Hobbitheartedhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, and Portal. As of 12/5/2017 In Progress: Game Mechanics: Respawn - Aiming for Chapter 12 A First Time For Everything - In Stasis until I get off my lazy butt and finish it. x x x Complete: Game Mechanics: Autobalance (though I reserve the right to go back and polish and tweak occasionally...) Free - Is totally done, completely totally. |
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What Have We Here by Mazanti reviews
CONTINUATION! Origin stories as a prequel to Ostagar with all origins recruited into the Wardens. More time for Duncan as Warden Commander? Soldier's Peak renovated? Alistair freed from the Chantry by both Duncan and Cailan? Loghain remained the honorable, irascible Hero of River Dane? Takes back up with Inquisition story. AU, character deaths. BioWare owns all.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 273,939 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Duncan
Calling of the Blood by quickthorn reviews
Cora's journey takes her from the Underdark to the icy wastes of Cania, but how will it affect her? Ch. 47 - Heroes. This is the final chapter. Check whether you've read Chapter 46 first, as they were both uploaded the same day.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 214,965 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Deekin S., The Seer, Tomi U., Valen S. - Complete
The Last Engineer by HoKaze reviews
What starts as a normal skirmish between RED and BLU evolves into chaos as Dustbowl is destroyed and the RED Engineer finds himself cut off from his team, heavily wounded and desperate to survive as the Respawn system malfunctions...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,751 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Engineer
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
Adaptation by Nirindel reviews
Medic is a professional. His purpose is to heal his team , no need for emotions or feelings. He joins his new team and quickly learns that they do things differently. Will Medic find his way in the team? / No respawn / Rated for swearing and violence / Continuation - Priorities
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Medic - Complete
The Lost Art of Conversation by NoCapes reviews
Silly short thing I wrote for Valentines Day. Spy has unrequited feelings for the enemy Engineer and takes dramatic measures. Loosely tied to my longer fic but doesn't really fit in continuity.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Engineer, Pyro, Spy - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9415 - Favs: 8,040 - Follows: 4,310 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is away from the Normandy, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's authority. They look to have her replaced as XO, but on a ship built by Cerberus, crewed by the most powerful mercenaries in the galaxy, a mutiny could spell disaster for all of them. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Jacob T. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali'Zorah returns to the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and an old friend helps her come to grips with being on a Cerberus ship. Shepard-Free fic. Some liberty is taken with providing crew quarters for non-humans on the ship. Not a shipfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete
I Saw That by ArmoredSoul reviews
Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Soldier - Complete
RED Vs BLU by Charlett reviews
Various short stories starring various members of RED and BLU. Some can be funny, others are serious. Still others can scare you, but the one thing they all are is entertaining. Chapter 23 UP. Scout/? Centric: The Hobbit
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
She Changed by WiEGoP reviews
Riddles in Disguise, Episode 1. Chromia and Moonracer go to the planet Tlal to pick up some old friends. But not everything on the exotic planet is as peaceful as it seems and the team is forced to transform themselves in a way they had never expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Chromia, Moonracer
Us Against The End by Xalogel reviews
Roadtrip, chicken, and beans. a zombie/TF2 fanfic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,480 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
A Very Zombie Christmas by Rurouni Puppy reviews
Christmas Eve finds our heroes hiking through suburbia toward a sporting goods store at a shopping mall. Too bad there are hundreds of zombies between them and the gun of Francis's dreams! Don't copy this story to another site.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bill, Francis, Louis, Zoey - Complete
Sidelines: A Half Life Saga by BlindAcquiescence reviews
A series of vignettes taking a look at the lives of our favourite heroes and misfits in the years between Half-Life and Half-Life 2
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
The Black Mesa Incident by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Gordon Freeman started it. Adrian Shephard has been sent to finish it. And Barney Calhoun is just stuck in the middle.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,709 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Gordon F., A. Shephard - Complete
Follow Freeman! by Pisces reviews
Series of drabbles. Aperture Science wants to give Gordon cake.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006
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Game Mechanics: Respawn reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,783 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Game Mechanics: Autobalance reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Free reviews
Just for a few seconds, at least. Spoilers for the end of the game, and new ending?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
A First Time For Everything reviews
Setting: pre-Black Mesa Incident. How an accident prone, laconic scientist and his wise cracking security guard side-kick might have met. And what kind of hijinks might have ensued. Barney's POV
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008
