BLEACH!!!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die,
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and Paste this in to your profile if you are against Child abuse.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kristen

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kriizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Tiger

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rodkrula (o_0)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rdmamen

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Katherine

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Snuggles (0_o)

Got a problem with me? SOLVE IT
Think Im trippin too much? TIE MY SHOES
Cant stand me? SIT DOWN
Cant face me? THEN TURN AROUND

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a female gender. So I must be UGLY or CRAZY
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I speak my mind. So I must be a bitch.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE Waterpolo player, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have good grades, so I must be a nerd
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.

I am German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I like COMICS, so I must be a Geek
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.(Grrrr...)
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST be DRUNK.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get bad grades, so I must be a slacker who doesn't try
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.

Copy And Paste this to your profile if you hate sterotypes.

You may not mean shit to the world but you mean shit to me!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

95 percent of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana went to the top of a 100 story building, planning on jumping. 4 percent would say, "Jump you jerks!" Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if you would be part of the 1 percent who went up there and pushed them off saying, "You take to long." Mamading, Sergeant Bird, isshinkurosakirox9546,

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM
HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, NarutosBrat, Elder Predator, The Unkown Twinkie, isshinkurosakirox9546

If you ever have read so many fanfics that you couldn't tell the actual story from the fanfics, copy and paste this onto your profile with your name at the end. OCEANMOON!,The Unknown Twinkie, isshinkurosakirox9546,

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki,WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, , Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, naruxhina.for.life345, The Unkown Twinkie, isshinkurosakirox9546,

-If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste

WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH BLEACH

If you:

- Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!'

- When you meet someone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from

- At the beginning of a race shout 'SHUNPO!'

- Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yoruichi

- Find a cave and train there to try and achieve bankai

- When your friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!'

- Memorize the kido spells

- When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!'

- Call your little brother lil' shiro

- Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorize it

- Drink sake until you pass out

- When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them

- Put 'Bureau of research and development' as your screen saver on your computer

- Buy all three bleach games

- Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permanent marker

- Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears

- Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain and their zanpaktous

- Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform

- Call your teachers -Taicho and you head teacher sou-taicho

- Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' every time you get asked either question

- Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough

- Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach

- Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you

- When your trying to explain something use little bunny pictures on a sketch pad

- Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone

- Put black tattoos on your head and chest with a marker

- Pile your desk with paperwork

- Cut the sleeves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko

- Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!'

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

‘A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,
she asked him if he wanted her, he said no,
she asked him if she left would he cry, he said no,
she turned to leave and he grabbed her arm.
He said, she wasn’t pretty she was beautiful.
He didn’t want her, he needed her
and If she left he wouldn’t cry he’d die.'
-Anonymous

You know you're an author if:
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Here's some of my favorite quotes:

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHERE THEY'RE GOING UNTIL THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN PAST IT

Sometimes you have to cry for no reason to make up for all the times you wanted to cry, but didn't

WE ALL KNOW THAT COVERING YOUR EARS AND SCREAMING "LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" DOESN'T WORK, STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND LISTEN TO WHATEVER IT IS WE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU.

TRY AGAIN? IF YOU KEEP FAILING MAYBE YOU SHOULD REALIZE YOU SUCK AT WHATEVER YOU ARE TRYING TO DO AND GIVE UP ALREADY.

You Suck. You should fix that.

Doesn't it suck how someone can break your heart and you'll still love them with all the little pieces?

Never take candy from strangers... unless they're offering reeses peanut butter cups cause come on no one can resist those!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now??

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Phrases of Wisdom

- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused

light travels faster than sound that might be why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11,Hawk's-Gal4077, ComputerGirl12, IsshinKurosakirox9546.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Now check out my stories! I know you want to! Leave reviews!!

Still reading? Wow...looks like someone's got waaaay too much time on their hands. Or is really bored right now. Lol.

So...yeah. Feel free to email me whenever. I won't always get back to you ASAP, but I will eventually. I love hearing from other people, and I love reading everyone's stories on here. They're amazing! So thanks to everyone who reads my stories, and thanks also to those who take the time to review them. You guys are the best!

I just had to copy these onto my profile!!