maryannimalhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Bleach. FORMERLY KNOWN AS: Lives-In-2D (which was SO very original...) Wow. So, I have been AWOL since 2011. Holy sh*t, it's been a LONG time. I recently had to log into an old e-mail account to check something, where I was bombarded with reviews, PMs, and updates regarding people that "favourited" and "followed" me on here. THAT hit me with some intense nostalgia, countless warm fuzzies and even some inspiration for more writing. Which I thought would never happen again. Oh, well. -:Stories In Progress:- A Loser's Love Life: Hinata's/ Ino's/ Tenten's Story(ies) Matchmaker's Lover |
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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Hardest Journey by JanuaryFriend reviews
[AU, 1944 China] Guerrilla Zhu Tenten and Imperial Japanese Army soldier Hyuga Neji meet on the battlefield, and one is taken prisoner. Can these two broken foes find peace in the midst of a war that pits their very cultures against one another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,390 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Shy Girl, Lonely Boy: NaruHina 50 ways by AbsintheJade21 reviews
Assortment of drabbles based on random themes to celebrate Naruto and Hinata! All quick and easy reads about their friendship/relationship. Stop in for a few! #48. "Bed" now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Dirt on my hands and knees by eternalshiva reviews
The truth behind a Kunoichi's true purpose was no secret to Ino. Honing and perfecting these skills, she was Konoha's best but it came with a price – her heart. Unfortunately, everything she trained for was about to crumble, no thanks to Kiba. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Study Session by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Ino is completely stressed out. When Kiba arrives, her stress level increases...and then decreases. Ino-centric, Kiba/Ino lemony-goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2009 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
Down the Rabbit hole by Alis Volat Propris reviews
To save Neji's life, Ino must use her advanced clan jutsu to enter his mind and pull him out of his coma.But Ino is in deeper water than she can possibly swim. How can she save Neji in his own mind when she can't save herself?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,419 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Wedding Sniper by Inori Ishii reviews
A wedding sniper is at large. Posing as couple that's soon to march the aisle, it's up to Detective Yamanaka Ino and Sergeant Uzumaki Naruto to solve the case. As duty and desire tangled them in a web of escalating danger, will they be able to succeed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,679 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Letter by DigisoulWings reviews
Ritsuka writes a letter to Soubi, at school. A short story.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sasuke's Hot Pink Diary by steffxnie reviews
Sasuke's diary. Beware. Contains high level of randomness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sasuke U.
Inside the Fire by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- Getting lost in the Amazon wasn't something on his list of things to do. But of course, good luck tended to avoid him. Rated T for now. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
No Sale by Nanaho-Hime reviews
In the interest of the Hyuuga Corporation Neji tries to buy a tiny flower shop from a stubborn blonde girl who refuses to sell. AU NejiIno Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
Spy Gear by Bye-Q reviews
Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Belong With Me by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- She didn't get it. She was right in front of him, ready to offer him the world. Now if only he could open his eyes... ShikaTema Rated T for a small bit of language. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Rules by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Rule number one of arguing with your own head: do not pull faces. ZetsuKonan. Crap title. Because your mother told me so last night
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zetsu, Konan
Tricks of the Trade by Diamond Mask reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hated rumours for a very good reason. And whoever spread the rumour that he and Sasuke were in love was a dead nin... SasuNaru, implied GaaraNaru, NejiNaru and ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shizune's FanFiction Adventure! by thatkategirl82 reviews
While searching for Kotetsu and Izumo, Shizune sees a strange website on the computer. Her curiousity gets the better of her and Shizune is introduced to Fanfiction. ShizGen. Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Shizune, Genma S. - Complete
Liar, Liar by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Temari's bored and underestimated. She's got the usleless father, hopeless brother, hapless friends. But with a secret: she has another brother in a mental institution. Gaara is slowly recovering from a horrific trauma he can't remember.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Temari, Itachi U.
Long Flight by turtlechick reviews
Tenten is usually alone on her long flights for work until one trip she receives an unexpected visitor. NejiTen Oneshot AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Those Old Feelings Again by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
NejiTen. It wasn't that they weren't aware of their attraction for one another... it was just that one was good at burying it, and the other was too stubborn to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dirty Tricks by ItsTyrian reviews
ShikaTema, modern-day AU; Shikamaru hates Temari, but is conned into going to her Halloween party.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Choji's Secret Life by Sakura-Chan's Twin Sista reviews
Choji has a secret life that no one knows about..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Make Me by lovesrainscent reviews
Shikaku/Yoshino. Lazy jounin stuck grading genin exams with troublesome, type-A-personality chuunin. Sparks fly. Fluffy first kiss stuff. Rated T for a little language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Hyuugas and Dolls by shrieking minties 51 reviews
After a battle gone wrong with Sound village, Kankuro- who is badly injured- and Hinata are trapped- with no way to contact their companions. Expecting to die, they confide in one another what they never thought to tell another soul. KankuroxHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Miniature by don't resist reviews
A Comedy Fic featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Because he had to have toast by beezy63 reviews
A normal day for the sand sibs. Temari must replace another broken item. What happens when a loud-mouth prevents her from getting home on time? Crack fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidanxTemari summary sucks I know
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Naruto: Expectation Of Privacy by Tiger5913 reviews
Kankuro learns the consequences of eavesdropping when he overhears his brother and Matsuri doing something questionable in Gaara's room... ! Gaara x Matsuri, rated for mature implications !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Twisted by Yellow Mask reviews
He had done it. What he swore he'd never do. And he'd done it to Sakura. Dark SasuSaku oneshot, mature themes. Sasuke's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
EVERYONE LUVS KIBA! ! ! ! by The Ladies Man reviews
Now you see...this is what happens when Kiba just can't find his shirt... Beware: Lots of OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
A Night to Remember by shigemoto reviews
How do shinobi cope with the endless missions, fatigue and death in their lives? Everyone has their own methods, but this is how Genma helped Shizune.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
The Best Present 2 by temari13 reviews
It's Gaara's first birthday since his fight with Naruto. Gaara wonders...what does someone do at a birthday party? Perhaps he'll find out. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Or so he told himself by Utsuro reviews
So No, neji Hyuga didnt hate halloween, or so he told himself Realllyyyyyy Late halloween fic Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
First He Got All Weird by Maya01 reviews
“Tenten, I have a problem.” “What?” “I love you.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Godiva by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. 'Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.' Tenten's going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission. [Oneshot, Nejiten, semisequel to Whipped]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Honey by coconutmandarin reviews
He never finished his sentence because Tenten pulled his face forward none too gently and pressed her mouth to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unforgettable Desire by angel1130 reviews
She came for a purpose, but he caught her. And this time he would not let her go. Ran x Gin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Pink FlexiRuler Strikes Back by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
[oneshot][au][KankuHina][the sweetest darn thing][sequel to Attack of the Pink FlexiRuler] Hinata disliked very few things. However, there was one thing that Hinata hated. Okay, she hated two things. Ticks, and mosquitoes. [rated for language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Scary Fangirls by IrisEclipsed reviews
[Oneshot] To avoid rabid fangirls Sasuke claims he is gay . . . With Naruto. And he has to kiss the dobe to prove it. [Sasuke x Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Night Conversation by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten talks in her sleep and Neji finds out some interesting things. [Neji x Tenten] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Tease by IrisEclipsed reviews
[Twoshot] She has him pinned against a wall and he can't get away. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tell Me by IrisEclipsed reviews
A proposition, an arguement, a kiss and a promise . . . of marriage? [Tenten x Neji] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Hinata's New Toy by Sharingan-Sakura reviews
Hinata's birthday present leaves a bad taste in the mouths of the rest of her team...... Crack ShinoIno Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Fear by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
She's frightened, and yet it's something that she wants so much. Either way, it's happening now, and she isn't going to run. GenmaxShizune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Symmetry by Goldberry reviews
Balance. Equilibrium. Or the lack thereof. [Team Gai, NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/5/2005
Directus by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; Tenten throws things and Neji thinks. Or tries not to. Um, what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
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A Loser's Love Life: Sakura's Story reviews
AU: Sakura is a geek who has been pushed around at her job for a long time, but doesn't really care. She lands a job as the secretary of the main owner of the world-famous Uchiha Corp. by a crazy twist. He's a jerk, she hates his guts. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wedding Night Baby reviews
Hinata's depressed at Shikamaru's and Temari's wedding. She's single and still into Naruto. What happens when she gets drunk and the only available shoulder around to cry on is that of Kankuro's? Hormones rage and babies are produced!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Tough Love reviews
Tenzou meets the girl of his dreams but it's an unrequited love for almost five years. Warning: Lime Re-written and changed version of "Lazy Eyes" which I've deleted. Summary sucks and maybe the story does too...a little bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Yamato, Yugao U. - Complete
Experimenting With Halloween reviews
Hinamori invites Izuru over for a cozy Halloween costume dinner. What started as an experimental dinner, ended in...? Read to find out! A cute one-shot, my first one on Bleach. R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - M. Hinamori, I. Kira - Complete
It Took Too Long reviews
Team Gai decide to meet up for a picnic since they rarely get to meet. Tenten likes Neji & vice-versa. However, neither will admit it! Not that good, if I may say so myself! Hints of SakuLee. I don't like this story much, btw. I suck at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
