Lynn: KATIE!! THEY'RE HERE!!

Katie (hanging out somewhere; we're not sure where): What?! Why are they so early?!

Lynn: Dunno, but they're here! Get out here, like, now!

Katie (Hopping into frame, still tying her shoes): Hi! How's it going?

Lynn: They're here to find out who we are! We have a rather peculiar penname, don't we?

Katie: Ah yes! LegsLegsLegs. It's our hit song, you know! All about Wilson's legs and how Jesse can't resist them!

Lynn: Ah yes; that thing. If we ever get it finished...ha.

Katie: It'll get done eventually! Just know that it's awesome! Think we'll post it whenever we finish it?

Lynn: For the good of the people, WE MUST!!

Katie: See, people, we care about you so much, we are sharing the lovely LegsLegsLegs song! It will make your life better. Rainbows will appear and you get a unicorn! Or not. But you might!

Lynn: And as a result of the loveliness that is our song, the wonderful Jilson may just come out! Which will trigger a whole new chain of reactions! AIDS will be cured, there will be no more third world, PUPPIES WILL STOP DYING! Or was I supposed to mention the RPF...?

Katie: Eh, it's out there now! Jesse and Wilson are so together, peeps!

Lynn: Yupyupyup! So don't you deny it! Do you want to end up like Bob...?

Katie: Oh, poor Bob. You don't want to end up like Bob. Trust us.

Lynn: Nope. Anywaaay...we're just your average girls, growing up in average places.

Katie: My, my, Lynn, we sound boring. But we aren't because we bring you wonderful stories!

Lynn: Where there are exciting plot twists and drama and babies are born and PEOPLE DIE!

Katie: Have we killed anyone off yet?

Lynn: Sorry, got a little carried away...

Katie: That's okay! I'm sure we're bound to kill someone someday! Fictional people, hopefully.

Lynn: Unless we accidentally glomp Anthony to death one day.

Katie: Or Adam. Or Jesse. Or Wilson. Or...yeah, that list is way long.

Lynn: So, should we tell them about us?

Katie: I don't know! We've probably already showed them that we're insane...but sure! I'm Marky or Katie, whatever you wanna call me. I'm almost 16. My other profile is Marky's Scarfy. Yeah. It's thrilling.

Lynn: I'm Lynn: I'm almost fifteen! That you know of. I enjoy writting Cangel, RPing as Angel or Collins, taking long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. I'm Katlynn888 on the site. Yay me.