Hey! I'm chocoholic1471! And as you might have guessed, I'm a chocoholic! WOO HOO!!

I'm probably gonna write stories mostly for iCarly...hope you like them! (And their probably all gonna be Seddie!)

Well, a little about me!!

Hobbies

Writing (DUH!)

Screaming at people

Eating chocolate

Annoying my parents

Snooping

Getting into arguments about random stuff for no good reason

Making bombs (just kidding!)

Likes

Chocolate

Sugar!! Muah ha ha!

Onion Rings

Puppy dogs!

Watching things explode (I know, I need help.)

Chocolate

Dislikes

Bananas (they have such a banana-y taste!! It's so gross how bananas taste like banana!)

The jonas brothers (And I don't want any jo-bro fans outside my house screaming and carrying flaming pitchforks and machine guns! lol)

High heels because whenever I wear them I somehow end up in the Emergency Room

Licorice (it makes me hurl)

Unicorns (because once one stabbed me with its horn and it hurt)

Piranhas (do you need to ask why?)

Well folks thats all I can think of to write about, oh yeah and don't get scared, I'm not a crazy hyper freak person who is currently in a straight jacket in a room with cushy white walls on the seventh floor... or so you think!!

CHOCOHOLIC1471

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.