Okay, I really suck at writing these things, but I'll give it a shot.

What can I say? I get these little weird ideas in my head and I have to write them down. Sometimes once I start writing, they turn out to be not so little.

I'm a personal assistant/legal secretary/general 'doer of all things' working in a law office in small town Mississippi. Sound boring? It's not, I promise. My boss works for the state, so it can get interesting. I used to hate politics and somehow I wound up working right in the middle of it. And I... enjoy it? O_o

My writing style is completely different from the way I talk in real life. Living in California for a while dampened most of my southern accent, but I've been told the twang comes back in full force when I get excited or upset. As the people closest to me will tell you, if you hand me a pen I turn into the queen of verbose. I still firmly believe in the power of snail mail, and modern technology hates me. A lot. As does the sun.

I also have a bad habit of turning into a hermit from time to time. If it ever happens, I promise I'm not dead. I'm probably just buried under a mountain of wills, deeds, and federal case filings. Or I might be sitting in a dark corner somewhere staring off into space as I contemplate the meaning of existence. Whatever the case may be, I'll dig myself out of it eventually. Probably.

I have an AFF account where you can find the steamier bits of my stories that I have to cut out here. Feel free to check it out, but remember to leave a review!! (oh, and don't go unless you're 18 or older. I don't want to get in trouble for perverting the minds of young readers... anymore than I already do... shifty eyes )

[Note: I'm no longer active there, but I'll leave the link for simplicity's sake]

http:///authors.php?no=1296869253