Author has written 53 stories for Hannah Montana, Harry Potter, Cherub, Smallville, Rise of the Guardians, Legend of Korra, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Assassin's Creed, and Frozen. About Me: I'm obessed with my fav couples, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Spongebob and Disney Channel. I live in the greatest country in the world: New Zealand. My friends are the best!! Hogwart's House: Ravenclaw Fav Books: Harry Potter, Cherub, Alex Rider, Power of The 5, Percy Jackson etc Fav Authors: J.K Rolling, Anothy Horwiz, Robert Muchmore etc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheAtlantean01 Shippings: Ron/Hermione Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God. |
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