A collection of various shorts and longer omakes that I've posted on the AnimeSuki forums. Pretty much purely random gag stuff.

In the tenth month, the gods have abandoned humanity to gather in Izumo, leaving the world vulnerable to a swarm of bad jokes and miniature humor fics featuring Himeko, Chikane, and occasionally the rest of the Kannazuki no Miko cast!

[vampire!au] Countess Elsa has hidden herself away from the world, including her sister Lady Anna, for several years after their parents disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The reason for this becomes clear when Anna follows her to St. Idun's Cathedral in the dead of night, only to witness a horrific scene. [Warning: blood, icest, M for later chapters. HAPPY HALLOWEEN]

To help her brother reclaim their family's throne, Anna marries the Jesh Khaleesi, a fearsome Dothraki warlord. (Not that she had much choice, really, until she does.) [Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire AU][Elsanna, no incest]

Oneshots inspired by stories of seduction and transformation in Greek Myths and Ovid. Elsanna. All AUs. Incest only in chapters 1, 5 and 19. Mostly PWP.

AU. Slight OOC. Nanoha Takamachi has just transferred to the prestigious TSAB Academy, where she meets a carefree, irresponsible, sarcastic girl who infuriates her to no end, but still manages to capture her heart. NanoFate.

Anna has thrived so long by keeping people at arm's length. Elsa might not make it much longer keeping people at arm's length. Sometimes a touch is so much more than a touch. Prompt fill from tumblr. [Elsanna, Smut, Modern AU]

Sisters are orphaned, split at birth. One's a thief, the other a conwoman. There's paintings, diamond heists, forgotten identities, and an evil corporation. There's also a slow burn romance, which isn't the best when it's with your long-lost sister you never knew you had. So, accidental icest. Eventual Elsanna. Also a mAU, with electro/techno powers.

If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.

[AU] Arendelle's Army, led by Grand Marshal Elsa Frost is preparing for war. As advised by his officials, the King sends his only daughter and heir to the throne, Anna in his stead for the upcoming battle. How long would it take before Anna realises that Elsa was more than just the fearless leader of the army? [Elsanna, not incest] Cover by the amazing Lorelei.

The people of Cocoon never really stood out to her; they were faceless blurs that passed through her life as effortlessly as the wind, never overshadowing her priorities or distracting her from her path. But then she fell into her life, an enigma wrapped in a sari, bringing with her a raging storm that Lightning didn't know how to weather. •Lightning/Fang•

Money. That's why she married him, a filthy rich 'Duke' who never takes off his mask. It was a loveless commitment, but even so, she found herself unwillingly drawn into those blank crimson irises. What is the mysterious Duke hiding? And will she ever find true love? Nanofate, even if it starts with Yunoha.

Natsuki is hired as a bodyguard for the beautiful and popular heiress, Shizuru. In order to protect the princess from her vicious stalker, Natsuki must play the part of a prince and dress as a man. Some say that fairy tales end in happily ever after, but there is always a price to be paid... AU, OOC. All Mai Hime/Otome characters are the property of sunrise.

"…Elsa," like a snowflake, the younger girl's plea drifted on a gust of icy wind, carrying just far enough for the blonde to hear the note of despair. "Please, don't let him do this!" - Leading her kingdom out of the harsh winter she created, Elsa finds warmth in her younger sister, Anna. (Incest, and very dark themes in later chapters.

Pharaoh captures a new slave girl and finds herself falling for her prisoner. ShizNat and others, set over three thousand years into the past.

A collection of Shizuru and Natsuki based one-shots: #33-Natsuki wasn't sure when Keiki staying in their house changed from 'temporary' to 'permanent'. She couldn't place the moment that her home became Keiki's home too.

Natsuki's the dark-haired daughter of Hades and she's going to spend some time in Garderobe, where Shizuru, the goddess of charm, persuasion and seduction spends her days trying to escape the boredom of castle life.. and her eyes fall on Natsuki.

"Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored, you could tell them things and they won't judge you. This person is your soul mate. Don't ever let them go." (ON HIATUS)

The earth shudders at the footfalls of an awakened Shizuru Viola and the unfortunate Natsuki is caught in a web of age-old conspiracies. But gods stir in the flesh of mortal men once more and nothing is as it seems. ShizNat.

what do you call a romantically involved vampire and werewolf that try out for the same football team in college after high school? an awkward mess. a six part high school to college romance, featuring monsters. fang/lightning au. (sequel to The Absolute Athletic Admiration Society)

a werewolf and a vampire walk into a bar. just kidding. they meet on a football field for the high school championship game. a teenage monster love story in five parts. fang/lightning au

Reito and Shizuru have been together for quite a while, but when Reito's best friend Takeda introduces his new girlfriend Natsuki to the happy couple, things become chaotic. ShizNat AU

** Alternate Universe ** A vice ridden cop, a wealthy philanthropist with a dark secret, a trained killer...who is the monster and who is the victim? Eventual romantic FLight

This story is about love, friendship and all that good jazz ... maybe. It can be cracky at times but it's not toally pointless, I hope.

As most things do, it started with sex. Of course, there was more to it than that, but the thing everyone remembers is that there was sex involved at one point or another. Involving Setsuna, Konoka and the class of 6A. Part Twelve now up!

A retelling of Negima: Magister Negi Magi, but with everyone's gender reversed. How would the events of the manga play out if Negi had been a girl sent to teach at an all-boys school? Genderflip not intended for fetish purposes. :P

"She says she wants to see you one last time..." He entered the room, the doctor's words till ringing in his head. One last time... HanaXVivi oneshot! R n R please:

Fang grows up as a boy, but when femininity starts to develop, he's at a loss. Striving to fulfill the expectations of his admired father, Fang works to hide his girlish abnormalities in shame as he tries to perfect himself for his arranged marriage.

Following the events of Our Last Night. Fang and Lightning become separated by Fang's crystal stasis. Can their love withstand the test of time? Contains character death.

This was Written by Aloness, and unfortunately Her wonderful stories have all vanished, I had this Archived and decided I will share it with those who loved reading it. Until I am asked by Aloness to remove the story

She doesn't know what to make of the mess on her floor. Stares blankly at the clothes that had rained all over her carpet from the storm that had churned up her bed sheets and tossed her pillows away last night. ;Shizuru/Natsuki; ShizNat.

AU. Post FFXIII. Life with Lightning Farron following the fall of Cocoon, told through the eyes of one Oerba Yun Fang.

The daily exploits of Officers F. Testarossa and N. Takamachi while they tackle criminals, jaywalkers and everything in-between. Explosions, crazy families and gunfights all with a touch of UST? Equals a normal day at work... Cowritten with RadiantBeam.

Vivi spends his last moments with his beloved. Spoilers for ch. 58, based off it. ViviHana. T for language

The Annual Guardian Corps Ranking Contest. Lightning enters the competition as Fang watches.

I wasn't getting any sleep tonight, I knew I wasn't. And you wanna know why? Because I was stuck in a tent with Fang and Lightning tonight. FangLightning

Between dawn and the beginning of a new day, Fang takes it upon herself to give Lightning a proper wake up. FangLightning.

"Keep looking. It's been almost four months. There's got to be a shipping name for us," Light pressed. Ticked at the lack of a pairing portmanteau, Fang and Light discuss and argue the possibilities in the early hours of the morning. Fight or Flight?

At last! My long awaited KnM story! Please read, review and cry your guts out! Omake now included.

Do yourself a favor and don't take this seriously. Flames are perfectly welcome, however.

Nanoha convinces Fate to help with an unusual fundraiser, in order to help poor, young war orphans. Won't someone please think of the children?

“Is there a time that I didn’t forgive you Nanoha? Just don’t do them on public, please.” - Fate. “Do it later?” - Nanoha. “I heard it’s too big for your mouth, so hand it here.” - Hayate. Slight AU. NanoFate. Rated T bordering M?

This was written in response to the challange to write an alternate ending for the EPIC KISS scene in chapter 41. Vivi kisses Hana and her secret comes tumbling out. How does Vivi react to finding out that Hana is in love with him.

Vivi rolled his eyes for the third time that day. “Vivi”, she called out. He inwardly groaned. Troublesome, puberty was really troublesome.

Young Setsuna Sakurazaki has never seen fireworks before. On a exceptionally warm August day, Konoka Konoe feels that it's up to her to make sure she's the first to watch those beautiful bursts of light with her friend.

Hana drinks the Nigou potion in the hope that Vivi will kiss her. Oneshot.

“Vivi”, Hana complained, “I’m failing my French class because my teacher told me that Hana’s tongue isn’t trained and flexible enough”. Felten blushed, Vivi smirked. One-shot.

Chikane's plans toward the end of Episode 8 goes a little awry.

ATTENTION ALL READERS THIS STORY CONTAINS LOTS OF LEMON AND LAUGHS! and fluffy bits here and there Warning: please do not consume liquids during ur reading as acidents do happen. This is a oneshot on Natsuki and Shizuru's easter, everyone enjoy

‘No matter how much love and care you give them, if you encage them, they will not bloom. These flowers are forever rooted here.' Shizuru learns to love. Natsuki is loved, only after going through so much. AU Shiznat

[Parodyfic.] The events of Kannazuki no Miko retold in a cracked out and slightly perverted way. ChikanexHimekoness later on, of course.

Konoka and Setsuna have both graduated Mahora Academy. Both find themselves incredibly lonely, but perhaps they're closer together than they think! KonoSetsu, fluff. Rated conservatively for an intense kissing scene.

Early Halloween fic. Shiznat two-shot with vampires. Shizuru helps newly transformed Natsuki through her first feeding.

This is the story that is made up for one shots xYuki has made. Feel free to leave a request, she usually adds them in subtly. ; Read and review, cause xYuki's stories are HAWT! Seriously, read em. They're good. -3- Some are Angsty, but still good reads.

Negi wanting to get rid of the left over age changing pills, decided that there isn’t any harm in letting the others play with em. Last time he brought them out they had a real ball. But an accident occurs and it changes their lives dramatically.KonoSetsu

Mai Otome story. Natsuki is having thoughts on changing her life, leading to Shizuru feeling things that she never felt before, like worry over their relationship and jealousy. Will their love survive?

How can you assure a child that they aren’t alone after a nightmare? By letting them sleep with you, of course… ::One-shot:: ::Chikane x Himeko, postseries::

AU. One-shot. Crack-fic. Shizuru as Rumpelstiltskin?

shizuru ended up falling in love with her best friend but never got the chance to tell her how much she loves her... shiznat AU

A home for all those ficlet ideas. ShizNat will be in all stories.

Someone else is after Konoka and the magical power that is her inheritance. Can Setsuna and the rest of the Negima gang find and stop these new antagonists before it's too late? KonoSetsu story. That means yuri. You have been warned.

It doesn't matter how long it's been. The ghosts will haunt her until she faces them and puts them to rest. KonoSetsu. Complete.

Plagued by her recent dreams, Natsuki is finally hitting two zero. Somehow, all those dreams involve Shizuru...why is that? Are her hormones finally going out of control so badly that she'll jump her best friend? Teasing, humor, and multiple couples!

It may not fit into the anime or manga in any certain point, but it was its own little story that wouldn't get out of my head.

Short Shiznat stories. The title says it all. Yuri, R&R.

A collection of oneshots that revolve around one of the cutest couple in Mahou Sensei Negima! KonokaxSetsuna

A collection of oneshots on KonoSetsu. KonoSetsu. Warning: Shoujo ai

What do you get with a drunk Ojousama and a shy samurai? This story! Review!

After finding out that her parents have arranged for her to be married to someone she doesn't even know, Shizuru turns to Natsuki for help. ShizxNat. Lemon. Yuri.

Practicing kendo day in and day out in order to strengthen herself...in order to protect her beloved ojousama. However, sometimes protecting someone just isnt enough to show them how much you love them. setsukono fic [dunno wut rating it should be under]

Konosetsu let's just say Setsuna does a bit of....exploring

Negima Fic! The day has come for Setsuna to make a stand on her relationship with Konoka, and she's determined to do so. Assuming, of course, she figures out how.

NEGIMA FIC! This is my humble attempt at a bit of KonoSetsu fluff. Please excuse me if it's a rather routine fluffy fic. I've never written romance before. PLEASE review. And bombard the admins for a Negima category!