A diary of Holden Caulfield's first month at Hogwarts. Why are all those kids in Gryffindor so phony? And more importantly, where do the snidgets go in winter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete