A Little Distractedhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Twilight. I don't really know what to say. I love to write about other people, but I honestly don't really know what to write about myself. My friends say that I have a good imagination. I am not a competitive person, so sports have never really been my thing. I have always lived in the Houston area (Texas). I have an 18 year old son. He is the coolest kid I know. My husband is wonderful! My best friend Vicki (NoWayWithWords) got me addicted to Twilight and Fan Fiction, so this is all her fault! She encourages me to write and directs me to cool stories on Fan Fiction sites when she finds them. We jokingly refer to ourselves as "Twi-Twins" because we do all kinds of Twilight related stuff together. We went to Dallas for Twicon and got to meet some great Fan Fiction writers and some of the actors from the Twilight movie. It was a blast! In July 2009 my family and I vacationed in Vancouver and Seattle, so my husband took me on the pilgrimage down to Forks. I honestly wasn't that impressed with the town. There is pretty much nothing there. The drive through the Olympic National Forest was worth the trip though! The road between Port Angeles and Forks goes around Crescent Lake. I would love to own a summer home on that lake. It is beautiful! If I could give one piece of advice to a total stranger, it would be to explore the world around you while you are young enough to enjoy it and don't take small kids with you when you go. You will end up having to spend your time taking care of the kids, so you don't get to relax and enjoy yourself, and they won't even remember it when they get older. I guess that's enough for now. Christine (A Little Distracted) If you are reading Music, Magic, and Instability and would like to hear the songs chosen for the chapters, please check outthe YouTube playlist at http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists?p=0A892D7749BD68AE created by NoWayWithWords. Enjoy! |
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Long Shot by 71star reviews
Bella is having a rough time in her marriage. Bella can't decide if she's staying or going,until the choice is out of her hands. Who will be the man to show her that she can love again and it's not a Long Shot. Stupid Summary... PLEASE READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Cast Off's by Sassy Mami reviews
It's been ten years since them. Her parents are dead because of their loose end, but she has moved on with her life. Still dealing with the supernatural in a daily basis but she never thought she would hear from them again so soon. Now two of the Cullen men need her assistant but only one wants more. Will she let them in her life again or cast them off like they did her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
One Night in Vegas by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Bella was a co-owner of the well established bar called The Jungle. A little shy and afraid to show that she could be the naughty girl of any guy's fantasy. That is until that one night with an upcoming band playing in llab with LunarEclipse24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A New Heart by Tasha.B.J.C reviews
Set four years after New Moon: Bella got over her heartbreak from Edward leaving and became successful and happy in her life. But how will the new, more confident Bella react when Carlisle and Jasper come back into her life, only for her to find out that both of them are her true mates? Isn't it nice to have two blonde gods wrapped around your finger? C/B/J, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,444 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella, Carlisle, Jasper
Just a Cup of Sugar by silver drip reviews
Carlisle is a divorced vampire who just can't seem to stop staring at his very sexy neighbor, a human Bella who doesn't know how to close her window shades and who always disappears on the weekend. No Twilight. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,237 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
A Thousand Words in a Single Glance by airedalegirl1 reviews
Bella finds how much Charlie loves her when Edward returns, but his death leaves her feeling vulnerable so she decides to reinvent herself and start anew. Not easy when she has Edward looking for her. Will she be able to outrun him? Torn between two men, one a memory, one her protector, who will she give her heart to? Bella/Peter/Jasper. Takes place after Edward leaves New Moon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 102 - Words: 129,538 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Bella, Jasper, Peter - Complete
Bed of Thorns by Jinx Dodson reviews
A lonely doctor finds Isabella Swan in one of the worst states imaginable and offers to take her into his care. Little were either aware of their feelings to come. What happens though when he finds out she's pregnant and with none other than a child of a Volturi member? A child inwhich he's promised to care for like his own? Rated mature for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,773 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Night Moves by Lattecoug reviews
Feeling trapped in her boring, high-school life, Bella dreamed of Edward, the one boy she could never have. But what would happen if her dreams came true? A steamy little one-shot with a naughty little Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Us by Nuttyginger reviews
He was the same and different all in one body. The boy I had once loved had turned into a man...temptation in a tie, had swagger for days...and a curious British lilt that makes my insides tumble. Could we ever be what we were or am I just completely screwed? AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,701 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Anyone by AthenaRowena reviews
Bella and Jasper have been best friends forever. Now in their senior year of high school, both secretly want more than just friendship. Bella/Jasper. I'm not very good at summaries, but please just give it a try. I'm temporarily rewriting chapters, so if some chapters seem off, that's why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,325 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Is What Happens by LyricalKris reviews
Waking up lost in New York City is a little daunting and a lot terrifying. For rich girl Bella Swan and street wise Jasper Whitlock, a chance meeting is the beginning of a life neither of them could have expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,342 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Human Elemental by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Three years have passed and things have changed a lot for Bella... After all she's not just a human... So what happens on the date of her 21st things change when someone brings a certain cowboy back in her life? JXB PXCh Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,931 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] [Charlotte, Peter] - Complete
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 150,108 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sundown by TheNewestCullenKid reviews
We all know the events of The Twilight Saga that brought Edward and Bella to their happily ever after, But this story is all about if Bella belonged to another Cullen. Follow Jasper as he fights for his mate, and his HEA. B/E at first. J/B in later chaps. Winner of Energize WIP Award for Most Promising Twilight Fan Fiction Non-Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,287 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sunshine On A Cloudy Day by remember me for how i once was reviews
After Bella's eighteenth birthday, Jasper is tossed aside by his family and wife. He's in the dark, but he finally finds his sun. Too bad there are a couple of clouds in the way. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,769 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Online Meets Offline by TheNewestCullenKid reviews
Every night at 8pm Bella Swan TinkerBells and Jasper Cullen JazzHands chat. What happens when Bella moves to New York, and they meet unknowingly? Non-canon couples. A/H Full summary inside. Weekly updates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,497 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Healing Her Heart by DarkLycanLover reviews
Carlisle has been alone, watching his "children" with their mates. He has yet to find his. They find Angel, broken and on the run from a terrible past. Alice sees she is Carlisles mate, but can she prove it to herself? *Esme does not exsist* do not anything from twilight, including picture for my cover Carlisle/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,556 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
My Imaginary Friend by NoWayWithWords reviews
Bella meets Edward while she is a child, and Edward becomes her best friend. When Bella’s life is in danger, Edward is forced to leave to prevent her death. Edward returns later, but Bella has forgotten him. What the mind forgets, the heart remembers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Beautiful Lie by Landiana reviews
Bella moves back to Forks and discovers a very different place to the town whe grew up in. Full of intrigue, lies and secrets, no one person really knows the whole story. But its all about to change.... AH. rated M for language and some content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 168 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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Music, Magic, and Instability reviews
Bella is a spirited young singer who gets her big break when rock star, Edward Cullen, invites her to go tour with him as his opening act. What follows is a whilwind romance that will change their lives. BxE AH/AU Rated M for future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 270,727 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Waiting on Life reviews
What happens when the love of your life only sees you as his best friend? How long would you wait for him? Is it ever too late to tell someone that you love them? B/E AU 2 part short story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aunt Martha's Couch reviews
Edward explores his sexuality and learns about first love with a boy from Texas who is visiting for the summer. Will thier paths cross again? AU/AH SLASH and LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,167 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Nightmares or Memories reviews
Bella immerses herself deep into Jasper's memories. When she wakes up she isn't sure if it was real or just a nightmare. What did she find? AU Warning: Not for people with weak stomachs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Phone Call reviews
My Dirty Talking Jasper Contest entry. It didn't win, but I hope you enjoy it. While the family is out of the house, Jasper decides to make a phone call and explain in detail what he fantasizes about doing, but who is he calling? Rated MA for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Naughty Secrets reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Carnival reviews
Bella gets talked into going to the carnival with her friends, even though she doesn't want to. She never expected things to turn out like this... Rated T, AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Dark Decision reviews
Jasper is a hungry vampire hunting humans. He comes across a human that starts an obsession that would ultimately change his life. AU Rated M for a touch of Lemons and graphic imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
