Hola, Como estas? Merci here.

My taken name is MercyFul Fear. I'm 49% crazy, well as far as I'm told. Take that seriously because I am. I am totally random and obsessive. Skulls and bones are my peculiar weakness, since I can not live without them. Seriously, I would be a blob without them. I have a pencil named Stewart Von Hun, and I suppose that's why I'm crazy. Though, I am Mad As A Hatter, I am also intelligent in a very slowish way. I love critics because I can harass them afterwards about hatting on me. Oddity, freak, or just plain goth. What ever you may call me...I am who I am and no one can change that. Well, for some moments my Stewart can. Anyhow, read some of what my mind has produced. Which, to me,are very enigmatic. And one more thing...some plain truths here: WEIRDOS WILL RULE THE WORLD!

This is my link to my facebook page:http://www.facebook.com/?sk=ff#!/profile.php?id=100001744435309

Don't Click Here:
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Fear

What is fear? The illusion of safety that is stolen away from you. Something in the darkness that grabs for your soul and remains known to your nightmares. Pain, suffering, and confusion. The emotions that always ends you up into a break for the exit. Is it the gripping terror of your conscience that doesn't let go? Do you even understand fear, how the feeling is known to everyone? How it is started and how it may end.

Reality Monsters

The real monsters are in side us all...
Terrifying and only helps us fall...
War. Blood. Death. Who are we? It seems to be the only thing we can decipher anymore, our first resort for everything. We laugh about others weaknesses and cry for ours. We live with out a pure reason and only take what is scientifically right. God is questioned and angels are facted out as unreal. We kill the innocent and honor no one but ourselves. The dead are gone from memory and the living are cursed. Spirits are said to be still lingering the Earth's surface. We deny each other love and compassion, understanding. We care for no one but ourselves regretting none of our doings. We think that our world isn't the only. We are destruction to everything including ourselves. But again who are we? You're thinking that you know no such beings, that this impossible to be. Yet in fact your part of this world. A world where we are all monsters like this. The very world that you were born to. The World of Reality.

Age: woudln't you like to know

Jokes I know:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

HA That is so punny.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face. LOL :)

random quotes i stole from various peoples profiles, book, movies, and other places (read if you are sad):

Boys don't fall for me, I trip them.

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw hard enough.

I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying.

doors are for people with no imagineation

"you seem to have me beaten"he said at last "then why are you smiling?" "because" dalrymple awsered "I know something you dontknow" "and what is that" asked skulduggery "im not right handed" dalymple replied, and threw his sword into his left hand

its a fez. i wear a fez now. fezzes are cool.

bow ties are cool

my train of thought derailed and kill 102 people and a cat

gordon. i havent heard from him in years. how is he? 'dead' give him my best, will you?

97% of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump.

If you are one of the 3% sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP"

then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here: By Skulduggerys-Girl-Valkyrie

I live in texas in a small town where i have lived for all my life.tis very boring here, and vegitarians like me are shunned. they are also mistaken for vegans. i am looking at nice bording schools. GET MEH OUT OF THIS TOWN

copy and post this on your profile with your own awnsers!

FAVS:

music:rock,not that reall heavy type, the green day "do you your ememy" sounding type.

food:anything

book:skulduggery pleasant

number: 3

color:green

pets name: the green goat who couldn't gloat(this is what happens when you take suggestions on faceebook :D )

band: dunno, likin park or green day

Me Info:

Gender(scoff): female

Basically I'm a Lunatic with the license to laugh my head of at anything that seems or is funny. (Not Really!)I will burst out laughing.

My fav...

Food: Anything with sugar and chicken, chocolate, peanut butter, and potatoes. (I'm weird.)

Color: Black, red, and blue, green. (Sometimes yellow.)

Authors: Stephen King, Derek Landy, Lurlene McDaniel,Annette Curtis Klause, Cliff Mcnish,Chris Wooding,Sally Gardner, Rachel Mead, Terry Pratchet, Eion Colfer,Lemony Snicket and well alot others I can't remember at the moment, and that lady that wrote the Vampire Academy Series. Help me figure it out if you could. (I hate Twilight, no offense to any of that lady's fans though.)

Artists: Lady GaGa (I love how she kills all the men at the end of the music videos, and well she is just plain awesomely weird like me.)Kanye West, Chris Brown, Jason Derulo, Black eyed Peas, Sick Puppies, Paramore, Muse, Life House, 3 Doors Down, Green Day, Finger 11, SwitchFoot, My Chemical Romance, Smashing Pumkins, The Plain White T's, All American Rejects, Three Days Grace, Toby Mac, 30 seconds to Mars, 3!OH!3, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Alien Ant Farm,Gucci Man, Ne-Yo,Lil Wayne, Chalie Boy, Jay-Z, Ludacris and many more.

Songs: Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson, whatchasay by jason derulo, obsessed by ?(to me they are pretty cool) bad romance by lady gaga, and her pokerface, locked up by akon

Places: Ireland and Italy (Honestly USA is a dump and to come to think of it is in debt because of broken promises.) And any library that i have a card to.

Currently: In Texas, the Lone Star State (The Boring State)

I'm not sure I know what I am, somewhere between a real reality person and a fictional human, there is a difference.

DIS LIKES
FLETCHERIE
TWILIGHT
EDWARD CULLEN
BELLA SWAN
CHINA SORROWS (slut)
AND MOST OF ALL
VALDUGGERY BASHERS (DIE YOU BASTARDS)

OBSESSIONS:

Skulduggery Pleasant

Jack Skellington

(Did I mention)Skulduggery Pleasant

Dimitri Belivok (Cuz he is a HOT Russian)

Derek Landy

Tim Burton

Magic

Zombies

(And most of all) Skulduggery Pleasant

DIE DUSK YOU BLOOD LUSTING WANKER, YOU PERVERT, I HATE YOU, but i love BILL FROM TRUE BLOOD :) SXC VAMPIRE

o_O O_o

here were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Im kinda scared, like IzzydaWolfeGrrl that's why I posted it.

LMAO

TWILIGHT SUCKS FUCKING DICK

I HATE EDWARD HE CAN SUCK ON HIS MAMMAS HAIRY ONE :)

XOXOXOXOXOX

97 of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump.

If you are one of the 3 sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP"

then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here: By Skulduggerys-Girl-Valkyrie

God is my keeper as the liars run deeper and deeper, I can't but fear my only seer.

~Merci Le Fer

Roses and Blood

Roses bleed in my hands
I look down and I see sand
above me there are no blue skies
but the wings of an angel in disguise
my mind may wonder other realms
but you are stuck and I am to be beheld
God holds you in his hands, watching over you every night
the devil has you not but he tries for others so don't go down without a fight
I may worry for you, I don't know why
my only reason comes from the sky
the guardian angel that in which I stand with in battle
wrangling demons like cattle
I laugh each time you don't give a worry to things around you
because I'm the one to make that all up for who?
smiling to me I see the imaginary history
for which you are more then a simple mystery
you might see me again, you may not
only remember me for the person in which I fought

I wrote this on your behave, some things are true some are not
but i trust you know the difference
well hope you like By me

Not even death can part you from me no matter what you do,

Not even saying i love you can help you,

Not even saying im sorry can change it,

Not even that night could stop haunting you,

Not even the apologies could make me forgive you,

Not even the angels could find mercy as they weep,

Not even Heaven would help you,

Not even Hell would want you,

Not even God or your religion,

Not even me,

by chelsea voorhees-myers-krueger

With out

love is pain by itself and we endure such things on the daily basis
but no not me
i do not mess with madness
and love's insanity
its the only way to be the true me
because upon the tears for the fallen love
here comes the message of the broken dove
we sit in saddness and cry the bloody tears
because he was the one i loved for so many years
can you mess with fate and destiny
or is it just plainly me
because i believe i shall choose my fate because there is no destiny

by me

"What is human?"

"Nothing but a being of malice and misery."

"Girl with innocence, purity, loveliness and cruelty."

"Joker's joker, loser's loser."

By My Twin Mademise Morte or Mistress (something) I forget. Sorry twin.

Ever wonder why the sky is blue? Well here's the answer, direct quotes from Derek Landy Himself:

The sky is blue because when the light from the sun meets the air molecules in our atmosphere, the molecules shift and scatter and our brains register that as the colour blue.

Now wasn't that just smart? Yes I asked him and I also asked what he likes better peanut butter or jelly. He said peanut butter, heheheh my side. WEll I am a double agent you see and...

Arguments with my inner thoughts:

I love you Skulduggery Pleasant. Wait...wait what about the hot and smart Artemis Fowl...wait no Pleasant...no Fowl. Oh wanker this is hard to chose...Both. Yup that's about it.

Peanut butter deserves freedom...nope stay the same...wait I like being different...wait I don't like change...but I thought i did. I'll just be a double agent.

Eion Colfer rules...but he didn't make a talking skeleton detective...but he did make smart arse Artemis Fowl...but Derek Landy knows me...I'll just favor both.

...Why are you reading this line...bananas...Randomness!!!!