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Joined 10-21-09, id: 2121488, Profile Updated: 07-11-10
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hey!!

Wow... talk about writers block. I'm not good with introductions.

I would like to say 1 thing because it irks me if I don't know: I'm female.

Oh, and a shout out to all my fellow South Africans! (we're awesome)

If you want to know my age: ask. Otherwise you'll never know! MWA HA HA HA!!

Any other info on me that you may want to know: Same as the above line.


Check out my new avatar! Guess who it is! Yep, Fangy-poo! Isn't it just the best pic of him you've ever seen?? Credit to my friend, Kayla, for finding it (accident, ahem...)


ALERT: Coming Soon!

New Maximum Ride Fanfic!! (Still to be named)

Prologue should be posted on Wednesday! Keep a lookout for it!


Posting Days

Wednesdays and Saturdays, hopefully. Otherwise, just Saturdays, but I will try my best. All one-shots will be posted on Fridays.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity! Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!

I found this hilarious so take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded (I put this up to freak out my friend. She's really gullible and doen't have a profile so HAHA!!)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Over and done by EricFancier reviews
Sookie is fed up with Eric's relentless courtship and decides to fight fire with fire. Not to be taken too seriously, just a little bit of hot E/S fun. Takes place at the beginning of S4E02.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Knife by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Because no matter how hard the Red-Haired Wonder tries, she'll never be good enough for the boy in black. The ten lies detailing the short relationship between Nick and Lissa.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Lissa, Fang - Complete
Sexting by GeniaTheParadox reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine have two rather interesting and by that I mean filthy text conversations during their respective lessons at McKinley and Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ways To Get the Flock To Hate You by LizTheBookNerd reviews
Thoughts that would make the members of the Flock want to kill you! Chapter 9: Dylan...Again! Read and Review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Figgy by bleachy789 reviews
Yaoi, lemons, dont like dont read. my first published yaoi. hope you enjoy. My transitions are a little strange
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
In The Woods by 12cookies reviews
Fang and Iggy have some fun one night in the woods. Bad summery. Stupid Title. Please read! Short Figgy story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Potato by Dextra reviews
Yes, potato
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Torture Is Sometimes Fun by Dextra reviews
This is how I think Fang and maybe all the other characters will die. This is a humor fic not a tragedy. Rated T for weirdness. Chapeter 2: Mickey Mouse's club house and the dreaded, demonic, cookies!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Iggy by BexeeBones reviews
Sequel to 50 Ways To Annoy Fang. That's pretty much it. : Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Iggy
50 Ways To Annoy Fang by BexeeBones reviews
Try with caution. : May be more to come on other Flock members. **I realize I missed like all of the 30's or something because I'm an eejit, so technically it's only 40 ways to annoy Fang.** :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Fang - Complete
Perverted Minds by Chaos Ride reviews
Iggy hears what he really doesn't think he should be. Or is he? FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bittersweet by charisdutchess93 reviews
Miaka is granted another wish,now she gets her happily ever after with Tamahome. A fluffy fic full of limes! //whistle//
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Tamahome, Miaka
No More Max by Lily-on-the-water reviews
FIGGY! This is anti-Max! NO FAXNESS! Max is killed by the flock and a romance begins to brew between Fng and Iggy. LEMON ONESHOT. If you don't like it then don't read it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Yamamaru-Sadako reviews
FangxIggy oneshot perhaps. In a dog eat dog world, you must survive. That's why Max and the rest of the flock are playing...Truth or dare! POV Iggy, but if I write more, it will change. Lemon, you have been warned. Please review. X3 Also, not yet edited
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Not All Damsels Are In Distress by Lady-Nuriko reviews
Lord Hotohori and Sir Tamahome set out to rescue Princess Nuriko who was kidnapped by the Evil Nakago. I apologize for my lack of updating! Here it is at last, chapter 2 !
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Hotohori, Tamahome
False Lust by EricFancier reviews
Bill returns – with Jessica. Sookie makes a choice. Dum-dum-dah-duuumh! The third and final part of the Lust-trilogy. Strong adult themes.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Poke by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
When Brad decides to do a science experiment on the temperment of people, so he goes up to an unsuspecting tall emo guy to do his experiment on. Guess what high-strung boy this is? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
True Lust by EricFancier reviews
Eric assumed that Sookie would forget all about his late night visit. She didn’t. Sequel to “Glamour Lust”. Strong adult themes.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Glamour Lust by EricFancier reviews
When Bill is away, Eric comes out to play. Will Sookie be able to resist his glamour? Set at the end of S1E09. Strong adult themes.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
True Love by stargal26362 reviews
Its been a few years later with Miaka still happily married to Taka now 21 years old. But a few complications arise during their relationship and that being so, Miaka still madly in love with Taka. Facing the hardest thing in her life, Taka loving someone
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Miaka, Tasuki
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Forever, only lasts untill the end reviews
Iggy fell in love while he was still in The School. If he finds this girl again, could she help the Flock save the world? And will Iggy get his happy ending?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Iggy, Fang
Manliness Battle! reviews
Edward and Fang get into a very interesting arguement. Enough said.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Fang, Edward
Quiet Forks Chaos reviews
Alice falls in love with someone else which causes everything to spiral out of controll in the Cullen house, leaving Emmett to fix the mess. Warning: lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Justin Rant reviews
My view on Justin from Another Form of the Avian Bird-flu, by St. Fang of Boredom. You will not understand this story if you have not read that. A one-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Sparkle Boy reviews
In a world where every second person is human-avian, lives a boy, known only as Sparkle Boy. He believes he's the most famous hybrid, but what happens when he meets the original winged kids, who are older now, and have taken interesting life paths?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Jasper's Ultimate Oopsie reviews
Jasper isn't paying attention when he uses his "power" and controlls Bella's emotion. That's all I'll say. A one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete