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 Author has written 6 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Hello and welcome. I love Batman, musical theatre, reading, and the heat. I hate people with closed minds. My birthday is on April 1st, and if given the chance, I'd love to take a summer-long roadtrip to someplace warm. I'm also still learning how to write, so please be patient with me. My earlier stuff is terrible, but I leave it up as a reminder of how far I've come. "And I am a writer, writer of fictions. I am the heart that you call home. And I've written pages upon pages trying to rid you from my bones." ~ The Engine Driver, The Decemberists "When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical may be madness. To surrender dreams, this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash; too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all – to see life as it is, and not as it should be." ~ Miguel de Cervantes |
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Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 503,177 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Grave by BCooper reviews
Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,633 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bats of a Leather by Xrai reviews
Ficlets and drabbles of various themes concerning the Dark Knight and other villains/heroes of Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane, Harvey D.
Blue Skies and Sunshine by The Croc Shop reviews
A completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
The Sword of Damocles by Lauralot reviews
How does the Joker work through his own pain? By inflicting it on others. Sequel to The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,833 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Joker, J. Crane
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by Checkerboards reviews
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who is the man inside the Bat?...oh, it's Bruce Wayne. Wait, what?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Neon Black by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
He was dying, and though a shocker, it wasn't a complete surprise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Devil's Dance Floor by Olivia Dunham reviews
For the past five years, Harleen has maanged to keep her life normal - by giving up Harley. Of course, the Joker won't stand for his lady to give it all up - he'll get her back, even if it means taking what she treasures most.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Zenna Vortex: Five Queens and a Joker by LA Knight reviews
Rachel: delicious, corruptible. Sadie: young, out of control. Crystal: dangerous, sharp. Danni: waiting, ready. Rose: sensual, explosive. Batman: desperate to save them. Joker: desperate to see just how much damage 5 women can do.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,650 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
His Har Har Lee by blacksilkrose123 reviews
“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,193 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Joker
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
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Chicken Noodle reviews
And even after all this, she's still willing to go crawling back. A soup-related drabble series.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Snap reviews
Every man is corruptible. Every man has a breaking point.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Joker - Complete
Goliath reviews
Kittykittykitty, you are prettyprettypretty. Kittykittykitty, I love you. A sprint into insanity. OneShot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Joker - Complete
Ashes reviews
Unknowingly, she stepped into the inferno. Now he's angry and her simple life will spiral out of control. And with everyone dancing so close to the flames, someone's bound to get burned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
The Lost Ones reviews
A boy and his father, who are not really a boy and his father, are looking for their Lost One. But she's not really lost. She's there, somewhere in the starlight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
You've Got To Be Kidding Me reviews
Vivian simply wanted to live under the radar until she turned 18. But Maroni wasn't having that. Now, with two villians after her for God knows what reason, can she reach her birthday alive and with her sanity intact? *Discontinued*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
