CalculusWasToughhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Who am I? Call me Cally (: I'm about to join Job Corps, and I know it'll be horrible haha. So I'll probably be writing stories every day to distract myself and entertain you all :D What I Do: I write stories for the Harry Potter fandom only. Sometimes in my head, I write cross over stories with Full Metal Alchemist or Fruits Basket or something, but I never actually put these on paper haha. And most of the stories I write never make it to the computer. Up until now, I've only written Snarry and Drarry, but I'd like to get out of my box and do other things. If you challenge me to do something, I'll most definitely give it a shot, and if I can finish it, I'll upload it for all to read (: For some reason I am rapidly becoming obsessed with Barty Crouch Jr... "Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hopes of a free can of soda." True fact. If I was strong enough or tall enough to tilt a vending machine, this probably would have happened to me too. | |||||||
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Accidentally Bound by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry Potter linked his magic with Severus Snape and they have both survived the Final Battle. How will Harry deal with losses, an angry snape and the end of the war while struggling with his new role as Snape's husband? AU warning. Slash Warning. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,627 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Captive by padfoot's prose reviews
Tobias Snape had never thought Eileen Prince was beautiful. She was ugly and obnoxious and strange as could be. From the very start, he didn't like a thing about her. Yet, until the end, he was completely and utterly captivated. TS/EP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Tobias S., Eileen P. - Complete
Trust Of The Innocent by LostInSpace1966 reviews
He was really all to eager to give every knut he owned to Tom, just to spend one night with his lord. Cygnus/Tom Riddle Onesided
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Cygnus B. - Complete
7 Things by padfoot's prose reviews
Astoria never thought Draco was humble or trustworthy or particularly smart, and yet something about him kept making her look back. So, as his old world crumbles, she is the one he needs to help pick up the pieces. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Sentiments by LostInSpace1966 reviews
Freeverse. Set during CoS, Tom Riddle Jr. / Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Bellatrix by LostInSpace1966 reviews
A look into the life of Bellatrix Black nee Lestrange. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pet by Remy-Luna reviews
Complete. "What were you thinking, Orion—a werewolf? In our home?" "We've discussed this. It's a pet for the children." SBRL. Slight AU, werewolves are considered animals and Ministry property & the Blacks buy their son a very unique pet. Close to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,782 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blind Infatuation by SarahEllenCullen reviews
Every day at Forks High has felt like a living purgatory for Edward Cullen until the new girl, Bella Swan, gives him a reason for living and finally begins to overcome his depression from being blind. All Human. All rights reserved to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Shameless by Katherine.aka.Kat reviews
Compliant with DH not epilogue . Harry, Head Auror, has trouble sleeping at night. Draco, Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts, lives a public yet solitary life. When a dark wizard causes mayhem at Hogwarts, they need to confront their demons and each other. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,391 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Situational Ethics by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Snape had intended on reporting his findings to the Order one summer night. He didn’t plan on falling into Harry’s bed and possibly in love. Slash SSHP. Mpreg COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,339 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mommy Dearest by LunaParvulus reviews
What happens when you're turned into your earliest life form? Where do you go? A two month pregnancy and giving birth? Mpreg twist... Just plain weird xD Better summary in first chapter! A whole different type of De-Aging fic. Baby!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,020 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Summer Trials by phys-nut reviews
COMPLETE! To stave off a summer of bordom after their NEWTs, Albus and Scorpius signed up for the Fairytale Trials. Now Scorpius is under an enchanted sleep, and Albus is riding about on his "noble steed," to find him and save the day. Slash! AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,232 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Digitallace reviews
A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Plant by thesewarmstars reviews
Neville turns over a plant to Harry and explains that the plant told him it was Severus Snape. Harry probably should’ve listened. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Move by Emily Waters reviews
Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 230 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cosmopolitan by owlpostagain reviews
Everybody loves a good bet. SLASH warning. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fridays at Half Seven by jin fenghuang reviews
Five years after the war and all is not well. The dream Harry had of a family, a happily ever after, was just that: a dream. With nothing more interesting than the latest Quidditch scandal to report on, the media has turned to stalking Harry ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Times of War by Orchid.Kisses reviews
In the third year of the war, Draco is discovered as a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. Snape brings him to Grimmauld Place for safety. But months of being locked in a house with Potter take their toll, and soon both boys are in over their heads.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,744 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger Garden by jamie2109 reviews
Draco Malfoy was never very fortunate when it came to bringing pain and misery to a certain Mr. Potter. His latest plan is no exception. Or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,717 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 6,559 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Issues by jamie2109 reviews
COMPLETE HarryDraco. In the aftermath of the final battle, Harry spots Draco amongst the captured Death Eaters, and wants some questions answered. The answers set him on a path full of danger and intrigue, and the blossoming of a new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,131 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This is NOT a Diary! by RBTL reviews
Albus Severus Potter is stuck spending his summer with his family, Scorpius Malfoy and a book he's supposed to write in. His family is annoying, Scorpius is hot and the book is NOT a diary. Can he survive? AS/S, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Five Ways to Forgiveness by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, epilogue-compliant. Every choice we make closes off one pathway and opens others. When Harry sees Draco Malfoy at King's Cross, he has a vision of five futures, but not all of them can come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flickers of Ascension Unseen by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. Whereby the heart is a well of secrets and love comes in varying degrees. SNARRY Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck on You by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius is jealous. Harry is oblivious. A prank is played. It has some interesting results and two pranksters discover unexpected things as they struggle with the consequences of their own actions. Fluffy slash. HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Required by Sirry-Addict reviews
Grimmauld is destroying Sirius. [Slash, SiriusHarry, a series of five ficlets based on the words required, projects, deny, sticky, and slowest.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Better Than Life by Ayla Pascal reviews
[complete] Harry could have never guessed the repercussions of drinking the Better Than Life potion. Snape-Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Revenge comes to those who wait by Allohamorah reviews
completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Remember Your Heart by bramblerose-proudfoot reviews
COMPLETE! After Voldie's destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perhaps A Smile by roxierocks reviews
Severus is trying to get Harry out of bed...You and Me Series 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bloodlust by Saltandsweat reviews
COMPLETED 231003 Finally it's finished! Slash. Rated for darker themes. Severus Snape is taken over by a strange force, a force that makes him do terrible things ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,067 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Trivial Dreams reviews
Most children wanted to be princes or princesses when they grew up. But Tom saw the folly in fairytales, and dreamed of something different. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
And He Finally Said Yes reviews
This wasn't love. It was destructive. But no matter what Harry did, his and Snape's paths were slowly being wound together until they finally became one. Was it fate? /Starts out as humor for the first two chapters, then becomes much more serious/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Enough to Condemn a Man reviews
Barty didn't love Harry from the beginning. In fact, he despised him and everything he stood for. But gradually his hate grew to something more. And when he took the Dementor's kiss, his last wish was to see those Avada Kedavra green eyes one more time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Barty C. Jr., Harry P.
Starting Over Again reviews
Why on earth does Harry keep a jar of peanut butter with him no matter where he goes? Severus is determined to find out, if only, at the very least, to be able to enjoy a night in bed without it sitting on the bedside table, watching them. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Got Me Into This reviews
Harry receives some startling information about Professor Snape, shortly before the two are sent on a mission together. How will it impact Harry's perception of the man? /DISCONTINUED/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
