Georgethecathide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Batman. Profiles are the bane of life's existence, don't you think? Thinking how best to express one's character in 200 words... meh. I'm a writer by trade, so at the very least this should be well-written. Am I right? Anyone? Anyone? Copy-editing stuff gives me copious amounts of glee. I'm a spelling fanatic, so if you need me to edit something, I'd be more than happy to -- huzzah! And I heart comics and general such nerdisms. | |||||||
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Shadows of the Past by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...thanks to Eric Border for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,711 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker - Complete
Surreal TV by The Laughing Fish reviews
In an attempt to boost ratings, the Joker becomes the star of a reality show. But how will Harley react to the sight of her ex on national television? A joint effort by Princessebee and Jarec. UPDATED! Chapter Eleven by Jarec
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,553 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Domestic Goddess by alocin reviews
Harley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot by princessebee reviews
It's New Years and with the Babies back, Harley has everything she could ask for... right? Sequel to "All I Want For Christmas".
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
JxHQ: Hired Help by princessebee reviews
Batman and his loyal manservant, Alfred Pennyworth, discuss what, precisely, Harley Quinn means to the Joker.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Dripping In Bruises by walkingthecow reviews
He doesn't remember. JxH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Bachelorhood by princessebee reviews
Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Just His Way by IronKitten reviews
She'll let Dr. Leland think she hates him for what he does, but inside her heart, she knows that's why she loves him. After all, that's just his way.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Suburban Fun and Games by jarec reviews
The Joker sees an opportunity for fun in the suburbs. Will Harley get to live out her fantasies of domestic bliss? Or will the Mad Mountebank shatter her dreams? FINISHED!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Of Love and Hate by DaggerPen reviews
Jason reflects on his feelings towards Bruce non-slash . Rated "M" because of multiple uses of the f-word, but there's no other adult content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
JxHQ: Trip the Light Fantastic by princessebee reviews
A sequel to "Harley Quinn: Soliloquy" told through The Joker's eyes. Harley? Rehabilitated? Not if Mistah J has anything to say about it. This ain't fluffy, kids. It's nasty, brutal, hilarious and darkly comic. JokerxHarley. Strong themes. Complete.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,088 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Broken Record by TheMadPuppy reviews
Joker and Harley, act 5, repetition 876.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/10/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Original Sin by Killing Joke reviews
The confessional booth in one of Gotham's churches has heard a lot of tales of woe, but the Joker's involvement has made this one into a sinister shaggy dog story.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Infamous Secrets by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harley Quinn - Complete
The Deadliest Game by RisqueSno reviews
It was a game they played often, far too often for his liking. She had only improved at it over the years and the results were always devastating, from his standpoint at least. Joker/Harley, ECP - RE-EDITED 3/2/11
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
You're So Annoying by SchattenShadow reviews
All of Arkham's inmates have some level of hatred for people, but there's this new guy they can't stand! How will they deal with it? Scarecrow, Joker, Quinn, TwoFace and Ivy. One Chaptered fic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2005
Just Another Arkham Experiment by Serb reviews
Since many of the patients in Arkham are not getting along with each other, Dr. Leland gives out a little experiment in which the patients will HAVE to get along! Read to know and Review for what you think.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2004
Payments, loans, and returns. by Mistah Js girl reviews
There is a price for everything, and you pay for everything you get. This is a super short little story where Harley Quinn realizes the price she pays for love.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2001
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An visit with an old friend reviews
Alfred visits Jason in Blackgate Penitentiary. Post- Batman and Robin 6 continuity. Just a little chat, but is something I'm anxiously hoping we'll actually see in comics. Rated K for Jason's potty mouth.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Alfred P., Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Making Whoopee reviews
Harley turns the tables on Mr. J in hopes of getting something good for Valentine's Day --- and he's quite perplexed! And violent and murderous, of course.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Greatest Fear reviews
A one-shot set in the Arkham Asylum common room, featuring many of the major rogues. Scarecrow gets them to play one of his favourite games, all the while a few of them get in some of their own mind-games and one-ups.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Conjugal Visit reviews
What's a bored clown to do all cooped up in the Slab? Why, have a conjugal visit of course! Good cracktastic fun! Some violent situations and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Honeymooners reviews
Joker decides to give in and take Harley on a date. Sort-of. More like a heist. Laughter, pain and clownish antics ensue.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
