Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

2009 Movieverse POST Egypt - Optimus Prime experiences the trials of human and Transformer reproduction. Mpreg, slash, non-explicit adult stuff. Optimus PrimexUltra Magnus. Ch10 - Sharks, sand, surf and kisses.

G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.

Warnings: Slash, lemon, twincest. Prowl is confused over his emotions after a particularly hard battle and is avoiding a certain set of twins. What will happen when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe confront him?

the war continues with no peace in sight, but Starscream may have figured out a plan to stop it in its tracks.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

I blame Kyron's Sadism Ratchet icon for producing the plot bunny. Movie Ratchet & Ironhide doin what they do best; driving each other crazy as only two old people can. Yay for rated M mech smex! RatchetxIronhide...or IronhidexRatchet, you be the judge!

Something is happening to Prowl and Ratchet is warning mechs to steer clear, but... Do they want to?

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.

[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]

G1 Jazz needs a hug, but Prowl's feeling uncooperative. Not really what I'd call a 'fic' because it's too short, but I think it's fun. Also 'slash.' In case of slash allergy or fluff allergy stay away...