I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth turns slowly.

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm alseep.

Because my dreams are bursting at the seems.

Hi There! Ash here with... No good deeds and ... quirky antics... And ... A paintball gun. Run fast.

I'm not all that old, but I have learned over my years of living to not touch things unless you have the money to pay for them and children should not be tried as adults. And don't try to nail jello to a tree unless its the kind you get from chinese buffets.

I'm... How old am I? And I'm sure I'm a girl, even though some people don't believe me. Oh well! I'm strange, but likeable... Or atleast I have friends... I'm pretty sure they are friends, even though they threaten to kill me. I like to write and paint and draw and play and eat and sleep and- IT WAS THUNDERING THIS MORNING AND IT WOKE ME UP AND SCARED ME AND THEN IT STARTED TO HAIL AND I WAS VERY SCARED!!

I'm also a pretty bad apple. So I need to be watched over alot, but if you want chaos, TELL THEM TO TAKE THE STUPID LEASH OFF.

Also, I write alot of fanfiction using characters that are not mine. You can spot Ocs a mile awhile, so I don't believe I need to say whose mine and who belong with the original creator, just keep that in mind if you decide to read some of my work!

Story Status:

Maxwell Falls: Complete

The Little Voice: On-Going, almost finished.

Sudden Urges: Complete, oneshot.

The Faded Rainbow Effect: Discontinued. Unless I somehow get some ideas for it...

Melody Ranch: On-Going, Haitus.

Special Tensions: One-shot, currenting in contest.

Sonic Truth or Dare: On-Going

Quotes:

"Don't put me in your snow globe Ash." - Carmie

"This could work. Friends! Uh, we don't have to kiss do we?" "Nope. Unless you want to." - Germany and Italy

"TV go dark!" Kaoru

"You don't have to say 'an' when your say hour Ash." "But I spelt it differently!" - My 3rd grade teacher and 3rd grader me

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer Simpson

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Don't make me come down there." - God

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"When your courting a nice girl a hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red cinder a second seems like a hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"Silence is golden. But Duct tape is silver and just as good." - Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips

"All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." - Alexancer Woollcott

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then sucess is sure." - Mark Twain

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"To days of inspiration, playing hooky, making something outta nothing'! The need to express! to communicate! To going against the grain! Going insane! Going Mad!" - La Vie Boheme

"Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring! Nobody listens to you!" - Simpsons Movie

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - John Beufield

"Eternity is really long, especially near the end." - Woody Allen

"I'M TUCKING FONS OF FUN!" - Me (I swear I wasn't drunk.)

"If it sells, its art." - Frank Lloyd

"If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried." - David Brent

"I'm not normally a religious man, but... If you're up there. Save me Super Man!" - Homer Simpson

"It's not I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein