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Its XxLoverSarahxX :P

Yeah... okay... I dunno what to say here D: UMMMM...WAIT I got it ;D BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH, awesome, right? .- Yeah, I know, its awesome cause I'm awesome ;D Not really...hehehehe... Oh, I love my cell phone and textinggggg Its amazing xD And I dont give my number out... very often ;D :P

OMG, GUESS WHAT! -pokes your fucking face- EAT THAT!!

Dont copy

Oh and I like fried chicken cause it tastes good. Bobert is a unicorn ;D I like rainbows and poptarts cause they taste gooood ;D

Bobert: So what are we gunna do today?
Me: I dunno, take over the world?
Bobert: Buht that sounds like workk -cries-
Me: Ugh! I have beef jerky! Or whatever the hell a unicorn eats!
Bobert: WELL THEN! I want some beef jerky... Can I also have some chilly? -puppeh dog eyes-
Me: -groans- FINE!
Bobert: YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lalalalalala, I get bored easily and I have a short attention span ;D

A Little About XxLoverSarahxX:

1. I like to randomly text numbers I don't know

2. I randomly start singing "I wanna love you" and "I'm a barbie girl" in class

3. Favorite person... Elmo and Jasper and Emmett :)

4. When I get bored on the phone, I scream "PINEAPPLE" and hang up.

5. I am scared of Pineapples...

6. They are pokey...

7. I like these faces. O_O o_o x_x _ o.o o.O O.o :p :) ;)

8. I tell people to eat me. And sometimes they do... Odd people.

9. I make cakes, seriously, to celebrate Bobert's birthday.

10. My mom and uncle think it's funny...

Teehee, that's meee :)

What I Think About Strangers:

Stranger: Hello.

Me: Goodbye.

What I Think About Texting:

Friend: My cat just died...

Me: That's fucking awesome -text text text-

What I Think About Mornings:

-phone vibrates- Emyrs: Good morning, angel

Me: Since when is it a "good morning"?

What I Want To Do With My Life:

Teacher: So, Sarah, what do you think you want to do for a career?

Me: Become Peter Pan and kill Wendy.

What I Think About My Friends:

Breianna: What are you thinking about?

Me: How I am suppose to break it to your sister Leanna of why you are dead on their front lawn.

What I Think About Reading:

Some Random Person: Hey, what are you reading?

Me: A book on how to kill nosy people.

What My Bestie Thinks Of Me:

Me: -angelitic look-

Spency: You are no angel.

Me: -cries-

Spency: Why are you crying?

Me: You think I'm a devil.

Spency: You aren't a devil. You are Sarah and Sarah is a kinky feirce betch.

Me: I am very kinky.

What I Think Of Snow:

Breianna: Why is your hair all wet?

Me: -just walks into school while snowing outside- Because I got into a water fight with Osama Benladan.

What I Think About Love:

Emrys: I love you.

Me: -gasp- I love you too! -pause- I hit a squrriel and it changed my life.

What I Think About Real Life:

Me: Life sucks.

Jerry: Speak for yourself.

Me: Do you think I would speak for you, chubby?

What I Think Of Jerry Johnson:

Breianna: I think Jerry likes you

Me: My heart just died.

Breianna: Why? Did it explode with joy?

Me: No. It exploded with hopelessness.

What I Think Of Fakes:

Me: Fake people suck.

Spence: Why do you say this?

Me: Because it's true. Breianna is fake. She left me and took all my friends.

Spence: Maybe you should turn Chucky and stab the shit outta her.

Me: I love you.

What I Do At Night:

Spence: So what are you doing?

Me: Do you wanna smell my hands?

Spence: What?

Me: I've been petting my walrus all day while I was thinking of you

Spence: Supa Freaka

Normal Girls would want to go shopping. I want to go skydiving.

Normal Girls would want to get their belly button peirced. I want to get a tattoe of a heart above my heart.

Normal Girls rather text then talk in person. I'd rather make out then talk or text either way.

Normal Girls like to talk. Okay, well...I like to do that too, but I like to think as well...

Normal Girls like nailpolish. Um...who put this in here? Are we starting to get a little steriotyping?

Normal Girls don't go to the bathroom. WTF? You can't can't go to the bathroom! I mean HELLO!?

Normal Girls have blonde hair. I'm starting to get annoyed...WHAT? IS BROWN HAIR SO BAD!?

Normal Girls don't like guns. Okay, who ever doesn't like guns can go fuck themselves...guns fucking rule!

Normal Girls don't spend hours and hours and hours on the computer. How would you know? You're not normal!!

Normal Girls have penises. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE FUCK!? NO FUCKING COMMENT!!

I Don't Want To Be Normal D:

NEW ABERVIATIONS!!

ROFL = Running Over Fat Llamas

LOL = Lick, Oh baby yes, Leave

LMAO = Look, Man, An Orphan!

HOW I REMEMBER MY ABC'S!!

An Elephant
Better Explains
Cats Because
Dogs Sucks
Even when
Flies
Go
Haywire
In
Jamica Cause
Kelly Clarkson
Likes
Men's Shoes So
Never
Offend An Octopus And
Pretend I'm amazing And Be
Quiet Because
Rice
Sucks
Titties And I Want A
Uculalyee And I Think
Vince Hates Me Cause
When I Broke His
X-men Collection, Then We Played
Yatzee And We Went To The
Zoo

A little Twilight survey:

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Twilight and New Moon.

How long did it take you to read them?
The first time,all of them in four days.

Who introduced you to the books?
I heard how good of a book it was from a whole bunch of people!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them?
Buy then read.

Who is your favorite character(s)?
Bella, Edward, Jacob, Alice, Emmett, Seth.

Who is your favorite vampire?
Love em all!

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth and Paul and Jacob.

What is your favorite quote from the stories?
"Stupid shiney volvo owner.""and so the lion fell in love with the lamb."

Your favorite Edward and Bella moment?
When they first kiss and when they realized they love each other.

Your favorite Jacob and Bella moment?
Jacob; "i told you-,"
Bella; "did you know 'i told you so has a brother jacob? his name is shut the hell up."
(:

Favorite Alice and Bella moment?
Definitely when Alice comes back.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Definitely, Edward vs Victoria in Eclipse.

Which book cover is your favorite?
New Moon and Twilight

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yesh.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
Both.

New Moon or Eclipse?
New Moon.

Eclipse or Twilight?
Twilight.

Midnight Sun or the movie?
Both.

Who do you want Bella to be with most? Edward or Jacob?
Jacob.

Who do you like more?

Bella or Edward?
Both.

Bella or Jacob?
Jacob.

Bella or Alice?
Both.

Alice or Edward?
Both.

Alice or Jacob?
Both.

Rosalie or Alice?
Alice.

Jasper or Alice?
Both.

Jasper or Edward?
Both.

Carlisle or Esme?
Both.

Emmett or Jasper?
Both.

Emmett or Jacob?
Both.

Bella or Rosalie?
Both.

Esme or Charlie?
Esme!

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?
Billy.

Jacob or Sam?
Jacob.

Sam or Quil?
Quil.

Quil or Embry?
Both.

Who is the better villian: James or Victoria?
Victoria.

Vampires or werewolves?
Both.

My fabulous sayings:

Oh baby, I love when you talk dirty to me...But I do believe you need to take a shower.

When was the last time you washed your elbows?

HEEEYYYYY SEEEXXXXYYYYY BBBBOOOOOYYYYFFFFFRRRRRIIIIEEENDDDD, we are SO over.

Really, person, really?

I'm a bad girl...I know.

You are going to Hell, and when you do, will you tell the Devil he owes me Fifty bucks? Mutha fucka lost a bet and never paid me.

I'm going to bite your face...

Okay, they are a little akward but HEY, that's just meee!

-Pulls out a 22. automatic and starts shooting the ground- DIE MUTHA FUCKA, DIE

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