a man. Fun ensues. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
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