KeepItLEGIT

is totally too cool to talk to you right now.LAMZ

KeepItLEGIT is a joint account of Google Gajin (Tia XP) and NaruBaby2496 (Ryan XD)

We're two coolie chicks that enjoy writing fanfics. (HEY IT RHYMES!!)

Tia is definitely fourteen now. (WOOT!)

Ryan is totally fourteen 14. (YEAH)

We go to the same skool and therefore we associate our inner beings to create the uttermost intelligent fan fiction you have ever read in your sorry lives.

In The ToasteR (What we're Working On)

Barbie Is Stupid (SasuSaku):

Name: Haruno Sakura Age: 16 Residence: Konoha Occupation: Trying to ignore the utter hotness of Uchiha Sasuke and get this stupid photo shoot over with before Pig catches them making out in the Janitor’s closet. Ah, the life of a Sharigan Model…SasuSaku ON HIATUS (POSSIBLE BURNAGE)

Se7en (NaruHina, ShikaTema, SaiIno, SasuSaku, NejiTen): Seven Oneshots of-of-of-of- HINATA STOP STAMMERING! (of fluffy romances)

Kleptomania: Pens. Shoes. Buttons. Bags. I want them. And pffft, I aint payin' for it either. BURNT TOAST

What's With All These Squirreles? (Highschool-Canon Cross): A squirrel is a mammal. A nosy mammal. A diggy mammal. A twitchy mammal. An in your face, I almost ran over you in the street, What Are You Doing to my Flowers...mammal. We should all learn to avoid Squirreles.

Monopoly: AU; SasuSaku...A frail girl in Sakura's english class walked up the podium, essay in hand. "Sasuke Uchiha is an untouchable monopoly. There is one. There is no other. No one can melt his cold heart--" "Yeah, about that, great biography, but that is utter falseness." In Progress

Hide: Hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage! Those two crazy people trying to kill each other with plastic sporks during the middle of Kaka-sensei's daughter's birthday party are Sasuke and Sakura. They love each other. Just ignore the blood stained on their clothes. It washes out and is their way of showing LOVE. SasuSaku. :.Haitus.:

The Best Friend: Sakura woke up with a start, a cold sweat layering her skin. She glanced to her right, and whispered loudly, "Sasu-chan!" He cracked open an eyelid, "What?" She gathered her breath, "Okay, so I had a nightmare that you were a crazy psychopath shinobi on a mission to steal my Daddy's antidote, cure one of your equally psycho teammates, and then kill our school's principal and that, worst of all, you WEREN'T GAY and have been hot for me all ALONG." Sasuke blinked twice, his voice suddenly gone, until he cleared his throat. "That's why the call it a dream, then, Saku-chan..." And all that for a mission? Ugh, he better make ANBU this year. SS AU In Progress

FResh BRead (What we've Finished)

BuRnt Toast (What we've Diminished)

When Bricks Fall From The Sky.

Ryan's Rendevous (Stories NaruBaby2496 is Doing)

Barbie Is Stupid: Status: First Chapter-100 percent Second Chapter- 100 percent Third Chapter- 100 percent Fourth Chapter-3 percent lol :Haitus:

Monopoly:

Chapter One-applesauce, meet my hatelist: 100 Percent Complete

Chapter Two-guess who luvs ME! yes, u r gellin: 100 Percent

Chapter Three-shikashake that in jail!LOLZ: 100 Percent

Chapter Four-pretty plz with a me on top?: 100 Percent

Chapter Five- kakashi equals bumsauce!: 100 Percent

Chapter Six- Her Ass Ment: 100 Percent

Chapter Seven- hisss, i'm a snakehissssss: 100 Percent

Chapter Eight-boom POW: 100 Percent

Chapter Nine-5Course Dinner: 9 Percent

Preview of Latest Chapter: "So...should I mention that I hate tomatoes with a vengeance or is that a bad idea?"

Hide: Status:

First Chapter- 100 percent Chapter Two - 100 Percent Chapter Three - Eh. I'm working on it. :.Haitus.:

Tia's Tactics (Stories Google Gaijin is Doing)

All other stories are either still forming in our brains, undecided on who is going to write which, or both.

FANFICTION SURVEY

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How many fanfiction do you have submitted? On this account, 4, on my other one (Narubaby2496) 17. GRAND TOTAL: 21. Yes, I used a calculator.

Which one has the most reviews? On here, Monopoly. On my other one One Year.

Least? Eh...on here...the little coffee cup...on the other one a poem called The Untitled.

Which fanfiction has the most words? Monopoly and One Year.

Which fanfiction has the most chapters? One Year with a ridiculous 29!

What category are the majority of you fanfics in? They're all in Naruto...I'm a guilty Narutard. XP

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity? Both? LOL. I've learned that the more reviews you have, the more likely it'll be read by people, so...even though the little ones sometimes irritate me, I'll say quanity.

Have any of your fanfics made it into at least on C2? Most of them have.

Are any of you fanfics on at least one person's favorite list? All of them are, I'm pretty sure.

Are any of your fanfics on at least one person's alert list? All of them are.

What genre do you most frequently write in? Romance/Humor, Humor/Romance; whatever floats your boat.

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter? Sometimes, but most usually after.

Do you update frequently? ...Oh look! A bird is humping air!

Do you frequently use original characters? Uh-huh. I have a lot.

Are any of your fanfics based on things that happened to you in real life? At times yeah. I usually base Sakura's character off of me, so...

Naruto Quiz

Label your own fave 1-12 favorite character, then answer the questions. COPY Y PASTE!

1. Jiraiya

2. Hinata

3. Kiba

4. Sakura

5. Naruto

6. Kakashi

7. Sasuke

8. Tsunade

9. Shikamaru

10. Temari

11. Ino

12. Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kakashi/Ino? Eh...no? But they probably exist with all the mega pervs out there. LOL

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sakura?! Um...I'm not gay, but, she's pretty. Um...easily an 8, 8.3. XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Gaara got Tsunade pregnant?!...Super depressed, super anger management issued children with drinking and suicidal problems?

4) Do you recall in fics about Nine?

Shika-kun? Yeah, my favorite little bum!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hinata and Kakashi!? Um. I don't know. NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Naruto/Shikamaru or Naruto/Temari...I'm against YAOI so Five/Ten, I guess.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sasuke walking in on Hinata and Gaara having sex? LMAO...the possibilities!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

He liked dogs. She liked wind. It all started one windy day at the dogbeach, and it ended...KibaTema (BARF; lol, thank you Akamaru!)

9) Is there such a thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jiraiya/Tsunade? Yeah! They love each other! HEARTS!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Gaara and Sasuke! YES!

Um...I Have A Razor If I Can Borrow Your Eyeliner: A Friendship Blooms

11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Kiba? THAT WOULD BE ME!!!

12) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

I draw Ino sometimes. I like her hair.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write a Two/Four/Five?

A Hina/Saku/Naru? Um...yeah. That'd be cool as long as Hinata wins. ^^

14) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"GAARA! GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN FAN AND STOP PAINTING ON KANKUROU'S FACE, DAMNIT!" big sisters...

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hm...Tsunade? Easy Choice: Shots by LMFAO. LOL

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jiraiya/Kakashi/Gaara? WARNING: Excessive abuse of porn, beer, teddy bears, and little Kazekages!

17) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Temari: "So...I heard you had pillows underneath your jacket? Can I take a nap?

Hinata: "Eh, Temari, I'm not gay."

PRICELESS.

18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Ino describing a relationship between Hinata and Tsunade?

"Hm...I guess big boobs do run in the family..."

19) How emo is Seven?

How emo is Sasuke? DID YOU SERIOUSLY ASK THAT QUESTION?!?! Walk out; walk out right now.

20) (random number)/(random number) or Four/Seven?

Lol...I pick Nine and Six...so thats Shikamaru/Kakashi or Sasu/Saku...

XD XD XD XD XD XD For the sake of LAWLS I pick Shika/Kaka.

Any thing else you wanna know?! Too bad! Go take a number or something; take a picture it'll last longer!

PM us. LOL

Hiya, Ryan here! If you haven't noticed by now, me and Tia changed our pen named. Actually, I think we're gonna change it alot because looking at the same thing for more than two months is aggravating. So, here are our previous names (underlined, italicized) and our name now (bolded).

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