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Gender: Male.

Hair: Really really dark brown. In fact unless it's summer and my hair is lighter people think I have black hair.

Height: 5'4 or so.

Age: Nearly sixteen

Birthday: October Sixth, 1996

Interests: Singing, guitar, karate, politics, religion, Medieval history, Church history, ancient war history, etc.

Likes: Church, spending time with family, talking to friends, reading books, praying, playing guitar, stuff like that.

Obsessions: Singing, history, Church, karate, games, etc.

I love to: go on a walk, swim, hunt, spend time with family, sing, play guitar, listen to music, being social, shoot guns, learning about Napoleon Bonaparte or some other general, etc.

Future Vocation: I believe I am called to become a Catholic Priest.

My favorite bands: U2, Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Sebastian Bach, Rush, I'm sure there's others but, I can't remember them.

Other bands I love: Eric Clapton, Matt Maher, DC Talk, TobyMac, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Boston, Kansas, Bon Jovi, Ted Nugent, Skid Row, Queen, REO Speedwagon, etc. I especially love Gregorian Chant nowadays.

Favorite book series: Ranger's Apprentice.

Other books I love: Many Are Called by Scott Hahn, The Lord Of The Rings, The Story of a Soul, Pure Manhood by Jason Evert, Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris, the Bible (Douay Rheims AKA "The first Bible translated in English" Version), and many other books about the lives of Saints..

Movies and shows: Braveheart, The Lord Of The Rings, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, While You Were Sleeping, Rambo, Rocky, That 70's Show, That Metal Show, The World Over with Raymond Arroyo, Life On The Rock, Sunday Night Prime, The Pure Life, Living Right with Dr. Ray, and things on EWTN in general.

List of friends on here:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1253824/TayliaNinja

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2148667/Rowana_Renee

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1900814/Pendragon_P_a_s_s_i_o_n

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1993250/Captain_Lindsey

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1867005/Eryn_Grace_OMalley

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2067684/Dragonwings66

... I thought I had more on here. Anyway, I would totally encourage anybody to read any of these people's stories (Excluding DragonWing since she doesn't have any stories).

I'm basically going to write Ranger's Apprentice, Merlin, and the occasional Lord of the Rings story. It will be very rare that I write anything else. If anybody has an idea for a story they think would be cool then tell me and if I like it I'll write it.

Funniest story EVER!! I just hope Rowana Renee' doesn't care if I steal her story. :P

So one time I was at homeschool group and this little boy who's around three or four years old accidently got locked outside while only me and five other kids and and four adults, including this kid's mom, were in the building. The little boy starts screaming

"Let me in! Let me in!"

So my arch nemesis walks over to the door and tries to open it for the kid. But the kid grabs the door to hold it shut and yells

"Not you! Not you!"

So my enemy shrugs and leaves. I sigh quietly, as I don't like young children but sadly am very good at handling them, and cross the floorspace to open the door for the wailing child.

I try to pull open the door, but the kid screams

"Not you! Not you!"

So I'm like "I'm GOING to open the door and let you in; you're GOING to freeze to death if I don't."

The kid screams

"Not you! Not you!"

So I have to interrupt his mom's conversation to tell her that her child is trapped outside and won't let anyone open the door for him. She thinks it's funny and opens the door for her son, who runs three times around the room before he starts pounding the door, shrieking

"Let me out! Let me out!"

I hate children.

Copy and pastes: (Ones I made are NOT in bold or italics)

If people think you're weird because you really love babies... and you're a man, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you appreciate the magic of Gregorian Chant, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're discerning the Religious life and/or Priesthood, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you a very social "Unsocialized homeschooler" copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that a lot sadly)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (I think Rowana and I both take the cake)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile (The Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, etc)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc, to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Next is quotes.

Be not afraid - Pope John Paul the second

You can do anything, but not everything - David Allen

Stupidity is also a gift from GOD, but one mustn't misuse it - Pope John Paul 2

You put up your anti war/don't support the troops shirt and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt - not quite sure who made that one

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything. He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their government and remembers why he's fighting - once again don't know who said it

Divide and conquer - Military Maxim

In peace sons bury there fathers, in war fathers bury there sons - Forgot who said that

Undertake this journey for the remission of your sins, with the assurance of the imperishable glory of the Kingdom of Heaven! - Pope Urban

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories - Michael De Montaigne

I hope you enjoy all my stories. If they suck, let me know, and I'll be sure to make them better.

Now, this is my Religious section filled with jokes, stories, and sometimes an actual Religious letter, so before I get started, I would like to ask all of the atheists, Catholic hating Protestants, Catholics who don't know their faith, and anyone, really, to go up to the top of this page and send me all the hate-mail and/or questions you want. Because basically, if you have questions, hate-mail, or you are unsure about something, I will do my best to answer anything you say. It can be from Religion to politics. I used to be very hot-blooded when in debates, but I seem to have figured out how to keep my cool, so don't be shy. This is for anyone and everyone. And I must say, if you're looking for a fight, make a good one. I don't want to be disappointed with a dumb argument. So bring your best, and get ready.

I will start writing things down once I get into some debates on here to explain my position. I find it quite time consuming to just pick a topic and write it down. So if you want to see something such as the Catholic response to the Call No Man Father argument and things such as that, simply message me above.

Well, this has been Halt's Apprentice. Loyalty, courage, discipline, patience, affection, kindness, understanding, self-control, forgiveness, passion, perseverance, these are just a few of the many things that make true men... And I'm working on it!