Hello! I'm Mallory. I love to write! I'm also kind of stuck on writing in IM lingo and other crazy formats. I am a very excited person and may express the symptoms of Terets and ADHD *twitch, which I assure you I have not been diagnosed with(yet). Without further ado...may the catastrophe begin!

Quotes:

"I'm incognito. Call me Fred"-Apollo

"With great power...comes great need to take a nap." Nico di Angelo

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."-Me

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.