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Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock.

Dark Knight stories were taken down because I didn't think anyone read them! Due to a lot of angry and upset emails, I'll be going back through them, making them better and posting them up again at some point in the future! Until then, send me a message with your email address and the story you'd like and I'll be more than happy to send them over to you!

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The Criminal's Pet by michelle1203 reviews
Jim Moriarty gets a live-in one, just like Sherlock. Although he does lose his temper at times, as long as she abides by three simple rules, he keeps her satisfied and well-kept. As The Fall draws near, Sherlock manages to uncover a secret that makes The Game that much more interesting. Just how ordinary is ordinary, and how innocent is the criminal's pet?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,791 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC
Our Little Secret by ASHburgers reviews
Plagued by her obsession to unveil the Joker's identity, detective Layla Pierrot has been tracking his every move and the clown knows it. Oddly enough, he won't kill her despite her incessant prying. What are his reasons for keeping her alive? JokerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Joker
Miserable Lies by disputed reviews
Rosalie never thought owning a party and costume shop in Gotham would lead her to the most crazed and dangerous man Gotham had ever seen, but it did. She can see past his scars, it's his eyes that really trouble her. When the soon-to-be Clown Criminal Prince of Gotham is intrigued by her, how will this change her fate? Their own madness consumes them both. Joker/oc
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Joker, OC
Lockdown by loonylovegoodloveshp reviews
Charlotte was finally strong enough to let it all go. Still, she sits up at night and stares up at the ceiling , wondering if anyone misses her now that she's gone. Charlotte isn't afraid of the demons in her mind, but she's not too sure about the man with the mask. There are some things in life that you can't unsee, and looking into the Joker's soul is one of them. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,110 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, J. Blake, OC
Human Error by mugglehugger reviews
"Is it the pathologist? It is! That little slip of a thing...my, my, you are a man of simple tastes." Sherlock/Molly, making mistakes and fixing them. Two-shot, complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Abducted by Z.Zonkky reviews
You stole me away from everything that I knew. Everything that I loved. You asked me to murder for you and die for you, because you would do the same for me. And somehow, you expected me to love you, too. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,472 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Joker, OC - Complete
Trust No One by Zompyre reviews
Everyone knows not to talk to strangers... Especially in Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Where Is the Edge? by ShardsofBrokenGlass reviews
I knew him in high school. Unintentionally got involved, then forgot about him when high school ended and college began. I left it all behind me. Didn't expect to meet him again. But I did. Little did I know what he had become...and who I would become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,037 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Crane
Painted Smiles by CocaineHeart reviews
It was the wrong place at the wrong time kind of phenomenon that sent Alice's life spiraling into catastrophe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Joker, OC
The Game Changer by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
You have missed this. Admit it. The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins, just the three of us against the rest of the world. Sequel to The Family Business.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,354 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC, Mary M. - Complete
The Family Business by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
I play the violin when I'm thinking. Sometimes I don't talk for days on end. I have a teenage daughter. Would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 139,239 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC - Complete
The Molly Hooper's Romance by momofletti reviews
Moriarty is back and his first destination is Molly. Moriarty still believed that aside of Molly's abundant sacrifice, Sherlock still doesn't think of her as truly important. "You'll be my toy, who'll do everything I wish. Because you know deep down that Sherlock wouldn't really care about you." Molliarty or Sherlolly? Which do you prefer? For the moment, I think T is enough.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H., J. Moriarty, John W.
Let Me Love My Killer by Half-Winchester reviews
Hush, crazy Lily, don't say a word, nobody needs know about the voice you heard. Tate wants Violet, you'll never win. Don't you know killing is a mortal sin? And if the darkness consumes you, too, at least you know that he'll never love you…
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Butting Heads by Glitter And Goth reviews
"Watts, must I remind you that nobody wins in a headbutt?" Avery Watts may have just made her final mistake. At least the Scarecrow won't be bored. CranexOC post-TDK Ignoring TDKR Rated for language and violence
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - J. Crane, OC
About A Girl by FullWolfMoonGirl reviews
River Song and the Doctor have a child. Except the Doctor doesn't know it. Amy and Rory are completely confused. And hurting. This probably won't go well. Or maybe it will! Doctor/River, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,238 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Office Hours by captain-tots reviews
A juvenile delinquent thinks that she can breeze through six weeks of court ordered therapy, but her plans to outsmart her psychiatrist begin to go awry as she becomes an unwitting subject in Dr. Crane's experiments. Pre-Batman Begins.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - J. Crane
Agateophobia by TC Stark reviews
Gotham City is full of *crazies*. Even the therapists. In this story one doctor will look to help unlock a girl's inner insanity. Rated M for adult themes and language. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow/OC Please review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,779 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - [J. Crane, OC] - Complete
Friends Forever by CrazyinAbottle reviews
Lilly and Jack promiced to be friends forever, but when they get seperated, they never see eachother again. Until Lilly gets kiddnapped by the Joker. He regonizes her, but will she regonize him? DUN! DUN! DUNNN! and so the story begins... ENJOY!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Joker
Sandpaper and Silk by debronze reviews
Being locked up with the Joker was not a plan seventeen year old Eilish Jordans had, but after helping him escape, he takes a sudden liking in her. Soon to be M for Language, Violence, Sexual Content Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,325 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Joker
A Living Nightmare by Durinsdottir reviews
If you die in a dream, you can't die in real life. Or so they say. A young woman's been plagued with nightmares of a man with two hearts. The Doctor wants to help her but she's deathly afraid of him. Can he gain her trust before her dreams kill her?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,627 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Losing Gasoline by simplegirl42 reviews
He could have been part of a masterpiece, to die by the hands of the one he had tortured for so long. Yet, there he was; alive as ever. *Joker/OC* R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Joker, OC - Complete
Never Again by sparki111 reviews
Harley's life with the Joker is no longer a joke. Beaten, broken, abandoned, how much more can her love withstand?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Joker - Complete
Madness Is Like Gravity by Shadows and Smoke reviews
The idea of insanity is tested when the Joker discovers a Wonderland-obsessed girl in Arkham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Joker
Sherlock is Outnumbered by Jason Layton reviews
Sherlock discovers John has another sister he never talks about. When they are invited to Lunch, Sherlock cannot see what the problem is. One shot.
Crossover - Outnumbered & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sue B., Sherlock H.
Frozen Hearts by The Assassin's Pen reviews
He bent towards her neck and she tried to pull away, pressing herself into the rock. He skimmed his nose along her throat and inhaled deeply, stopping at her ear. "What are you afraid of, Pond? What will you do, now that you know monsters are real?" Discontinued, sorry
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Twisted Logic by Taio Kaiona reviews
Jack Napier had always been good at annoying his teachers. A series of snapshots, in which the young Joker pisses off people in his own special way. Some will be humorous, some not. Please give it a chance. New sort of chapter!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Joker
Joey's Story by SnozzBerryFields reviews
The Joker has once again escaped from Arkham but when he goes to find his sister he gets some very disturbing news and someone is going to get hurt R R. No Flames!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Who's Your Favorite? by SnozzBerryFields reviews
Ash is a girl who has been admitted to Arkham but once there she meets a group of people with stories and an odd sense of humor.No Flames please R and R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,059 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Joker - Complete
A Little bit of Trouble by xpunkiex reviews
When a girl murders her father, and is on the run from the judge, she goes to the only place where she thought they wouldn't look...........Fleet-Street Rated M for violence, language and sexually themes
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 112,801 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sweeney T.
101 things I Must Not Do When Dealing With Joker by ThornManiaLilyCharliZorianna reviews
101. Easy to say, easy to see.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - The Joker - Complete
Illuminate My Darkness by linalove reviews
She was an angel he was a demon.She claimed she knew nothing about life but she had felt pain like he had. She said she did not remember her past but she was able to fix his future with a broken smile.Sweeney/OC.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 114,044 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
The Demon Barber Returns by friska-freak reviews
The year 2007: 12 year old Emma is threatened into hiding when a bunch of bullies chase her. she makes a turn to fleet st, not knowing what's in store for her there. disclaimer: i dont own sweeney todd! -under construction, editing in process-
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sweeney T.
The Masculinity Chronicles by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. Mr. Todd is feeling insecure about his masculinity. Toby is playing cupid. Mrs. Lovett just wants to be loved!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,760 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Life and Times of Andromeda Todd by Fabala Todd reviews
Sweeney left to very important things back in prison. An engraved pocketwatch that was stolen, and a young daughter named Andromeda he never knew about. Now that these things have found eachother, will Andromeda find her longlost dad before it's to late?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
So Beautiful by Mischeif-Lovett reviews
An intimate moment shared between Todd and Nellie turns into something more than intended or expected within a matter of moments. Deep, dark secrets about Lucy are revealed, the truth is told, and maybe Mrs. Lovett is more innocent than she leads on.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008
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Scattered Black and Whites reviews
A collection of one shots in alphabetical order based on the brilliant Sherlock Holmes raising his not-so-brilliant daughter through childhood and the dreaded teenager years. A sequel to Every Bit The Little Girl (due to friendly threats that I'll be hurt if I ever stop writing it) but can be read alone if you want. Requests welcome! Rated T for bad words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Mary M.
Every Bit The Little Girl reviews
A young child shows up at 221B with a note that says she's Sherlock's daughter. Of course, it was only a matter of time until Moriarty became interested in the bold six-year-old child of Sherlock Holmes who swore like a sailor and really, really, REALLY wanted a pony.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 163,409 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC