randomsillycullenhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. heyy guys, my name is rayche and i loveee twilight...i am a girl who know what she wants and will not settle for anything less. im the best friend you tend to fall in love with...im the girl who is kicking your ass at gears of war...im the girl who watches lifetime with your mom. i LOVE my MAN PRETTY XANDIE!! hehe...he makes me blush...i cant stop thinking about him...i love him...alot... i am very dedicated to singing..it is what i do best..when words fail me..music is there to kick the words butt!! i LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE mountain dew, pixie sticks, red bull, monster, gummi worms...and EDWARDADE!! lolz inside joke. i KNOW im beautiful inside and out but im not conseded...im just happy with who i am. you cannot really judge me by what my life is like or what has happend or i have done in the past...here is the drama in my past... ~my mom is a drug addict ~my dad won't talk to me anymore, "im not good egnogh" he says.. ~i used to have an addiction to cutting myself when i was 11 years old.. ~i used to be bulimic.. ~my grandmother hates me becase im not "normal" 'case i prefer guns n roses over hannah montana.. ~i was molested.. ~i have secrects no one knows. now when i feel depressed i think of the good things... i have a beautiful personality i am a good person im better than a 12 year old boy at video games.. i am very unique .. you will NEVER find a girl like me! i am not intrested in the bleep people say... noow i think of the funny things!! ! carlise is my pimp fo shizzle ! edward has twitching problem but i like it! ! i would win a stareing contest with emmetts hand.. ! alice is a human pixie stick ! weeeeeee...he thinks ma tractor's SEXAAAAYYY...wooooaaaahhh...hehe gummy worms.. ! AHHHHHHH!! ITS...BELLAS UNDIES...jacob : SWEET MOTHER OF PICKLES! ITS A PARACHUTE!! (i dont own this...) i also LUUURRVVVE to draw anime... i drew the cute lil chic in the corner...guess who it is...MYSELF!! AHAHAHAHAA...THE MIRRORS ARE FOLLOWING ME!! sooo just think of me what you will...i dont really give a flying Esme... DUCK SAND PICKLE!! BREAKING NEWS: i just got the CUTEST chihuahua for my birthday!! he is long haired and sandy colored. i named him jake dobby hawkins...XD!! my bday is sept.15 but today is the 13 (bella swans bday!) so it was an early suprise from my sister&trace!! |
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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Help by MyWorldIsFiction reviews
Bella get very sick, Everyone goes into shock when they find out what it is! What will Edward do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me by MusicMadam reviews
Based off of Taylor Swift's song You Belong With Me.Bella is in love with Edward Cullen her neighbor and best friend,but Edward has a girlfriend.Will Bella finally have the courage to tell Edward how she feels.All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,109 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Tourniquet by Narwhals.Meow reviews
Oneshot song fic. Set in NM, Bella's cliff dive but slightly different. Depressing
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Shouldn't have fallen in love by Dramione Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth, they even live together. Both have partners and are happy with their lives. Can one kiss, one night change this? AU AH BxE R&R *Bad at Summarys*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Funny Twilight Note! 2 by Fluffy Tranquil
Our second note. The hobos are back!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Funny Twilight Note! by Fluffy Tranquil reviews
Okay, so My friend Gabby and I made a note similar to what IhateJacob1 did. Includes hobos. But where?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Being Back by xxdogxx reviews
Cullens leaving times Bella cutting herself plus them coming back equals bad news. RXR.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews
Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
I'd Lie by Unexperienced-Wisdom reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends, the only problem? she is Head over Heals in love with him and he doesn't know it! ALL-HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'd Lie by lizzieloo reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends for years. But when they finally realize their feelings for each other have started to change, obstacles land in their path of being together. Will they find their way back together, or continue to be kept apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To My Immortal by Bookworm426 reviews
It’s been six months since Edward left,and neither of them can take the pain anymore.He comes back to beg for forgiveness,but Bella has plans of her own.Will he get back in time?Will she take him back?What does Charlie have up his sleeve?Full sum. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or DareCullen Style! by fullhousegrl22 reviews
So Bella is left alone with Jasper and Emmett while everyone is away. Will J/A and EM/R relationships break apart or grow stronger? And will Edwards and Bella relationship grow stronger? R&R for more chapters! Better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,280 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Forever Unwanted by EverlastingPixie1997 reviews
Three years. Two families. One band. Edward didn't come back in New Moon and they think Bella is dead. What happens when the Cullens see Bella on MTV and she's in a band? When they show up at one of her concerts, will sparks fly or will hell break loose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Phone Switch by Dirty Little Secret -x0x reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. What happens when they accidentally bump into each other and switch phones? Hell is sure to be close to the two. But, how far will they go? What will happen when they find out the problems of the other? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling For Her by ichigolynn reviews
Alex didn't mean to fall for her. She has the Alex Russo charm dammit. At least, that's what she thought. Alex/Mitchie, Selena/Demi. Femslash, don't like, then don't read.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,431 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alex R., Mitchie T.
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
New Moon Revamped by GymnastByTwilight-Dazzled reviews
This is a twist on New Moon. Kind of comical. *LEMONS PEOPLE* My first fanfic, be nice, please. There is a twist, which is enexpected and will change everything! Please R&R! xxx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
High On Sugar THE SEQUAL by edwardsbella99 reviews
the sequal to high on sugar. very funny. more chapters soon to come. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong with Me by allienicole16 reviews
Short little one shot set to the song You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Moment Of Truth by Aurag2 reviews
Rosalie and Emmett face off on a truth game. Other characters are involved. Very innapropriate but no sex invlolved. R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Twilight Questions by KoopoBrianJebus reviews
I/You ask the questions and they answer! But the answering takes a while, they like to talk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mommy, Do Vampires? by CloudForTifa reviews
Renesmee has a few questions about what vampires can or can’t do. HUMOUR! Don't take it too seriously! It's all good fun!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
the emo who goes to rehab hehe by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella swan is an anorexic emo whos parents send to rehab. when she meets Alice emmett rosalie edward and jasper there will she make true friends and maybe even bloom feelings for edward? EXB JXA EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Edward is in love with someone and Bella is heartbroken, she follows a trail of clues that leads her to his mystery girl. E&B/EM&R/A&J. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Invisible by allienicole16 reviews
Based on the song Invisible by Taylor Swift. Bella is in love with Edward, but he's in love with someone else.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TShirt by Nessie'sLaTuaCantante reviews
Edward's gone on a one week hunting trip, and Bella is sad. : . Alice wants to go shopping, but Bells can't seem to leave her house without crying. this is based off of the song "T-Shirt" by Shontelle. One-Shot, and very OOC! R&R pwease!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
High On Sugar by edwardsbella99 reviews
Bella, cake, big bag of sugar. Dun dun dun! Read and Review! Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
How We Met Miley Cyrus by edwardsbella99 reviews
This story wasn't that good, but I was bored. One-shot. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Bella's dream by TwiMetalAlcheDemon reviews
Bella has a strange dream…. Beware… this story includes scary night talking, Jacob wearing a wolf suit, Jacob turning into a Chihuahua, Emmett’s crazy ideas, and a vampire Pineapple! I hope its better than it sounds! Please read….
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Bachelor Party by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Edward, Emmett, Jasper, and Charlie go to Seattle for Edward's bachelor party. Contains a drunken Charlie, mild swearing, and mature content. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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The Glee Club Chronicles reviews
Bella is a shy girl with an amazing voice in the glee club. Edward Cullen is the perfect guy she has a crush on. What happens when Edward joins glee? Will he finally notice Bella? Tell me if i should continue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
truthordare: sing yo booty off edition reviews
emmett makes up a game, each of the family members get dared to sing a song....but what songs will they sing? oh and nessie keeps wondering what a disco stick is...michael jackson hanging with harry potter....and alice having an evil spas...read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Emmett
