Suethors and shitty writers make me irate.

If I flame you, it has nothing to do with your age, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or race. You received a flame from me because...

You completely ignore spelling and grammar, and any English teacher would headdesk if they had to read your atrocity.

Your characters are fucked up.

You fuck up the characters of whatever tv show/book/anime you're fanficcing about.

You fuck up canon.

You respond negatively to genuine concrit even though your writing skills aren't worth shit.

You should have been left on the hillside at birth, like the Spartans did to their deformed and unhealthy babies.

You're a fucktard.

Simple as that, no? If you didn't understand the above, let me boil it down for you. Your stories suck. That's why I flame.

Kamen Rider Ryuga Fan - This moron writes shitty fanfics, has one of the most incredibly tl;dr profiles I've EVER seen, and for some reason, can't stop sending me PMs, it's been what, a month now, and this retard can't stop sending more and more PMs bitching to me. Want to be taken seriously? Don't block me and then spam me with PM's. I've had enough of your PM's, especially since I'm unable to reply to them. So buh-bye.

Witch fan in ut - This girl has no originality or creativity whatsoever. All of her "stories" are nothing more than regurgitations of Disney, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Twilight, and W.I.T.C.H. Despite the amount of concrit and flames she has gotten, she still continues to regurgitate/excrete the same old crap. She blocks everyone who has left anything that is not a sparkling, positive, praise-filled review from one of her fuckbuddies.

Also, a fascinating little tidbit from her profile... "Dislikes: Flamers, bullies, pretty boys, stuck up people who think they know everything, drugs, alcohol, bad fics, bad comedians, dark chocolate, bad books, my brother when he's annoying, my sister borrowing my clothes, horror movies, and, most improtantly, the cast for 'The last airbender.'"

Several things stand out to me.

Flamers, bullies... Perhaps you wouldn't be flamed if you wouldn't keep shitting out the same thing over and over.

Bad fics... Well then, that must mean you don't like your own fics! HAHA.

bad books... Then why are you reading Twilight?

The cast for the last airbender... Two things. One. it is AVATAR: the Last Airbender, and if you don't even like the cast, then why are you writing shitty Avatar crossover fics? Or why do you even have Acatar characters listed in your favorites? Idiot.

Atem's Sister Atea - Is Witch fan's friend and send me FIVE PM's whining about my flaming of her friend's copypasta crossover shit. Perhaps if Witch fan would have a original and creative idea, she wouldn;t be getting hit by flames. Also, she ahd her friend both have two of the most tl;dr profiles I have ever seen, filled with meaningless shit.

HolaGurrl122496 - If the numbers in this twit's username is any indication, she shouldn't even be on this site as her thirteenth birthday won't be till December 2009. But her age is of the least concern to me when her writing is simply ATROCIOUS.

XxFalcon's EyexX - Canon rape abound in multiple categories and shitty writing as well.

xXRoraXx - A twitard AND a diaper fan! Oh, this is sad... And more crap here...

If you know of a shitty author who is in desperate need of some cold, hard truth, don't hesitate to PM me!