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Recent Projects: Just watched Tangled and I LOVED it! Whoever hasn't watched it doesn't know how it feels to have a life. So read my latest story.

Recent Inspiration: Tangled.

Recent Happenings and crap: Nothing, but read my latest story, or updated story.

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Do you think people don't review and comment on your stories enough? Do you think your stories aren't as popular as you wished? Do you really want more reviews and popularity, then have you fanfiction story published in real life because it was soooo good, then have a movie made by a large movie making (and money making) company then have a whole fansite made to literally worship you, and then make a religion that is based on your writings then in a few years all of your work being forgotten and dumped into the trash can leaving you on the streets, poor and starving, then finally dying on a dirty toilet seat in a strip club with drugs?

Well then, do I have a fabulous SOLUTION for YOU! All you have to do is review and comment on everything you read on Fanfiction! That's right! Why? Because people will think you not a big jerk for not reviewing their fanfics and probaly review yours! So rememeber, what comes around-well, you know it- goes around!

Breaking News!

The Famous fanfiction author, TheAmazingElizabeth, has finally cancelled two of her famously written stories! Fans mourned after the beloved stories that were discontinued due to lack of reviews and comments...

You see this is what happening when you don't review... DX

50 Questions

Apple juice or orange juice? Orange because they are the exact color of their name.
Are you a morning or night person? Trust me, you don't ever want to see me in the mornings...
Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? Depends. Mostly salty, no sweet! No, salty...
Ninjas or pirates? Ninja Pirates.
Ninjas vs pirates, discuss. Ninja Pirates. Period.
Autobots or Decepticons? Autobots, 'cause good guys always wins (not talking about Flynn Rider of couse :)
What was your favorite childhood television program? The Simpsons!
Are you a collector of anything? Pokemon cards (carefull though, they're adicting!)
If you could be any animal, what would you be? A WOLF! BOOYA!
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Having the power to repeal or attract people.
What is usually your first thought when you wake up? Just...5...more...mintues
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? Planning out the next chapter of my story in my head until my brain powers down.
What's your favorite color? Pascal Blue (lol Pascal)
What's your favorite animal? Wolfs dur.
Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? There's like, ONE TILLION different planets out there and not a single one has life? Phshaw.
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes, but only good ones.
Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? ROLLA COASTA TYCOON! (I'm sounding gansta :)
You're given 1 million dollars. What do you spend it on? New laptop, new car, new iPod, new cell phone...
Have any bad habits? Biting my nails DX
Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? My fingernails are getting smaller everyday...
List 3 of your best personality traits: Funny, creative, imaginative (VERY, VERY imaginative.)
List 3 of your worst personality traits: Random like crazy, my witty jokes are to witty (so says a few people), so, so, so IIRESPONSIBLE!
Have any celebrity crushes? Ugh no
List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: I want superpowers.
Any tattoos or piercings? Uh, eww
What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Appearance. (Yes I can be shallow, got a problem with that?)
What personality traits do you look for in a partner? Someone funny of course, understanding, and (again with the shallow thingy) looks.
What personality traits do you dislike in other people? Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? Next question.
Are you mostly a clean or messy person? Messy usually.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Anywhere there's fun to have!
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? EVERYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSES!
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: CLIFF DIVE, SKY DIVE, WATER DIVE, FUN DIVE, DIVE DIVE.
Name 1 regret you have: Who wants to know O_o
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: *Being* so innocent.
Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: I'm not an adult DX...
What's your favorite song of the moment? The entire Tangled soundtrack.
What's your favorite song of all time? Changes way to much.
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Saturday movie night (yeah I need a life)
What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? Ciilllllaaaaxing :D
Have any hidden talents? Being MULTITALENTED!
You're about to walk the green mile. What do you have as your last meal? The worldest biggest pizza, burger, fries, hotdog, chocalate cake, cookie, ect all in the same day with a giant 5 five gallon orange soda to wash it all down XD
What would be your dream job? Professional artist, professional writer, professional photographer, professional graphic designer all at the same time! :D
Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? True love that has 100 million dollar.
If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? To be perfect, live a perfect life, two more wishes, to have superpowers, two more wishes, world peace, and save the last one.
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? HA! I like being a female thank you very much.
Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I'm a Disnerd. (Disney Nerd, copyrights Zachary Levi)
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Eliza, yeah diffinitly Eliza.
Do you believe in the afterlife? Yeah! I derserve an afterlife, a good one to! With this much crap I'm going go through, my name is bold, italics, and underline on that afterlife list!
On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? I'm eating one now, here I'll give you one too *sends virtual cookie*

Here's 100 more random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No, and let's just leave it like that...

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I'm no hater but some people are...

3) How many houses have you lived in? 3

4) Favorite candy bar? HERSHEYS FOREVA

5) Favorite shoes? Converse, dur

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, lol, they almost sued me though...

7) Least favorite school subject? Algebra can kiss my left boody cheek.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Yes, why don't you?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes, but that's because I was really, really sick.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. FLYNN RIDER! (Go Bad Guys!)

12) Favorite genre of music? Anything except Country (ewwww)

13) What is your zodiac sign? LEO! YEAH! KING OF ALL BEASTIE PEOPLE!

14) What time were you born? 5:00

15) Do you like beer? I don't drink...

16) Ever made a prank phone call? No... (I need to live a little don't I?)

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I TELL!?!?

18) Are you sarcastic? Naw, I'm so not sarcastic.., in fact, what is SARCASM?*sarcasm*

19) What are your favorite colors? Pascal Colors.

20) How many watches do you own? I have no idea.

21) Summer or winter? Summer, my B-day!

23) Favorite color to wear? Anything that looks good on me, mostly light colors.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi foreva baby

25) What color is your cell phone? Don't have one wahhhh

26) Where is your second home? My second home.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? YeS!!!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Ewww, no. My teeth are white, straight, and clean though I never seen a dentist!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? At least two.

30) How many video games do you own? HUNDREDS!

31) What was your first pet? Never had one *pout*Ever had braces?

33) Do looks matter? Yes, yeah, I know, shallow

34) Do you use chapstick? Only when I need to

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. ...

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle

37) Are you too forgiving? Heck naw

38) How many children do you want? 1, that's really all I can handle.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Hecker yeah!

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Hot Pockets! (sings theme song)

41) Do you own a gun? Psh, I wish

42) Ever thought you were in love? Heck naw

43) When was the last time you cried? I don't know

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? None of yo beewax

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden foreva!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? ...nooooo... have YOU?

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I want to! Wahhh!

48) Nicknames? Lizzy, Liz, Eli, Eliz, Eliza, Elizabeth, Lizzie, ect.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Why, you know someone?

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No, heard it smelt like cheese.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yeah, me lol

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yes, no. Does that count as fake ones?

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Very

57) Do you dye your hair? I like my hair, thank you very much.

58) Does anyone like you? Hey, that's my theme song! "Everybody Loves Me" By One Rupublic. Love that song.

59) What year were you born? I ain't telling ya

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Wasn't born... oops did I say that out loud?

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds (I swear I'm gonna weigh 300 lbs. before I'm thirty...)

63) Do you like yourself? Very

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? ...who wants to know?

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Heckers naw!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Uh... yuck

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes

69) Have you ever stripped? Gawd no! I'm not even 18 you perv!

70) Ever broke a bone? NOpe

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope

73) Pringles or Lays? PRINGLES BOOYA!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Maybe...

75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither, they're both gay as fu...dge

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? What?

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? ...

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Nope, if they did, it would kinda be ironic.

79) Do you have a birth mark? YEs, yes I do

80) Do you own a car? Not... yet

81) Can you cook? Yes

82) 3 things that annoy you: These questions, my little brother, and annoying motherfu...dgers

83) Do you text message often? Nope, no cell phone durbrain

84) Money or love? Love with money

85) Do you have any scars? Yup

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Whole truckload of Tangled crap

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yes, some

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship you motherfu...dger!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Whichever lasts longer

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Hate to admit, but heck yeah!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Nope

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Did you see what my theme song was? ^^^^Up there

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? That's kinda hard to do...

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? That's kinda hard to say...

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Man, I laugh at EVERYTHING!

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Uh, no one

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one (I'm a nerd duh)

100) Who was the last person that called you? I don't know

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt (Who doesn't!)
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. (Cold Mountain sucked)
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (BLUE 4 EVA)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (Archery counts as a sport!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Chapstick only when I need to!)
You love to shop. (For new arrows, or something. NOT CLOTHES)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (Guys only like the part when they check out the girl's butt, other than that, no one cares)

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You dont like the movie Star Wars (I DON'T GET THE PLOT!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should. (That's a good thing right?)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: