Hello there! Hmm, I've never done anything with my profile, have I? Ah well, I'll just do it now, I've got an hour to spare! So, my pen name is Emily Poe, but that's too cool to be my real name. My real name is...you'll never find out. I'd rather keep that a secret, personal reasons you know. So, I'll give you a basic profile.

Pen Name: Emily Poe

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Occupation: College student

Basic Bio: Well, I've lived in five houses so far, but all in the same general area. I've lived in the great Bi-Polar state of Virginia my entire life! God the weeks between fall and winter suck! Anyways, I have a little brother, a mom and dad, and a whole mess of cousins from here all the way to Nebraska. I have been to Cuba and stayed there for 10 days for a service project (it was so fucking fun like I really wanna go back). I went to a private school where basically all my regular classes are honors in normal high school (so my brain has already turned to mush). I have a variety of interests ranging from reading Sherlock Holmes and Edgar Allan Poe to watching Hetalia Axis Powers and NBC's Hannibal.

Basic Likes: Ice cream, pie, pasta, bread (I'm such a fatty, but swimming helped a lot), anime, Father Alexander Anderson (look that man up!), NBC's Hannibal (I am in love with that show, like I'm completely obsessed with it) /

Basic Dislikes: Chemistry, Physics, stink bugs, homophobes), French/Spanish tests, headaches, cheesy romance (but I will say I did like The Notebook and I just adore Titanic)

...That's about it for basic information. I do write fanfiction (suck at it though), but if you have requests, I will be more than happy to deliver. I will now give you a list of things I can write for and my preferred pairings to write for them (but I will write other pairings and no pairings if that's your preference.

Hetalia: Axis Powers

UsUk (OTP)

FrUk

AmePan

PrUk

GerIta (of course)

PruCan

RusCan

RoChu

Spamano

RusUk (Fav Crack Pairing!)

UkCan (mostly fluff)

AusHun

South Park

I can do any pairing you can come up with, as long as I know them well enough.

Hellsing

Hmm...pairings are a hard one for me here, but I'll take a crack at anything you throw at me. Just saying, Alexander Anderson is my favorite...just saying.

Sherlock Holmes

I will admit it, I'm a total Shwatsonlock fan and I'm not afraid to admit it. While they were not romantically attached, they were definite soul mates. And have you seen the BBC version? In South Korea, they're taking it as a LOVE STORY! I love Korea!

Naruto

Naruhina

KibaHina

SasuSaku

Harry Potter

I will do any pairing!

Doctor Who

Why do you think he has all those companions?

Labyrinth

Of course Bowie and Sarah, but if you want pairings from Return to Labyrinth, I'll do that too.

Glee

They already have pairings galore, I'll take anything you throw at me. Especially Kurt. He's awesome.

Batman

Batman's cool. I'm actually more comfortable doing OC's with Batman characters, it's just easier.

Howl's Moving Castle

Most amazing movie ever next to Spirited Away!

Spirited Away

Chahiro (sp?) and Haku. They were DARLING.

Alice in Wonderland

Good God Mr. Carol, what were you smoking? I'll do any pairing you ask.

Let The Right One In

Holy shit, favorite vampire movie of all time. Oskar and Eli...there's just no words...oh, wait...BEAT THAT TWILIGHT! PEOPLE WITH IN DEPTH CHARACTERS AND PERSONALITIES! To be fair, I liked Alice.

Black Butler

...There is so much insinuated pedophilia it's not even funny. And am I the only one who feels bad for Alois? Grell is AWESOMENESS. I'll do most any pairing, but if you guys go Lolishota on me, I can't promise to deliver.

Torchwood

Ianto and Jack, Jack and Ianto. God I miss that man!

Tosh and Owen

Gwen and Rhys

That's about it.

Nightmare Before Christmas

You know what pairing I like. And if you don't here's a hint *coughcoughJackSallycoughcough*

Sweeney Todd

I feel so sorry for Mrs. Lovett! Her and Mr. Todd and the boy who's name escapes me at the moment could have been a wonderful family! But, alas, no. But that's why we have AU's, right?!

Invader Zim

I'll take whatever you throw at me, bring it on!

Dan Vs.

Look up that shit, one of the funniest shows ever! From the producers of Family Guy and American Dad, and it's for kids this time!

Monster

Just saying, it's an anime, and it's amazing. It's not even about an actual monster, it's all psychological stuff!

Criminal Minds

Reid is my favorite character on this one, he's so adorable!

JTHM (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac)

Squee is my fav! He's so...SQUEE! Johnny and Devi belong with each other...Johnny just has to get over trying to kill her...I'm sure all can be forgiven!

Static Shock

Just saying, the creators say Richie is gay. Take it any way you want.

And, of course, if you want one of your OC's, or yourself, in a short story or pairing, just request it and give me the basic info about them.

Quotes! Form random places!...that I forgot to put beside them before I typed them down...if you see your quote or recognize one, tell me where it's from and I'll give credit.

Cake or Death? - Eddie Izzard

Hasta La Pasta! - Hetalia: Axis Powers - Italy

Dont be fooled by me. Dont be fooled by the masks I wear. For I wear thousands of masks, and none of them is me. - Charles C. Finn

I give the impression that I am secure. Confidence is my name and coolness my game.

It's never too late.

I need alcohol, cigarettes and cake! In that order.

We Hurt to Love, We Love to Hurt.

That sweet enemy, France.

If you stay, I stay. Where you go, I go. - The Sophomore Year - Wang Yao/China

Your dares must be what they call lame
Because I completed them all just the same.
Is that your best shot?
Well, look what I've got-
Undeniable Austrian game

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I cannot wait for this year to die off in the timeline of history.

Live And Let Live

Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney

In sickness and in health, until death do us part

A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, the tempest tossed, I lift my lamp besides the golden door. - Statue of Liberty

Touch the untouchable. Break the unbreakable. AND DRINK TEA DOING WHILE DOING SO.

Get the fuck out of Canada, you frog eating freaks.

America! Go to your room!

We are all our own devil
And we make this world our hell

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

No no no. This is MY coffin and thus I have the right to ask first, Mr.Tres-coffin-passer.

Rolling about on the forest floor laughing his vampiric ass off.

Enjoy, you fucking motherfuckers.

Everyone's a little bit racist today. - Avenue Q

Those that tell, don't know. Those that know, don't tell.

The Bird of Hermes Is My Name, Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame

Worst.Rescue.Ever

There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need.
What's that then?
Allons-y!

The link is broken! Back into the Time War, Rassilon! Back into hell!

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

"But at least it's not some piss poor village in the Balkans."
"No, it's worse. It's some piss poor village in the Russian wilderness."

"You were right. You don't need a gun to kill someone."
"No you don't."
"But it helps."
"Yes. It does."

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.

"I'm not fat, you're freakishly thin."

"Sure. I'm going to do all sorts of terrible things to you too, like feed you and make you take a shower."

"That's not a lady bug. I demand that you draw a lady bug, not…whatever the hell you're trying to draw. It looks like crap. Draw the lady bug."

If we decided who we would love, it would be much more simple. But, much less magical.

"I swear to god, this is not what I expected for my life. I demand to speak to life's manager. I want my money back!"

"I'm only like this around idiots."
"Wha…then why are you like this? I'm the only one here!"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

Aging is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

I am the actor and society is my audience.

I must go, and live. Or stay, and die. - Let The Right One In

"Frenchy!"
"Frog face!"
"Fuck.

"You look familiar..."
"Aye. Ye look stupid."

"No! Don't auto correct me!" - Rachel

"GIVE ME A CHANCE TO FINISH A FUCKIN' SENTENCE, DAMN YOU!"

"I DON'T CARE IF HE HASN'T SLEPT FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS! GET OFF ME! DAMN YOU!"

"Who the hell eats half a muffin?" - Me

"The pomegranate is fucking important." - Me

"Is it Frollo or Frodo? I just don't know!" - Me

So, there you go, I really can't think of anything else to say.