Envy and Furyhide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Maximum Ride. “Behind each troll there is a human being. Bad news guys! The promised collaboration fic with A-Sluggish-Memory and X-Renalie, who are still two of the coolest people around, is looking pretty unlikely at this point. We've all gotten pretty busy, and just don't have the time. However, that doesn't mean I've stopped writing altogether. In fact, I've got a little something up my sleeve which I'm really excited about, and hoping to write several chapters of before I start posting. It is, of course, a Harry Potter Marauders-centric fic, but also an AU, which is something I haven't really touched on before. Be prepared! |
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Come Together by Kohaku no Hime reviews
A series of ficlets set before, during, and after the anime, all of which involve our three favorite bikers: Raphael, Alister, and Valon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 198 - Words: 345,776 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Amelda, Raphael, Varon/Valon
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Dark Enough by Inflorescences reviews
Challenge response for HPFC prompt "Connect the Death Eaters". One-shot. Canon-complicit. Rabastan knows that Rodolphus will always do his best to protect him. But despite his best attempts, it seems he cannot repay the favor. As the Lestrange brothers delve deeper into darkness, their strange love grows ever stronger. After all, their weak spots will always be each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Rodolphus L., Rabastan L. - Complete
Lost, But Not Forgotten by Maggies Maze reviews
She's not dead, is she? There were only two witnesses that night. One isn't quite sure what happened and the other is insane. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L.
I Will Survive by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A boy and his uncle say goodbye...and more besides. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rodolphus L., Draco M.
Forget the Golden Trio! by A-Sluggish-Memory reviews
What do a lesbian Grubbly-Plank,a stench ridden Gibbon, a clumsy Leanne, a suspicious Fat Lady and a sex driven Madam Puddifoot have in common? Absolutely nothing of course. Then why are they banding together to destroy Lord Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - W. Grubbly-Plank, Gibbon - Complete
The Wizard's Driving Companion by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Are you a wizard who has to drive a car? Do you have no idea what you're doing when you get behind the wheel? Well, you just sit right down and let Rodolphus Lestrange's Guide to Driving put your mind at ease!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rodolphus L.
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Moment by TheStrangeBelief reviews
It's the strangest little thing, really. Evan/Alecto
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alecto C., Evan R. - Complete
Watch by TheStrangeBelief reviews
Antonin watches the drama with the cool, unfeeling eyes of a spectator. Somewhat compliant with 'mistake'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Antonin D. - Complete
Zsasz 'A Lost Soul' by A-Sluggish-Memory reviews
Look inside his twisted world and see how Victor Zsasz became the man he is today and what plans he has for the future.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010
Three Tears I've Saved For You by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Bella tends Rod's wounds after the chase/battle at the beginning of DH. Inspired by the line "But we definitely injured Rodolphus..." from page 76 of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Slughorn's Date with Destiny by A-Sluggish-Memory reviews
Slughorn's Date with Destiny is a story which gives humour to Harry Potter. It is set in the 'Half-Blood Prince' era. Starring Horace Slughorn!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Horace S., Argus F. - Complete
Indoctrination by annuscka reviews
“I’d like to talk some more with you, if you do not mind. About your brother.” In which Albus Dumbledore feels the need to have a very unpleasant conversation with Rabastan Lestrange. Includes Rabastan, Dumbledore, Rodolphus and some Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Rabastan L., Rodolphus L.
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Interlude—or, I'd Rather Kiss a Werewolf by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
They had drifted into each other's arms like smoothly rolling waves, pulled along by the uncompromising whims of the moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
The Note by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Bellatrix is gone and Rodolphus finds himself alone. Between sadness and dullness, he stumbles upon three picture frames and finds the surprise of his life when a note falls from the third one. A note from Bellatrix. - Rodolphus/Bellatrix. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Embrace by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- And it is when she is engulfed in his embrace that she truly finds herself. Finds her true self. - Rodolphus/Bellatrix. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
That is a Lemon by yolapeoples reviews
“When life throws you lemons, throw them at your Composition teacher.” Remus Lupin brings a lemon to all of his classes. His friends think he’s hilarious, his other peers think he’s finally lost it, and his teachers are quite frankly perplexed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble with Quills by Laora reviews
Lily realizes, after arriving at Hogwarts, that she does not know how to use a quill. Remus helps out. James is a prick, as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hidden by Jillian Ryn reviews
AU No one suspects the boys in the fourth year Gryffindor dorm to be the infamous Marauders. Everyone knows they hate each other... Don't they? The secret would have died with them if it weren't for a beautiful girl with red hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 12/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love Me Or by Alyx Bradford reviews
At the celebration of Bellatrix Black's engagement to Rodolphus Lestrange, the Black sisters and their respective significant others are given cause to ponder the nature and meaning of love, and whether or not it exists. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Surprise by kitsunelover reviews
The Dark Lord finds to his cost that a surprising number of his Death Eaters are gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
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Marauders, Inc reviews
MWPP Era AU. In which the Marauders are Private Investigators, Voldemort attempts to build a criminal empire and plenty of shenanigans are involved when they try to stop him. Featuring Peter the second-hand furniture store owner, Remus the badass, Bellatrix the exotic dancer, Tom Riddle - office worker by day, crime lord by night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort
Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
Silver Legacy reviews
It's a shade too dark, he's a shade too grim. She's just a little bit too angry and they run in shades of grey. Twenty-six drabbles of their lives, from school til death, done by the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Before Tomorrow Becomes Yesterday reviews
Oneshot. James Potter is less than perfect, and the way he proposes to Lily Evans is less than perfect and just a little bit awkward.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mermaid reviews
Oneshot. There's a statue in Copenhagen, a rather famous one of a mermaid sitting on a rock. Small, unimposing, but with centuries of meaning behind it. - "Why'd you have it made? The mermaid?" Norway asks. Denmark sighs, and says, "Let me tell you about it, about all of it." For once, Norway shuts up and listens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Synonymous to Regret reviews
One shot, freeverse. Andromeda wonders if she's happier now that she's run away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Offering reviews
AU, where Cato wins. What happens to the Victors after they win? Cato becomes disillusioned.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Cato - Complete
The Games We Play reviews
Short one shot. The war is almost certainly lost, the Dark Lord will never rise. But what does that matter? His role is to shed blood, and shed blood he does. This is his game, his war. He will win.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Walden M. - Complete
On the Streets of London reviews
What is love? Andromeda and Narcissa say it's their weak pretenses, but Bella wonders if it might be what she's doing now: running through the streets with Rodolphus, a muggle auror chasing them, and the blaze of the fires they lit burning the sky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Chasing Madmen reviews
A muggle policeman finds himself running after a thief - who just happens to be a wizard who always gets what he wants, and now is no exception - and wonders just what he's done to deserve this. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Evan R. - Complete
Russian Roulette reviews
Augustus Rookwood likes muggle pubs, but he likes this one best, because there's an idiot challenging him to a game... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Augustus R. - Complete
Forever at his Fingertips reviews
One-shot. Rabastan Lestrange is dead, but he figures it could have been worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Rabastan L. - Complete
Pity for the Damned reviews
Drabble, freeverse. At the trial of the Lestranges and Crouch Jr., Druella Black watches and muses on how surreal it all is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Druella B. - Complete
Another Bunch of Freaks reviews
The Flock literally run into the Marauders. Is this the beginning of a new friendship, or a new enemy-ship? Marauders Era. Some profanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Marauders One Shots reviews
A whole bunch of one shots, mainly about the Marauders, but I might throw some other people in. MWPP era. Rating inside for every story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Toast to a Lost Friend reviews
Pre-OotP, post-GoF. Drabble. Sirius and Remus drink to Peter Pettigrew, of all people. Why, though? After all, he's a traitor. But he was also one of their best friends, and a Marauder. And the Marauders solemnly swore never to abandon one of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Death or Doom? reviews
Previously called 'Unfinished Business', CRACK. Will meets a Mary-Sue, George eats a croissant, Horace falls in lust, Alyss and Will make out, Cassandra and Evanlyn are mixed up AGAIN, Slagor has a son, & Foldar gets hit in the face with a biscuit.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Will
