ElfWarriorhide bio
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Valdemar universe, and Forgotten Realms. BIG IMPORTANT NOTE: Just about everything I have currently posted is old. Old. Very old. And I am quite ashamed of much of it. Just so you know.I am yet another crazy strange writer non-human. I do more original stuff than fanfiction, as I actually AM serious about writing, so my updates are slower than anything you can possibly imagine. It literally takes months for me to get around to updating. I've decided to finish all stories before posting anymore, so you'll have to wait for my Young Eowyn, Eomer, And Theodred story, and The Life And Times Of Clearbrook story, and my Mary Sue/fangirl harassment one (poor Legolas...shall I have him kill her in the end?) and the sequels to Stuff, and whatever else I feel like... So, yeah, I write mostly Valdemar and Lord of the Rings fics, with a few ElfQuest ones tossed in there. I also like Tamora Pierce, Lynn Flewelling, Francesca Lia Block, the Bordertown books, Sara Ryan, R.A. Salvatore, Noughts and Crosses, Alanna Morland, Megan Whalen Turner, Simon R. Green, George R.R. Martin, David Eddings, Neil Gaiman, Alex Sanchez, Douglas Adams, Joanne Bertin, Michael Moore (even if he doesn't write fiction), George R.R. Martin...lots of people. A total book nerd, I am. Yay! Oh, and elves. Elves are just too grand. Oh, what else...I attended the mad smooth your majesty Alpha Young Writer's Workshop last year (http:// Check it out, it's utterly grand), and plan to again this year, then I'm shooting for Odyssey and maybe even Clarion. Heh, maybe I should finish high school before that one... Obligatory quotes: "Have been unexpectedly detained by the world. Expect us when you see us." --Neil Gaiman |
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Survival by Gemini14 reviews
Elfquest AU. A what-if story about what might have happened if One-Eye had survived the battle against the trolls. Be kind in the reviews, please!
ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 3/12/2003
Devil, Mine by Senashenta reviews
She's found her Chosen, and now Sera's story continues as she, Celeste and Meriol head for home. But someone seems to have other plans for them, and 'Celeste' may not be who Sera thinks she is! (Continuation of 'Angel Wings'.)
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/17/2003
The Three Wielders of the Enchanted Silverware by Mizalaye reviews
**Complete** A whirlwind + Galadriel + REALLY messed-up characters + three teenage girls + bizarre objects + even more cameos + song parodies + sugar highs + evil creations + disorientation + Enchanted Backpacks + Silverware = complete random insanity!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Complete
Guido by Miraniel reviews
The Fellowship decides to keep the Cave Troll from Balin's Tomb as a pet. In movie-verse (easier to spoof) so don't yell at me for not reading the book, etc. because I have!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Angel Wings by Senashenta reviews
A Companion is born with a distinct difference that only a select few can see, and as a result lives a somewhat lonely life... until she Feels the Calling! Can Sera find her Chosen, despite the odds against her?
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Complete
Purple Elephants by Golden Days reviews
Legolas was having a bad day. How bad, you ask? Well you'll just have to read this to find out...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Legolas
Drizzt Do'Urden's Very Bad Day by BookFreak reviews
Drizzt is about to embark on an adventure, but first he has a string of accidents. Please review. Suggestions for the adventure also welcome. FOURTH CHAPTER UP!! Entreri and Drizzt finally meet! FIFTH CHAPTER PREVIEW: The duo brawl w/ crutches + forks!!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002
Frodo: Or, My Precious by SilverElvenEyes reviews
Gandalf has a student called Popsey, Elrond's ring Vilya has a date and Legolas doesn't, Arwen has claws, Boromir's ghost is chasing the Fellowship, Pippin and Merry are in the remake of A Knight's Tale, and Celeborn's got issues. Rated for cursing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
Roger Reincarnated by Shadowspeaker reviews
Roger is reincarnated again- but as a woman! However, he still wants world domination, so he comes up with a plan to seduce Jon. Very insane, everbody's way OOC, and a lot of slash, even though I usually don't like slash. Please R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2002
To Love a Mortal by SilverElvenEyes reviews
Long ago great evil was done by one of Elrond's ancestors; a secret kept by the elves for thousands of years. But when Aldaya and Elrohir discover the secret, they learn that some things are best left buried in time. Finished at last! Please r/r
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Elrond
A Tale of Elrond and Celebrían by Nemis reviews
The story of Elrond and Celebrían. *finished* Stretching from the Second Age to the Fourth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,073 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Elrond
Said the Spider to the Fly . . . by The Elven Warrior reviews
A tale about Falin M'or Woodshadow, a young elven warrior, who is taken prisoner by a drow raiding party. He now must endure a life as slave in the drow city of Ust Natha. He is alone and freindless until he meets an unlikely (and perhaps unwilling) ally
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002
The Council of Elrond (And a REALLY bad day) by SilverElvenEyes reviews
WARNING: Ahead, mayham, menence, and two battling sisters dropped into the Council of Elrond. Abby hates her sister, and wishes she would go away. Legolas is caught inbetween. If you do not laugh out loud i will change this summary. read reviews to see!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Elrond, Legolas
Daughter of the Elves by SilverElvenEyes reviews
Ellorme thought she had no future, taking her step-parent's abuse. But when she finds out she's not really human, that dwarves aren't so bad after all, and that elves really aren't as mysterious as she thought, this tale was born. see my reviews! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Elrond, Legolas
The LegolasSnatchings by SkyFire2 reviews
My response to those "Legolas gets sucked up by a giant interdimensional vacuum cleaner and dumped into a raving fangirl's lap" fics. Please r/r.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Complete
Elves of the House of Elrond Song by Wondermart reviews
Cross between Rivendell and the Camelot Song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2002
You Can't Win! on Lord of the Rings by Lady of the Wolves reviews
Three special members of the Fellowship appear on everyone's favorite game show! But the other six are in the audience...what will happen? Who will win? Can they survive evil host Anita Drink?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2002
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Frodo Wants to be a Millionaire! reviews
Frodo's on the millionaire show, while Aragorn & Arwen watch at home. Legolas, Galadriel, and Gimli all show up or make cameos. (Once I post chapter 2, Drizzt fans may want to read this...) Rated for 1 minor cuss word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn
The White Wolves of Aldyrion reviews
Legolas & Aragorn are traveling around and meet a strange elf with a dark past—who's living with a wolf pack. They're soon pulled into someone else's problems—again. NOT A SLASH OR A LEGOLAS-ROMANCE! Rated for torture & minor cusswords. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Escaping Lloth's Web reviews
Dumb title, I know, but titles are my weak point. Two elves trapped as slaves in Menzoberranzan try to escape, and...read to find out. Very violent beginning.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
Bright Elf, Dark Elf reviews
Can't do titles or summaries, so don't be too hard on me please. Drizzt & Co. meet a bright elf named Raiyel, who joins the Companions of the Hall. And Drizzt suddenly isn't so sure he's IN love with Catti-brie. Rated for stuff that hasn't happened yet.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2002 - Published: 5/20/2002
Fire of Silence reviews
A Herald is on circuit when a new Herald is Chosen, but there's something different about this new guy: he appears to be insane. Please read, and if you do, REVIEW.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
From Sunhame to Haven reviews
A Companion races to Karse to save his Chosen...a Karsite commander has second thoughts about her position...two children are taken for Vkandis...and I suck at summaries, so just read it please. And REVIEW.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 5/6/2002
The Ranger-Bards reviews
Two Ranger/Bards--Verin and Kyrdan--are going to Candlekeep to research a magic dagger that is more than it appears to be, and is after their souls. Better than it sounds. Drizzt & Co. or Arilyn & Danilo might make a cameo. REVIEW!!!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
The Tale of Farior and Trialwen reviews
After the Last Alliance, a wounded elf meets a healer-bard in Rivendell. Anything else is telling too much. Elrond makes a cameo in chpt. 4. My few reviewers so far have liked it a lot. PLEASE REVIEW! I WON'T POST MORE UNLESS I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Elrond
The Fellowship of the Ring Plus One reviews
The one thing I feel the Fellowship has lacked is a heroine, so I rewrote FOTR, according to the movie script (the book would have taken too long) with Rynna. If you're really LOTR-obsessive, you'll probably like this. Rated for language. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Secret Diary of Gimli son of Gloin reviews
In this story, I ruthlessly, mercilessly make fun of our favorite dwarf. So far, only for FOTR (that part's complete), but if I get enough reviews, maybe I'll do TTT (hint, hint)...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
