I exist! And write fiction! Usually original stories that are nowhere near completed, but I dabble in both fanfiction and (due to the setting of my story), a crossover between the original story and the fanfic. So I guess I like OCs? But those aren't getting posted. Nyeh. I also like jokes. I had a bunch of them on here for a while, but I have devoured their souls... And stuff.

So... enjoy my blathering? I guess?

First note: All of my stories are written out of spite. Yes, all of them. I kid you not, every single one was written by me getting annoyed at something.

A Missealing: Kurama is not a good guy until Naruto befriends him. Kurama is a jerk.

Beyond the Veil: Why the hell is the Veil only a time-traveling device when Harry falls into it?

Grimm Games: This is mainly me being annoyed over how fanfiction presents/handles the Gamer, because if you haven't read the source, please, please don't try and write a Gamer crossover, because I guarantee you have an insufficient understanding of the ability. Also, people powering up Jaune. Seriously, why Jaune? If, for some reason, you can't handle powering up one of the girls like you can for any fantasy with a male lead, at least power up, I dunno, Ren?

Reincarnation of an Archer: Reincarnation doesn't work like that you [CENSORED].

Sekirei and Sniper Scythes: Why are your Sekirei crossovers taking place in Shin Tokyo when your character isn't even from earth? No, seriously, explain that to me. Because it's much easier to justify the spaceship crash landing in your world than it is to bring Naruto or Ruby or whoever the hell you want to give a harem to to earth.

Other note!

I like magic. Magic is awesome. Magic is like, the auto-win button, and the only way you can lose if you have it either a) you suck at magic, b) your opponent has better magic, or c) you're an idiot and don't use magic. This is a very common theme in my stories. Magic vs. anything else? Magic wins. Hands down. Or at the very least, it tilts the board in your favor. Why? You might have noticed that the only time the evil wizard loses is when he does something like not use magic, or when the hero goes and finds a magic sword to stab him with. (Note: Some other things get included as magic. Like Chakra in Naruto? That's basically just magic. Aura/Dust in RWBY? Somewhat weak magic. Etc)

Uh... That's it. Enjoy my random stories! Oh, and challenges.

Challenges: Feel free to adopt any of these. If you do, please PM me with the link to your fic, because I'd love to see someone turn these into proper stories.

Weaponized Souls: You know, Persona and RWBY share some concepts. Both groups turn their souls into weapons in order to fight back inhuman creatures that depend on human despair. RWBY uses Auras to fight Grimm, Persona uses Personae to fight Shadows. So what happens when the investigation Team of post-Izanami find themselves in Remnant, and enrolled in Beacon? Special Notes: Persona users are a lot stronger than you'd expect from ordinary humans, The world of RWBY functions like the TV World, and gives them passive boosts to their abilities just by having their persona equipped.

Invasions are a Bad Idea: Crossover between any Aliens Exist setting and every single "Hidden Magic" setting ever. Aliens attack earth. Common enough. The problem is that they attack an earth filled with enough magical conspiracies that you can't go five feet without tripping over one. First contact is a bit difficult when one group insists magic exists, and can turn spaceships into ducks to prove it.

Aura, not Magecraft: Team RWBY finds themselves in modern day era- wait, no they don't. Modern day earth doesn't have magecraft. Well, this can't possibly go well. Fate/Stay Night and RWBY crossover. Suggested Romance: Shirou Emiya/Everyone, because, you know, it's Shirou Emiya. Suggested Genre is Humor. If not in humor, I also take back that suggested romance, and instead suggest the actual canon/fanon pairings.

Ruby's Unlimited Weapon Works: They liked dressing in red and black, and were obsessed with weapons. This really shouldn't describe two people. Luckily, it was just because one had the soul of the other. The destruction of the moon and the advent of the Grimm nullifies Alaya's influence, and Fate Stay Night's Archer reincarnates as Ruby Rose. On the bright side, Unlimited Blade Works seems to have expanded into other weapons as well. (Doing a version of this, though I'm toning it down to Ruby's in charge but has a bunch of Archer's memories and slight access to his Reality Marble).

Spells and Shadows: Dresden Files and Persona crossover. I suggest this only because we already know perfectly well what Dresden's Shadow would be like if he encountered it.

Shattered Timelines: Any fandom. Stereotypical peggy sue setup to begin with (Person fails, gets the chance to go back in time and set things right, etc.) However, there's one difference: They will NOT retain their powers. They will not gain any new powers to compensate. They will not, be possessing their past self. Instead, they're stuck playing a support role. The fic is suggested to focus on their past-self, who occasionally runs into the influence of their future self. For example: Persona 3. Minato seals away Erebos and gains the World. He's given the chance to go back, and gets to keep his compendium, but loses the ability to summon Persona or act during the Dark Hour. He takes advantage of this to give his past-self access to his Persona, or maybe he fusion inheritence's Victory Cry, Spellmaster, and Megidolaon into every single persona that his past self ha, or he hands a cliff-notes of all his social links personalities over, or he just hands over the equivalent of the wiki (Depending on how comedic you want to make this, you could have Minato pull it out every time he's asked a question and go, "Hm. Answer is such and such." If you want to make it serious, show the drift away from his "guide".)

Wagtails and Weapons: Sekirei and RWBY crossover. Sekirei are aliens of love and loyalty. Grimm are the darkest despairs in human hearts. What happens when one meets another? Comedy and teenage girls delivering the beatdown on random monsters with I-swear-it's-not-magic, of course! Basic overview: The Sekirei spaceship crashlands in Remnant instead of Earth. Grimm, being jerks, immediately attack. Miya, being Miya, wipes the floor with them. The various Hunters find out about the Sekirei, and figure that allying with subservient but powerful beings capable of taking out armies of Grimm without trouble isn't a bad idea. Beacon Academy adds a small test to allow Sekirei to find their fated ones. One reacts to a member of one of the main teams (Personally, I'd vote for Homura reacting to Yang, because the whole Fire and Guardian themes, but Karasuba or Yomi reacting to Ruby could also be hilariously awesome due to the personality clash), and the rest of the fic is probably something generally slice-of-life, with minor adjustments to the main plotline due to the Sekirei being in there. Although if you did something like Juane getting into Beacon because he's bonded with a single digit... that would actually be pretty awesome. (Note: I did one based on this as well, but I'm still keeping it as a challenge).

A Figment of My Imagination: Persona. Minato is out with Elizabeth on a date. Whichever girl is being romanced catches them, and confronts him. His response? "She's just a figment of my imagination, I swear!" Suggested as a comedic one-shot.

The Book of Dar-Er, Grimm: Ruby gets the Book of Darkness. Corruption optional. Why? What do you mean why? She already looks like a magical girl, and already acts like one! Now all she needs is the magic and the ability to "Befriend." RWBY and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha crossover.

Infinite Grimm: Fusion-verse of Infinite Stratos and RWBY. Team RWBY find themselves in the Infinite Stratos-verse. Other than converting their weapons into IS units, not much really changes. Humor/Slice of Life, ideally.

Magical Girl Lyrical Yukari!: Yukari from Sekirei gets Raising Heart. Yuuno knows this will all end in tears. Sekirei and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha crossover. Because Yukari doesn't get enough love... and would make an awesome magical girl.

Kotomone Kirei and the Sekirei Plan: Kirei gets invited to join the Holy Grail War, but gets dragged into another magical tournament instead. Things end in tears. Because Kirei doesn't get enough chances to troll people, and Karasuba would have fun with him.

Stuff for Stories:

Stuff for all my stories in general

Grimm Games Character Sheets specifically (And raws of docs, in case you care for some reason):