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If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this to your profile

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

f you know someone who needs to get run over, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist, if your even more terrified of the dentist now copy and paste this to your profile

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

I think that child and animal abuse is the saddest thing in this messed up world. If you agree with me, copy and paste this then sign your name. Elesary

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

If people are scared of you copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever had the urge to hit someone over the head with a baseball bat, copy and past this onto your profile

If your sister is the only one who truly understands you copy and paste this to your profile

If you like snow copy and paste this to your profile

If your homesick copy and paste this to your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own darn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-,crimson angel3579, Demon-Kitty-Chan, Elesary

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Can't stand me? Then sit down

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you LOVE chocolate copy this into your profile

If you are ADHD copy and... ohhhhh shiny!!

If you are a pyromaniac copy and... FIRE!!

If you hate being judged by people who don't know you copy and paste this...