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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games. Hey you, thanks for taking a peak at my profile. Hard to resist, right? I'm Team Switzerland for the record but Team Jasper at heart. Read and review my story and I'll like you forever, maybe even love. *wink* ~~News~~ It's a Mad Mad World has been nominated for a Rare Gem Award for Best Comedy! Vote http:/// here if you'd like! The wonderful TheWaywardGirl made me a banner for Caring Is Creepy: http:///photos/39135933@N04/4975130839/in/set-72157624795827903/ And for It's A Mad Mad World: http:///photos/39135933@N04/4991668008/ Follow me on Twitter! @Cmaus1216 Characters from MMW twitters: @Zombieward and @Zombella1 |
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The Magical Congress of the United States of America by OFMACUSA reviews
In present day New York City, the magical community has suffered a devastating attack at the hands of a mysterious new dark wizard. The MACUSA must now do everything in their power to track down this new threat and assure the safety of magical New York.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 7/11/2018
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Clearing the Storm by thebluestbird reviews
She watches every one of his small modest movements, and slowly, with each heart-rending moment, she suffers with him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella and Edward's New Year's Eve Adventure by Dahlia J Black reviews
A New Year's Eve car crash, jammed phone lines and a dash of fate bring Bella and Edward together for an evening neither of them was expecting. Add couple of surprising twists and a few colorful friends, and they're in for an evening they'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Yes, Please by melonscraps reviews
O/S turned full story. He's an arrogant gas pumper who thinks he's God's gift to women. She's a shy, careless driver who has no idea that her life's about to change. They get together in the most intense way and nothing will ever be the same. AH BxE OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Me or Her by thebluestbird reviews
It's either me or her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
What Is And What Should Never Be by xPassionatex reviews
Leah wished for the life she missed out on, the one she always deserved. What if her wish comes true but all is not as it seems. Tagline: Be Careful What You Wish For...It Just Might Come True. Rated M For Intimate Scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,579 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Leah
Somehappyending by SomeHappyEnding reviews
I’m going to assume you’ve all read twilight or watched the film. I’m going to tell you the truth of my story instead of what Stephenie wrote. Well the basics are all the same but so much else was changed. AU vamp check profile for details
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pretty Little Psychic by sincerely.sweetheart reviews
Wake me up inside. Call my name and save me from the dark. Bid my blood to run, before I come undone. Save me from the nothing I've become. Bring me to life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Changing Stars by sincerely.sweetheart reviews
They Vulturi left the Cullens alone...or did they? When Aro, Caius, and Marcus send their most prized member to "observe" the Cullen family, will she be accepted? More importantly- will she be able to keep her secret hidden?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
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She Told Me You Love My Eyes reviews
Finnick Odair won the 65th Hunger Games and now it's his job to mentor those with his same fate. Finnick and Annie. Annie's Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
It's A Mad Mad World reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Caring Is Creepy reviews
Bella Swan never had an easy day in her life, that is until the charming, friendly Edward Cullen attempts to gain her trust. Will Bella open up to Edward or will she still think Caring is Creepy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
It Was Us reviews
O/S: Edward Cullen and Bella Swans' life was ravaged by a tragedy that left Bella with no memory of Edward. Is patience key or has their life already slipped through the cracks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
