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 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. NAME?? My name is Mary! AGE?? Uh. I am old enough to have a fanfiction but i am not some old dude set out on stalking little girls and the occasinal boy. Grade?? Well i guess i can tell ya that. I am in 8th grade. ABOUT YOU?? I am compleatly and utterly crazy! I have a very vast imagination even when i DO leave the rainbow at my friend's house. :p I am very short person, and when I say short, I mean SHORT! The tallest I wil ever be is about 5'0. That give you an idea? :) ( i am not that tall yet ) I AM AN ACTRESS! One day you will ALL see me on TV! Don't worry I will say what day and what time MUAHAHAHAH! But that is when the day comes. Soon i hope. A Survey Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Where are you? Look up, now look back. What did you see? What's the last thing you ate? What's your personality like? Who do you have a crush on? What was the last thing you thought? You have a million dollars. What do you do? What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? still bunny What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? What's it like being you? What are your thoughts on writing? How tall are you? What book are you currently reading? What music are you listening to? What was the last site you visited? What was the last thing you cooked? What color are the walls of the room you are in? Do you know who the governor of your state is? How many different programs are open on your computer right now? Have you ever been water-skiing? What is the weather like? Are you going on vacation this summer and where? Anything else? PICZ FROM A LIFE FOR A LIFE Bella's top in chapter 2 http:///catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=101&subCategoryId=113&productId=17386 Bella's pants in chapter 2 http:///catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=103&subCategoryId=122&productId=3282 ALice's top in chapter 2 http:///catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=101&subCategoryId=115&productId=18341 Alice's pants in chapter 2 http:///catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=103&subCategoryId=122&productId=3282 IF YOU HATE STERYO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!! Bold those that fit you!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED Lable are stupid so dont use them. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, cpy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (okay, really, who the hell knew that?!) If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile! If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile. If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. dont forget 2 add 2 this, cause if u think about it, its loads of fun Haha this 1 made me lol Signs you live in 2008 1. You are on your computer everyday 2. You are more inside, than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. A Dads Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. ‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends. One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 10. You were too busy to notice number five. 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. RANDOM TIME! Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork" Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? Don't follow me, I'm lost too At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Haha. I don't get it So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them Set sail in a genaral that way direction Music is my boyfriend Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it? Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed. Parents spend the first part of our lifes teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together. Never go to a docter who's office plants have died. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse? When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade! The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."? Who was the first person to say "You see that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."? When french people swear do they say Pardon my English? The difference between friends and best friends F: Never asks for food or drink BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty F:Bail you out of jail BF: In the next cell saying "man we messed up, again!" F:Only knows a few things about you. BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak. F:Knocks on the door. BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome" 25 reasons i owe my mother 1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week) 4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why) 5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me) 6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about) 8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate) 13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do) 16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold) 20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me) 21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father) 22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up) 23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand) 25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you) IF YOUR ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT GET EXCITED ABOUT TWO REVIEWS COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE |
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