Heads up everyone; I've been operating under a new username, Amber Penglass for quite awhile now. A lot of the same old (Sailor Moon, still, of course. Those of you that liked Will of the Ring will want to check out Vow of Serenity.)

If any of you are really hoping to see some of my old works here continued, keep an eye on my 'Amber Penglass' alias, as I doubt I'll ever be deviating from that one like I did from this one. Why did I ever deviate, you ask? It finally occurred to me how hoakey and fangirlish Will of the Ring really was, and if I wanted to write some more serious stuff, I wanted/needed to establish a new facade. Yeah, I know, doesn't make must sense to me now, either...

Anyways, everyone go check me out under Amber Penglass- go through my favorites page, it's easier that way.

Peace out, all.

-Makura, aka Amber

"Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

"Don't worry, hang in there, you've still got a chance- Moses was a basket case, too."

"Don't make me come down there. -God"

"Lord, keep your arm around my shoulders, and your hand over my mouth."

"If you don't like your lot in life, change your life a lot!"

"A little girl's fingers may be small, but she can still wrap daddy around them!"

"I started out with nothing- I still have most of it left."

"Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree."

"'P.M.S.' = Purchase More Shoes."

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"

"So many books, only one liftime..."

"Women do to come with instructions! Just ask us and we'll give them to you!"

"Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. Then come talk to me. If you can get up here. -God"

"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."

"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt."

"Instant human. Just add coffee."

"Why do close-minded people always have open mouths?"

"'Well behaved' women rarely make history."

"My inner child wants chocolate NOW!"

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do- and a woman must do the rest."

"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it."

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend used to steal stuff all the time. Of course, when she realized it was wrong, she took it all back."