Hi everyone! The names Ferry, Naferty, whichever sounds best to you.

If you're curious about something don't hesitate to message me. I'm a nice, and sometimes too formal, person. I promise I don't bite.

Something you should know beforehand, unless you've already figured it out. My stories, depending on certain life events, will be updated constantly or take an insanely large amount of time. If the large amount of time is the case it doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. Usually what I do when I start a new story is I write down the idea and plan out the chapters. All that is left is writing it down, which sometimes is hard because I have multiple, huge stories going around. Working on all of them as much as I can.

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And Tumblr http:/// (Sometimes I post about updates or information regarding my stories, so follow if you wish to know whats going down.)

Favorite Quotes:

"If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!"

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"

"When life gives you lemons, throw it back and say Give me something better!"

"Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done."

"Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay.. so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Follow me I'm lost!"

"Power’s out at the mall. I’m stuck on the escalator. Send help!"

"You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge."

"If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here."

"Got pulled over today and cop said “papers”.. So I said scissors.. I WIN!!"

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left"

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"No one is afraid of heights, they're afraid of the fall. No one is afraid to play, they're afraid to lose. No one is afraid of the dark, they're afraid of what's in it. No one is afraid to say "I love you", they're afraid of the response."