Guten Tag, meine bitches!

This is Rayne-chan, and you are all in my world now!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

lol joking. or am I?

Anyway, mine is a world of twisted insanity, random-ocity(yes that is so a word!) ocasional moments of seriousness, but mostly crack. and some moments of floofy luv and affection.

What to say about myself?

Well, I am currently 20 years old and I graduated from Ellet High School in 2010. I am attending Northcoast Medical in Kent for Veterinary Assisting, and I will be graduating in a couple of weeks. I eventually want to learn a foreign language, maybe German or Russian.

I moved to Kent, Ohio about a year ago and don't really get to see my friends a whole lot.

speaking of friends, I HAVE THE BESTEST, MOST AWESOME FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS!!

my closest and dearest friends are Sunshine(Saya), Matt(Inoro), Jacquie, and Haley(Affy) my next closest friends are Emmi, Lynz, Kat, Lexi-chan, Katey-chan, and Kay. they are all awesome and I loves them lotz!!

My brain at the moment is dominated by the BBC series Sherlock and Marvel films. Expect a fanfic or two to show up for Thor and or the Avengers. Maybe Sherlock eventually.

I love video games but do not have the attention span to finish them. I enjoy Yaoi, but only if the pairing isn't completely disturbing and wrong. for more info on said disturbing and wrong yaoi, see the Fullmetal Alchemist yaoi on this site. ya. ahem.

anyway, I love writing and drawing, but feel my skills lie in the first one. although I dont think I'm the best at drawing, I am a decent painter. and I LOVE photography.

I'm a laid back person(until you give me mountain dew) and I'm usually easy to get along with. Be nice to me, and I'll be nice to you. NO FLAMES! I do accept CONSTRUCTIVE critisism, though. lets all act like mature adults here, ppl. ok?

If you happen to really like something of mine and cant wait to see more, PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME!! I, like my sis Saya-chan, easily get distracted and find it hard to focus on one specific thing for a long period of time. but I will update. I promise.

NOTE: Saya is CrimsonBloodGodess on here. so don't freak out of our stories have the same charecters. we are consantly writing stuff about each others charecters. some of which ends up here.

ALSO: I am in the process of fixing and re-writing stories that were lost when my first laptop broke. I got a new one, though.

If some of my stories suck, I apologize. Alot of these are kind of old-ish. I have several original stories floating around in my head and on my computer, and I eventually want to get them published. I was always told that the way to be a good writer is to just write alot, so most of my fanfics are just a fun way to practice. I'm getting better, so if the first few chapters of my stories aren't very good, bare with me. they do get better. As I said before, I accept tips and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Flaming is just immature and rude.

If a story drops off into oblivion, i am so sorry.

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.