Hello, I'm Mia Black...

I don't really know what to put here.
One day I stumbled upon this website and I became addicted. I then thought of writing my own story, but I couldn't think a good one. Then, an idea came to me. It was sort of a mix between my favorite book series': Twilight and Harry Potter.

It's completely AU, but if anyone has any questions, don't hesitate to ask...

Thanks, I guess, and enjoy?!

Sorry for taking forever to update, I'm just so busy with school and sh... stuff. I'll update as often as possible! Thanks.

Some Important Information:

1. Disclaimer(FOR ALL STORIES BECAUSE I FORGET):
The unknown characters are the only ones I made up. All others belong to J.K. Rowling AND/OR Stephenie Meyer!!

2. Thanks to all the Reviewers, I GREATLY appreciate it.

3. I LOVE VAMPIRES!

4. I'm sort of obsessed with Time travel, Vampire, Wizard/Witch, Romance Fics, so bare with me!! (If anyone has one, e-mail me!)

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, and then think about helpin' your dumbass up.
This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask; because you are my friend!
Send to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed cuz you can only think of 4.
Remember: a good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel

I like stories with Hermione as the central character, not sure why.

I'm thinking of writing a story with Hermione and Fred Weasley or Cedric Diggory or Oliver Wood. I'm not sure which one to choose yet. I might just do all 3 of them. I also like the Tom Riddle Jr. or Sirius Black or Remus Lupin and Hermione pairings. So I might do one with one of those 3 or all of them too. OOO I also like the Regulus/Hermione pairings, there aren't nearly enough of these. I'll have to eventually write one.

I don't like the pairings with Hermione and Ron, or Ginny and Harry, but I like Hermione and Harry pairings.

Okay, uhh what was i gonna say... oh yea :)

I want to know if my stories are good, so please REVIEW HA HA!

Love you all

~Miss Milena 'Mia' Black (Who loves Sirius! ha ha)

P.S. I appreciate the reviews. Thanks to all who reviewed, it makes me want to add more, quicker!!

lol

P.P.S. Hey People, please, check my poll and vote, I want to know people's opinions

December 10, 2009

"You're my friend no matter what, right?"

"Yeah, are you okay?"

"Ugh, I- can I write it down?"

"Sure."

He writes it down and hands it over to me. I read what he wrote 'I'm Gay.'

My heart began to beat furiously. It was broken. The man I've practically been in love with for the past 2 years basically just told me we would never be together. "Are you okay?"

"Me?! I'm fine, but what about you?"

"Yeah, it's a big weight off my shoulders."

"Good." he smiles at me. "Come here. Seriously." I pull him into a hug and then leave to go to class. The rest of the day his words are ringing through my head.

What idiot put the 's' in lisp?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?

Who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "I think I will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.

Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.

Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Taylor Lautner is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

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92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of American teenagers would scream and cry if the Jonas brothers jumped off the Empire state building. If you are one of the 5 percent who would encourage them to jump then laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

if you hate the people who only read/like twilight because they made it in to a movie copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this to your profile

if you have ever zoned out for more than 5 minutes copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in fairies,demons,witches and everything like that copy and paste this to your profile

If you like little kids movies like the fox and the hound and your older than 10 copy and paste this to your profile

If you love to sing even if you may or may not suck copy and paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself or banged your head against a table copy and paste this to your profile

If you love the rain as much as I do copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

'Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop:

Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Put some M&M's on lay-away.

Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

10 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!!"

10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Opening Credits: Have You Ever Seen The Rain- CCR

Waking Up: Jet- Paul McCartney and the Wings

First Day At School: Dance, Dance- Fall Out Boy

Falling In Love: Beer For My Horses- Toby Keith

Fight Song: Down On The Corner- CCR

Breaking Up: That Lonesome Song- Jamey Johnson

Prom Night: Wordplay- Jason Mraz

Life: Who Says You Can’t Go Home- Bon Jovi

Mental Breakdown: Pusher- Nickelback

Driving: I’m Only Me When I’m With You- Taylor Swift

Flashback: Back In The U.S.S.R.- The Beatles

Getting Back Together: Feels Like Tonight- Daughtry

Wedding: Revolution 9- The Beatles

Birth of Child: Magnet and Steel- Walter Egan

Final Battle: Copchase- Jason Mraz

Funeral Song: Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd

Final Credits: Happiness Is A Warm Gun- The Beatles

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting