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 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. OK, here goes... I'm 18, live in the UK, I love to read and write, but who here doesn't? I'm just going to write a bit about my interests really, and hope that's enough xD Favourite music: Linkin Park (my heroes!), Evanescence (Amy Lee has an amazing voice!), paramore (my wifey got me into them xD for more info on my wifey, PM me!), Green Day (I was watching a music channel back in 2003, and they came on. That explains it all), Hollywood Undead, Within Temptation and some random others xD WHY THE HALE DID I NOT MENTION HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL?? Favourite books: The Harry Potter books (my personally favourite brand of heroine), Twilight (unsure about BD, but enough about that), Wolf Brother series, The mortal instruments books by Cassandra Clare, anything to do with the preternatural gets my fancy anywayI also like the Georgia Nicholson books xD Favourite food: Hmmm, apart from Balemons (private joke), erm, Pizza. I also have mad cravings (no I'm not pregnant!) for pickles, brown sauce, CHEEESSSEEEE (another private joke) and cherries. I also have a crazy dog, cats, fish and a mad pony, but I love 'em!! Shout outs for: xparawhorextwerdx and dreaming in black and white...oh and Redrose15 - they are awesome!! Go read Shattered Sunrise and Mistaken Identity, and all their other ones...NOW!! Here are some very meaningful quotes to just mix things around a little: "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." "That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet." "No longer forward nor behind Oh and who can forget my favourite twilight quotes? "When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end." "If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I’m not ashamed of it." "Bring on the shackles — I’m your prisoner." "Let me get this straight — I’m the baby seal, right?" "Are you sure you won’t vanish in the morning? You are mythical, after all." "I may not be a human, but I am a man." "As the clock began to toll out the hour, vibrating under the soles of my sluggish feet, I knew I was too late—and I was glad something bloodthirsty waited in the wings. For in failing at this, I forfeited any desire to live." "Well, I wasn’t going to live without you. But I wasn’t sure how to do it—I knew Emmett and Jasper would never help… so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi." "If I develop this film, will you show up in the picture?" "Sorry about this, Bella. We couldn’t rein Alice in." "Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?" "I saw him, and I had no will to fight. It was so clear, so much more defined than any memory. My subconscious had stored Edward away in flawless detail, saving him for this final moment." "You are so bizarre, even for a human." "You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it." "You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." "Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." There’s no law that says I can’t cook in my own house. You and Billy gossip like old women. Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you? You aren’t exactly the best judge of what is or isn’t dangerous. You’re kidnapping me, aren’t you? Alice, don’t you think this is just a little bit controlling? Just a tiny bit psychotic, maybe? Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. This hostage stuff is fun. If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. You know, my record is almost as clean as Carlisle’s. Better than Esme. A thousand times better than Edward. I’ve never tasted human blood. Edward has always been a little strange. Not bad for a prison break, eh? You’d be better off dead. I rather you were. I like danger. I prefer brunettes. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Does my being half-naked bother you? Jasper is sort of an expert on young vampires. How can someone so tiny by so annoying? She’s one of us now. Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar. And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, ‘I’m sorry, ma’am.’ You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into. Human blood makes us the strongest, though only fractionally. Jasper’s been thinking about cheating — adverse as he is to the idea, he’s nothing if not practical — but he won’t suggest it. He knows what Carlisle will say. We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. You truly are one frightening little monster. Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off? You are the most dangerous creature I’ve ever met. I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived. Why are you so much furrier than your friends? Do you think you could attempt to control your thoughts? Near the end, though, you started mumbling some nonsense about ‘Jacob, my Jacob.’ Your Jacob enjoyed that quite a lot. Kiss me, Jacob. Kiss me, and then come back. If I had to bleed to save them, I would do it. I would die to do it, like the third wife. I had no silver dagger in my hand, but I would find a way. I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn’t bother you? You know that you nearly gave me a heart attack? Not the easiest thing to do, that. Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. Why didn’t anyone ever try to kill me when I wanted to die? He’s like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can’t live without him now. It’s too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun. The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse. Go play with Edward. I have to get to work. It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof. I’m going to need that ring. It’s time to tell Charlie. I’m no Alice – you’re just predictable. No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. Go to your happy place, Bella. It won’t take long. You’d think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails. I was with Edward in my happy place. It seemed silly that this fact – the existence of his soul – had ever been in question, even if he was a vampire. He had the most beautiful soul, more beautiful than his brilliant mind or his incomparable face or his glorious body. Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point. We were curled up on my small bed, intertwined as much as it was possible, considering the thick afghan I was swathed in like a cocoon. I hated the necessity of the blanket, but it sort of ruined the romance when my teeth started chattering. I’ll miss my friends, too. Especially Mike. Oh, Mike! How will I go on? Oh, for the love of all that’s holy! If you don’t send Edward out, we’re coming in after him! Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you? No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you. One scorching hug stood out from all the others – Seth Clearwater had braved the throng of vampires to stand in for my lost werewolf friend. We took turns shoving cake in each other’s faces; Edward manfully swallowed his portion as I watched in disbelief. I threw my bouquet with atypical skill, right into Angela’s surprised hands. Emmett and Jasper howled with laughter at my blush while Edward removed my borrowed garter – which I’d shimmied down nearly to my ankle – very carefully with his teeth. With a quick wink at me, he shot it straight into Mike Newton’s face. I’m just here to be your friend. Your best friend, one last time. Alice is an unstoppable force of nature. You’ll hurt her. Let her go. I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you myself! I’ll do it now! You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush. Go away, Alice. I’ll tell her where you’re taking her, Edward. So help me, I will. You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating. You’re the best, smartest, most talented sister in the whole world. I love you forever, Dad. Don’t forget that. I’m nothing if not thorough. I didn’t know how or when, but someday, Alice was going to pay for this. Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky. I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up? You know, Jake, maybe you should think about getting a life. I’m not afraid to die. I always knew he would kill her. I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde. Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in? Over my pile of ashes. Emergency vampirization. Carlisle only changed them because it was that or death. He doesn’t end lives, he saves them. I’m not going to hang around and watch you die, Bella. Wait up. My legs aren’t as long as yours. Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. Edward and I weren’t the only ones who were burning over this. Alice loved Bella, too. You’ve been holding out on me. I can’t understand. I can’t bear this. So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt? ‘Bout time somebody scored around here. I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined. Edward, no matter how many friends you gather, we can’t help you win. We can only die with you. From what I saw of his thoughts last spring, Aro’s never wanted anything more than he wants Alice. Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven’t you? You’re so lucky you’re out of the loop, Charlie. That’s all I’m going to say. The redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming. Emmett, because he was dying to go. Jacob, because he wouldn’t be able to bear being left behind. Both nodded. Emmett grinned. Interesting company you keep. You look good. Immortality suits you. In truth, young Bella, immortality does become you most extraordinarily. It is as if you were designed for this life. I have witnessed the bonds within this family – I say family and not coven. These strange golden-eyed ones deny their very natures. But in return have they found something worth even more, perhaps, than mere gratification of desire? I came to witness. I stay to fight. A very pretty speech, my revolutionary friend. Goodbye, Jacob, my brother… my son. If we live through this, I’ll follow you anywhere, woman. Try to find Alistair and tell him what happened. I’d hate to think of him hiding under a rock for the next decade. So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that? Real. Does that make me imaginary? Just get it off your chest, Bella. You had me totally convinced that we were all going to die! I’ve been a wreck for weeks. You’re just not that good an actress. This was about my acting skills? It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain. Here are some copy and paste thingies, feel free to take: If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 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