News Alert!

Good news, I'm finally gunna continue my stories, hip hip, horray.

But of course, something is still making me not fully update and that is because I'm drawing a lot of art

for contest and requests, and there's a deadline to meet.

Hopefully you'll be seeing more of me soon.

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

Yo Minna-san,

Welcome to my humble abode, whatever that means. Well, I plan on updating all my stories, even if that means it'll take a gazillion years... Meh.

I have a deviant art account, but I barely upload stuff there... The problem is, I hate TONS of drawings done on paper, but I don't have a scanner... T.T My account is:

But most of my doodles are on:

http:///PaintingsUser.aspx?user=Inkaide&p=1 (But this is only page 1, theres another page)

Name: My real name is -censored-. But I like to refered to via internet by 'Shikiame'. Yes, it means Seasonal Rain in Japanese.

Age: Fine, I'll tell ya. My age is between 1 and 100. That was helpful, hmm? (Whispers) Okay, if you really want to know...ehem:

My Age multiplied by 65 minus 15 divided by 2 plus 2 divided by 3 plus 1161 divided by 16 equals 81.25. So can you guess my age?

Race: I'm Japanese-Chinese. Aren't I lucky...?

Favourites: For food, I love seafood, spicy-shtuff, COOKIES!, junk food, fruits, and milk. Um, I'm too lazy to to list any of my other favourite stuff yawn

For free-time, I simply MUST doodle, I love step dancing, video game (eheh), practicing violin (It's a drag, but it's better than sounding like Shikamaru), listening to my iPod Touch,and last but not least...SLEEPING!

~Fanart made by my beautiful and awesome readers~

Meowz! Cover Page - By Thirrin73 - Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin

Perverted Scene - By hidansakura-lover - Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin

The dates for my next updates: (Remember, they may change)

The Tsura of Dimensions...

Next Update: On hold.

Summary: (SakuraCentric) (Sakura/Guys) What happens when Sakura's told that she can jump between dimensions? And why is everyone from Sand, Cloud, Mist, and Sound visiting her? And worst yet, why are the Akatsuki visiting her? There's Love, Betrayal, Anger, and Friendship.

Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin!...

Next Update: Sometime this month, Guaranteed.

Summary: (Akatsuki/Sakura) Sakura's just about had it when she realised that in front of her, 9 fully naked men, who were used to be lovable kitties, gathered together in front of her, who was only wearing a bra and underwear. And they looked horny. Aw, crap.

My Fairytale

Next Update: Writer's block. On hold until March.

Summary: (Sasu/Saku Neji/Saku Gaa/Saku Shika/Saku Naru/Saku Kiba/Saku Akatsuki/Saku SakuCentric) Highschool Fic - I, Sakura Haruno, is the new-found liking of the most popular boys at my new school. And that's just a part of it. Yeah, life sucks.

Stuck in Konoha T.V!

Next Update: When 'Meowz I'm an Ex Nin' is (almost) done.

Summary: (SakuraCentric) Team Gai, the Sabaku siblings plus the Akatsuki got warped into a television screen! As our hero's face the deadly wratches of Dora, Spongebob, Sesame Street and more, how will they react when they learn that they will actually need their help?

Random Story Ideas: You fucking steal my ideas and I'll fucking rip your wuss-filled head off...

1. Title: Lady Pride =Definitely=

Summary: (SakuraCentric) In the times of war, those who fight for justice will receive honour, and those who cower in fear, will receive penalties. When one female warrior dreams of a life of knighthood, she must prove herself worthy to gain their respect.

2. Title: Gender Switcharoo =Working on 1st Chapter=

Summary: (SakuraCentric) Once upon a time, in the land of the Konoha Foster Inc, there lived a temper-incaged pinky who by a mishap of wrong ingredients, reversed the genders of everyone there, but herself. Ah, 'tis a tragedy but—"No Naruto, I will notteach you how to use a tampon!" "But Sakura-chan! It's leaking!"

3. Title: Choose Your Own Mission: The Lost Icha Icha =Maybe=

Summary: (Resembles 'Choose Your Own Adventure') Make your own decisions as you are the main character. Make the right choice, good for you. Make the wrong choice, better luck next time. -The One Where Jiraiya Lost the Tragic Hentai and Sends You to Find The Theif.-

If you play 'Trickster Online' or 'MapleStory', add me as a friend, if you dare...

My Trickster Name:

SakuraXjutsU

My MapleStory Name:

ScarletMyst

Ya that's it...

For Anime/Manga: Naruto (duh)+Naruto Shipuuden! Bleach (secondly), Zatch Bell, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Shugo Chara+Shugo Chara Doki (just so damn cute!), Death Note (Me loves L!), Rosario Vampire, .//Hack, Black Cat, D.N.Angel, Witch Hunter Robin, Gakuen Alice (also known as Alice Academy), +Anima, Beauty Pop, Card Captor Sakura, and much more but... Yeah.

For pairings (I'm only gonna only write 'em for my most favourite ones :

Naruto:

Sakura/Akatsuki

Sakura/Sasori

Sakura/Gaara

Sasori/Sakura/Gaara (OMG SO HAAWWT! Ehem... I'm gonna make one soon... Maybe not soon...but you get the point.)

Bleach

Ichigo/Rukia

Rukia/Renji

Ichigo/Renji (Not yaoi! When they fight, its halarious!)

Orihime/Ulquiorra

Orihime/Grimmjaw

Shugo Chara+Shugo Chara Doki

Amu/Ikuto

Amu/Kairi

Gakuen Alice

Mikan/Natsume

Ruka/Mikan/Natsume

Time for those copy and paste crap

Number 12 Naruto characters and answer the questions!

1. Tobi!
2.Itachi
3. Sasori
4.Naruto
5. Hinata
6. Sai
7.Sasuke
8. Sakura
9. Deidara
10. Ino
11.Tenten
12. Gaara

1)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Um...Perhapes not? I don't think I ever will...Not a fan of Tenten or Sai...Sorry Sai/Tenten lovers...if there are any...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ya! Definatly hawter in the Shipuuden. I'm all out for Naruto!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OMG, that would be awesome! I LOVE Gaara and Sakura and Gaa/Saku is one of my fave pairings. That would be a cool thing to happen in Naruto...

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Ya! I read a Dei/Saku story before, it was cute.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Only if there's someone out there who likes ice-cube couples.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Not a fan of either. Hinata doesn't even know who Deidara is and I HATE YURI! But I still say Hina/Ino as a friendshippy way.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Can guys even have sex?? Anywayz, it would be, Sasuke getting into the second stage of the curse mark and scream 'Brother! How could you be so GAY?! Gaara's mine!!' or something like that. I admit, that would be interesting...xD

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Eww, I hate Saso/Ino...Not doing it! Besides, Sasori's Sakuras!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Hell ya! I read one recently, it was friggin' halarious!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
...Um...'Ice-Cube Love'...

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, thanks to Angel-chan, I know what this means! But it ain't nice. To de-flower means to take ones virginity...Eww. Especially if Naruto has to take away Tobi's virginity! So I ain't doing that one...I might ever quit FF if I have to answer that one.

12)Does anyone on your friends list read a Three Fic yet?
Probably, I mean, he's so HAWT!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ya, my friend from school attempted...failed miserably...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
Yes! One of my friends absolutly adore Hina/Naru, and she got a crush on Itachi, so ya!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sasuke-kun! Where ever you are! Come back! (faints)

16)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Mmm...Rockstar!

17)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: YAOI and much, much, much, good boyness. Beware.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on Two?
Hey cutie...I love the color of your eyes...it reminds me of Sasuke-kun...I—AGH! WTF! You trapped me in a genjutsu! I hate you! I'm sooo not having sex with you!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Okay, well, I'd rather be training now, but this person forced me to explain this crap so 'A wrong relationship between Blossom and Uchiha—Hey! Why does Sakura always end up with an Uchiha?! And Ino just broke up with red-eyes!' (Question 18)

20)How emo is Seven?
Oh very, very, very, very, VERY EMO! There's no right word to describe HOW emo chicken-ass head is...

21) What would One say if Three and Nine started making out in public?
'Tobi wants to know why Senpai is licking Sasori-san's mouth! Are you having fun?! Tobi wants to join! Tobi is a good boy!'

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RIP

Itachi Uchiha

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