I haven't been on this site in months. Most of the stuff on here is now kind of embarrassing... But I'll leave it up, mostly because I used to hate when someone would whine about how "ohhh, its sooo not good enuff guise" and then delete it. BUT I WANTED TO RE-READ IT, YOU WHORE.

UHM. I'm pretty different now than I was when I typed this all up. So. This is me, like, freshman year. Whatever.

NAME: Zoe

SEX: Female

AGE: I'm too lazy to update this every year. I was born August '95, do the math.

HAIR COLOR: Brown. My hair wants to attack New York City periodically, which is why I wear it up in a ponytail 90 percent of the time.

EYE COLOR: Brown

HEIGHT: Short. 5' 1", and very much hating it. Blech. (Technically I am 5' 3/4". BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME.) *EDIT* I have officially hit 5'2"! SO HAPPY!

LIKES: Oh, dear. Let's see: parsely, growing things, nature, music, yuri, anime, angst, putting my favourite characters through assloads of emotional trauma, learning, Winston Churchill(EPIC), foreign countries and languages, correcting grammar/spelling/use of accents, Monty Python, The Princess Bride, musicals, comedies, singing, writing, sleeping (wish I had more time for that),water, fire, rain, flowers, making myself look purty, stuffed animals, my brothers (all five of them), my father, my stepmother, ice cream, being sick/in pain (I get my best ideas when in physical discomfort for some odd reason), genderbending characters, rollerblading, running, swimming, lifting weights, the Beatles, RENT, Across the Universe, Annie, West Side Story, Grease, paganism, Cool Hand Luke, Manhattan Transfer, crystals, climbing trees, Eddie Izzard, Brian Regan, Scrubs, anything that makes me laugh, animals, researching animals, the Cambrian Period, dinosaurs, cats, spacing out, my friends, boobs, reading anything I can get my hands on, wearing my dad's old T-shirts, spending time with my only full brother (Eli! :D), being odd, chemical compounds, poisons, explosions, amusement park rides (Adrenalin junkie XP), my grandmother, my extended family, my girlfriend Laura, my best friend Abby, and long skirts. *whew* That's kind of a lot.

DISLIKES: Ignorant people, closed-minded people, my plants dying, my stepfather, asshole guys, alcoholism, people who wear the band of their pants below their ass-crack, people that ostracize me because I'm intelligent, people (teachers especially) who think ADD and ADHD people are "just lazy/stupid/unmotivated/some other bullshit". That has to be the biggest one at the moment; seriously? Don't you think that I would love to be able to function normally?

THINGS I WRITE FOR(Or used to): Avatar: the Last Airbender, Psychonauts, Inuyasha, Jak and Daxter, Invader Zim, Labyrinth, Sky High, Full Metal Alchemist, Phineas and Ferb, Artemis Fowl, How to Train Your Dragon, Star Trek (TOS and the new movie), Ghostbusters, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Doctor Who, Torchwood, White Collar, Avengers, Lord of the Rings. Will add to list as things come up. Keep in mind that more than half of these stories never get written, and half of those that do get written never get posted. So if you see your OMGFAVOURITETHING on there, PM me and I'll try to flesh out one of my brainchildren for you.

Oh, and there's a couple of things that I have on my DeviantART that I can't post here, mostly my awful attempts at poetry, but if you'd like to see them here's the link. I'm also much more active socially over there, so you'll get to see my awesome snarky self. Fun fun.

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