Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Vampire Academy, and House of Night. Okay.. some things about me... I love to read, and I write all the time, if I stacked all the paper I used it could full at least half of my room (and my room is pretty big). Music is my second must have to books, I'd die with out my ipod. Currently don't have a favourite book. I love a lot of them. is. I like Twilight (not love. I'm not a crazed fan), Vampire Diaries both the T.V show and books (Though personally, I prefer the T.V show), House of Night is awesome too. I love Vampire Academy, Nightshade, I Am Number Four, Strange Angels. I have made a promise to myself that I will finish all stories even if I don't feel like writing them anymore. So if I don't update in awhile know that I will still finish/update said story(ies). I love to play soccer (or football as my dad calls it) vollyball, basketball, baseball, 400m and 100m sprint, yet I can't stand to watch any of these for more than 15 minutes. I'm absolutley addicted to choclate and coca-cola. I could down seven of them before my friends even finish one. My favourite saying is 'Life is too short for music that sucks.' And its totally true. I also like "I didn't slap you, I high fived yourt face." and "I eat brains. Your safe." and "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, that I'm thinking your thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking, then we have a problem." I could go on forever listing them all but I won't. I also think Robert Pattinson sucks and I don't care if you disagree or even hate me for saying it. And just so you know that does not make me Team Jacob. I'm Team Jasper (And Seth) all the way! My favourite colours are black, deep red, black, purple, blue, black, green, black, blue, lime green (preferably neon), black, purple,bright yellow (Again, preferably neon), blue, black,orange, blue and did I mention black and blue? Favourite bands Faber Drive, Hedley, Jet and Linkin Park though I like many other bands/artists singles. And I am Female. Just incase, that wasn't exactly clear. I had a split account with artyfan we are known as Dibs on Fang and Pyros Rule. I am Dibs on Fang. So read our story(s)! Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Jasper Hale is the coolest in the Twilight series paste this on your profile. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't .mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azmanig huh? Your wish will be granted. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! Random Sayings If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile A True Boyfriend = If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : |
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