I am a member of the Brotherhood of the Pen!

Name: Writer of the North

Rank: Beta

Number: 23

Story Quality: Excellent.

Gender- Female

Favorite Book- The Silmarillion

Favorite movie series- The Lord of the Rings

Favorite movie- The Return of the King

Favorite Actors- Sean Bean

Favorite Video Games- Elder Scrolls Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim, and Minecraft

Song I'm listening to right now- Lament for Boromir- Tolkien Ensamble

Where I wanna be right now- Imladris or Gondolin

What the weather is like right now- Cold windy Winter

Favorite Poem-

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.

-J.R.R. Tolkien

Favorite quote- "So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."- Padame the revenge of the Sith.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Awesome Quotes

"You know you have read to much fanfiction when every time your dog barks randomly, you expect to see the Phantom of the Opera lying there unconscious due to time travel." The wise words of ME.

"Oh so pepperminty!" Mr Hyde, my awesome Algebra teacher

"Vulcans are just space Elves" Mr. Hyde

"Awkward Turtle" me

"I have never seen so many people move so freaking fast at the same time!" me. My Freshman year there were like 10 fights within the span of a week.

"Oh Alberto where are you?" my dumbass friend Justin. (no we weren't watching a fight we were looking for Alberto I swear!)

"How exactly are we friends again?" Jessie "I blame Sarah Palin, if I had never had that book on my desk I would have never had to deal with you." me

"Hey uh, Mr Vreyens, (My biology teacher) do you remember when you told me to "put that book (Pinheads and patriots) away before I barf all over it"? Well I kinda email Bill O'Reilly about it and well the email got aired on his show. I hope you like being embarrassed on National Television!" Me (No joke, that did actually happen on 3-3-11.)

"Don't kill anyone over the summer Jessie!" me "Aww why not mom?" Jessie.

"Did you kill anyone over summer?" me "No, I couldn't find anywhere to stash the bodys." Jessie

"So I think he is related to Timothy Tredwell, the guy that was 'brothers' with the bears then promptly got eaten by a bear so from now on Jimmy is now Bear shit." Me explaining my weird reasoning to my friend Tory

"Is it just me or does every time Mrs. Pande says organism it sounds like orgasm?" "It's not just you" My friends and I discussing the wonders of our Indian Anatomy teacher's accent.

"You little woodpecker!" Chelsey

"I think there is something wrong with me when I think that the coolest setting on the piano to play 'Music of the night' to is 'Scream'. It just sounds so cool and Erik like!" me