My nickname is Cori so you can call me that if you want. I love practically everything Looney Tunes, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Animaniacs, Sonic and Invader Zim (Except for the slash pairings. I have absolutely nothing against people like that, but I believe taking that into the cartoon world is just...weird. Again, nothing against them) I am proud to be an American citizen and Christian, though again, I have nothing against those with other beliefs.

Sorry about the apolagies over everything, I just don't want to offend anyone!!

Name Quiz!

YOUR REAL NAME:

Courtney (Or Cori)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Corizzle (O.o Thank gosh I'm not a gangster..)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Agent Orange Horse (...no comment...)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Anne Mulberry (Not bad, but there's like fifty million 'Anne's' for operas...)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Boncoill (Weird huh? But definetely original)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Yellow Milk!! (Oooo that sounds gross. More like super villian name...)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Onnisme (Not bad)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Dianne (I don't like it! Not original enough)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Kiki!! (LOL)

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. insert the word "of"
4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Ttenocaryet Of Gummy Bear Vitamins (LOL that's original)

LIST YOUR TOP TEN SONIC CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Cream

2. Charmy

3. Rouge

4. Amy

5. Tails

6. Sonic

7. Bokkun

8. Shadow

9. Knuckles

10. Cosmo

What would you do if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me-What?!

Cream-I just wanted to tell you that you fell asleep in your day clothes. You shouldn't do that, it's not comfortable.

Me-*groans*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering

Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rogue-HOLY SH*T!

Number 4 announced that he or she's going to marry 9 tomorrow

Me-It's not that bad of a pairing, and I'd be happy for them I guess. O.o

Number 5 cooked you dinner.

Tails-Glad Cream taught me how to cook. ^.^

Me-What's in this?

Tails-Uhhh... ^^;

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping.

I would not dare wake him...maybe... *evil grin*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

That's weird huh? Maybe I'm part robot...

Number 8 got into hospital somehow.

Me-So much for ultimate lifeform.

Shadow-What was that?

Me-NOTHING! ^-^;

Number 9 made fun of your friend

Me-WHO THE HE- Knuckles?!? That's not good. 'Kay buds, you're on your own

Number 10 ignored you all the time.

Me: Cosmo?

Cosmo-...

Me-COSMO?

Cosmo-...

Me-I'll get the weed killer...

Cosmo-I'm awake! ^.^

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Cream? Cream the Rabbit? Uhhhhhhhh... IDK!!

You're are on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do ?

He'd probably think it was funny. Then he'd take me to the hospital...laughing.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Me-*takes present and rips it open* A bracelet! Oh, look at the crystals.

Rouge-They're fake, sweetheart.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

She'd save herself, then realize she left me and smack a hole in the wall with her hammer

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Probably stop me, thank God

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Me-Alright, Cream. I'm about to marry an alien tree. When the preacher says "Speak now or forever hold your peace" you stand up and say. "STOP THE WEDDING" Got it?

Cream-O.o

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'd annoy me. But that's why he's even on this list, he's so annoying it's cute. ^.^ So I'd be happy

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

YAY TIME TO PUNCH OTHER TEAMS XD

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cosmo-Please stop laughing, you'll blow our cover!

Me-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cosmo-Ummm... I like a bug!

Me-I know! HAHAHAHAHA

Cosmo-He has a stinger...?? ^^'

Me-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Number 2 tells you about his or her deeply hidden love for number 9

Me-*gets gun* SAY ITS A JOKE OR I'LL SHOOT!!!!!
Charmy-IT'S A JOKE!!! IT'S A JOKE!!!

You're dating 3 and he or she introduces you to his or her parents. Would you get along?

Since when am I...ya know, not straight?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means that Amy thinks Knuckles has a pretty gem that would look good on her wedding ring to marry Sonic.

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No. Never. EVER.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Haha. Not surprised.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I knew it. He wants to make fun of me. AT LEAST I ACTUALLY HAVE HAIR

Number 8 thinks he or she'll never get a girl or boyfriend. What will you tell him or her?

Me-Silly Shadow. Obviously you've never met your fanbase. Or my sister.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending a email. Now what?

Me-You send e-mails? O.o

Knuckles-*blush*

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

EVERTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're obviously discussing how hard it is to crush on super-speedy hedgehogs.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No...

Would 2 trust 5?

Maybe... I mean, they're friends I guess.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Cosmo-*ignores*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick?

Hmm. Tails would definetely be the whole tech stuff. Cream? Maybe nursing..?

If 6 and 3 would make a dinner what would they make?

Something with chili dogs in it.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Knuckles and Bokkun? Messengers...But that only fits Bokkun. *shrug*

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl or boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Knuckles-Hey look Sonic! I drew Amy!

Sonic-*blushes*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is conversation about?

Uhhh...They're talking about...*shrug*

1 accidentally kicked 10.

Cream-So sorry Cosmo!

Cosmo-Aww. ^.^ It's alright.

2 sent a message to her or his bf or gf but 9 got it. What would 9 do?

AKWARD.

5 and 6 did a workout together.

Sonic and Tails? Well I guess they are best friends

6 noticed he or she wasn't invited to your birthday.

Uh oh.

7 won the lottery.

Bokkun-YAY Look at me! I'm rich and you're not, ha!

Me-Hand over the ticket. You know I bought it.

Bokkun-NOOOOOO It's mine!!!!!!

8 had quite a secret.

Shadow? He has plenty of secrets, that's why he's on this list ^-^

9 became a singer.

Knuckles? PWAHA

10 got a daughter.

Cosmo? I guess she'd be a good mom

What would 1 think of 2?

Aww, someone that's as old as me. Now Cheese and I have a new friend. :-)

How would 3 greet 4?

Rouge-Hey, where's your boyfriend, chick?

Amy-Not here, and NO he didn't leave me. :(

What would 4 envy about 5?

Amy?! Envy?! I don't know. Tails is smart. Umm...maybe he's closer to Sonic than she is?!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

They are best friends, so maybe it's like the dreams I have. Where I do something stupid and my friends save me..

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

I know! They..nu-uh...maybe they- nope...Uhhhh...

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If Shadow completely ignored Bokkun, the little robot would probably lose his crackers

Where would 8 meet 9?

Maybe fighting Sonic? Knuckles might be there. *shrug*

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Knuckles-That stupid bee is always in the way...

Cosmo-What?! (CHARSMO FTW!!!!)

What would make 10 scared of 1?

If Cosmo ever tries to take Tails from Cream. Man, Cosmo BETTER be scared.

Is 3 gay?

I don't think so. She's pretty flirty with guys to be homosexual.

You are drowning, how does 9 react?

Me-Knuckles, save me!

Knuckles-*glances at me* Why?

Me-Because I'm drow- *goes under*

Knuckles-*sighes and saves me*

Would you be happy on a date with 8?

Shadow? Sure I guess

What would make 7 go head over heels for 10?

Bokkun and Cosmo? Is there even a fan group for that? (There probably is)

6 is having a secret affair with 3. What does 1 do?

Sonic and Rouge? Ok, I KNOW there's a fan group for that.

5 is having trouble sleeping and calls 2. What happens?

Tails calls Charmy for help? Does the little guy even sleep? He probably finds it boring.

You catch 3 looking through your personal belongings. What do you do?

Me-Rouge!?!?!?!

Rouge-What?! You act like I might steal something! *looks through jewelry*

Switch it round. 3 catches you looking though their personal belongings. What does he or she do?

Rouge-Keep your hands off of my-

Me-Who's this Rouge?? *holds up picture of Shadow*

2 finds some very embarrassing home videos from when you were a baby. What do he/she do with them?

Oh god. CHARMY GOT THE VIDEOS. I'm more than screwed, peeps.

4 turns out to be a secret movie star.

Amy? Not surprised

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Amy invites Rouge? This'll be good.

If you had to sleep over at either Eight's or One's house, who would it be?

Definetely Cream. She'd would DEFINETLY be nicer about it

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in. What happens?

Bokkun and...and Ch-ch-charmy? I-I...*pulls out weed killer*

Three has to marry eight, four or nine. Who will he/she choose?

Rouge has to mary Shadow, Amy or Knuckles. Personally, I support ShadowXRouge, but as long as it's not Amy, Knuckles or Shadow's good.

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?

Bokkun kidnaps Charmy and demands something from Tails?

Bokkun-GIVE ME THE BUNNY AND NO ONE GETS HURT. (For anyone who doesn't know Bokkun has a crush on Cream)

Tails- NEVER!!!!!!! YOU CAN KEEP HIM!

Charmy-So much for friends, huh?

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Cream would make something sweet, like cupcakes or brownies. Then she'd give one to every member in the audience out of the kindness of her heart.

One and Nine are locked in a closet. What happens?

SOMEONE SAVE CREAM!

Tails somehow scientifically gets the door open*

Me-What are you two doing? *Knuckles and Cream are playing go fish*

Knuckles-Fish go!

Cream-No, Mr. Knuckles, it's go fish. And besides, Tails is a fox not a fish. :-)

10 and 7 have been locked in a room. What are they doing?

Again, is there a fan group for this couple? I don't support it, but I'm curious

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Shadow might be a bit angry at you two. (What a coincidence! I completely support this couple!)

One is late for two's and ten's wedding. What happens? And why were they late?

Cream had to help Cheese tied his bowtie, but she shows up and everyone forgives her. (Again I wuv charsmo)

2 and 6 are dancing. What happens when 4 sees them?

Amy-O.O

5 throws a pear at 1. What happens?

Cream falls on impact and Tails runs to her. (The old damsel in distress pull ^.^)

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

'Course she does This is ROUGE we're talking about! She always gets away...

Everyone goes after 10. Does he/she have a chance?

Ok, no. Cosmo wouldn't stand a chance against everyone. (But then Charmy would save her and fly her away... at least according to me)

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Amy? We're both girls.

What is the reason that you want to kill 5?

He hasn't gotten together with one yet.

What's the worst thing that can happen to 1?

If Cheese passed away, all would be lost. (At least until a certain two tailed yellow fox saves her!...)

Tails-Who?! Me?

Me-YES YOU!

You and 2 team up in something. What is that something?

We will get Cosmo to fall in love with Charmy by sundown.

Charmy-Cori, I can do this on my-

Me-NO. No. I shall help! At least until lunch then I have to go home.

What would happen if 3 laughed at 5?

Tails-What are you laughing at?

Rouge-I think it's cute that you like that bunny but won't say anything. If you got some confidence maybe you could actually get a girlfriend.

Tails-*blushes*

What would happen if 1 went on a shopping spree with 6?

Cream and Sonic? They would buy chili dogs and yummy stuff. And Sonic would carry all the bags.

What would happen if 1 and 2 fell in love!?

Cream and Charmy? It's not a bad pairing, but I MUCH prefer Taiream and Charsmo.

What would happen if 6 got snowed in at 5's house?

The only problem with that is Sonic would feel trapped.

What would 5 do if he got snowed in at 7's house?

Bokkun would think it's funny and annoy Tails until his cute fox ears fell off.

What would 3 do if he found out he was in 5's body?

Rouge? Inside Tails? I'm stumped.

Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nope

What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

He'd probably laugh, I'd scream and my eyes would bleed

Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

No.

If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Amy is the only girl. SORRY SONIC! XD

Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

I don't think so

What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

He'd laugh, I'd cry becuase I don't like that couple. A fox kissing a plant scares me.

Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Slap Rouge.

Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Shadow walks into Cosmo's room? Weird...

8 and 9 get on TV. Why?

They umm... they uhhh...IDK

Nine and Ten get married and Eight and Two are late for the wedding. What do they do?

Shadow-Quick, Charmy fly us!

Charmy-Really, weddings are boring. Why are we even going?

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Charmy-Knuckles, stupid Knuckles, show your face and I'll STING YOU!! :(

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

Tails and Knuckles, drunk? Knock 'em out. Into separate rooms they go! ^-^

Have you ever written about six/eight?

As a pairing? No. As, like, rivals or something of that matter? I might.

Is nine a major character?

Yup.

Do one and three make a good couple?

Cream and Rouge? NOOOOO YURI

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Shadow. Definetely. And maybe Knuckles

Three/Two or Three/One?

Between the two, I'd go with RougeXCharmy. *throws up*

Five/Nine or five/ten?

Between the two I'd go with taismo

What is a good shipping name for a 4 and 9 pairing?

Knuxamy. (I think that's actually a pairing people support! I don't though.)

What is a good shipping name for a 2 and 7 pairing?

I'd call that ship crap.

Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort short story?

What's up with all the Bokksmo in this quiz? Jeez.

Do you draw or write eight?

Neither yet!

Would you write a short story about nine/four/five?

I don't think I could. Knuckles/Amy/Tails??

If you wrote a one/six/nine short story, what would the warning be?

Cream/Sonic/Knuckles?

WARNING: UTTER DISASTER

4, 10, 5, and 6 are invited to 7's home for a party. What happens?

Amy, Cosmo, Tails and Sonic are invited to Bokkun's house for a party? Dear Chaos.

10 has a birthday, and invites 2, 7, 6, and 9 to his party. What kind of chaos ensues?

Cosmo has a birthday and invites Charmy, Bokkun, Sonic and Knuckles to her party. The chaos would be that weird, akward silence you get when you don't know many of the people.

5 and 7 go to a day camp. What happens?

Tails and Bokkun. Tails would fix stuff, and Bokkun would get kicked out for annoying the camp counsler.

What do you think of Four/Three? Obviously Three/One surpasses it.

NEITHER. I DON'T LIKE YURI.

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond?

Amy-NO. I love Sonic.

Charmy-Oh. OK. You were getting boring anyway. *flies off*

Amy-What'd ya mean boring? JERK!

10 hates you. Why?

Probably because I defended her hater group on deviantart. Now I like her though! Cosmo! Please, I don't hate you!

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?

Charmy and Sonic? Shoot, Charmy! FLY! FLY AWAY!

6 loses her memory. You have to give her a new memory. What do you say to her?

Me-Sonic, listen to me. You love Amy, ok?

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him up?

Me-O.o I'm stumped truly.

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One of the funniest things i've ever read:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

Things To do in Walmart:

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black
"When I grew up I was black,
"When I'm sick I'm black,
"When I go in the sun I'm black,
"When I'm cold I'm black,
"When I die I'll be black.
"But you sir...
"When you're born you're pink,
"When you grow up you're white,
"When you're sick, you're green,
"When you go in the sun you turn red,
"When you're cold you turn blue,
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

There are three types of people in the world: those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and those who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.

Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarette, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual.

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy

Am I a tomboy or a regular girl? (the ones with stars are my selections)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.*
You love jeans.*
dogs are better than cats*
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.*
Shopping is torture.*
Sad movies suck*
You own/ed an X-Box. (I own one!)*

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.*

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.*
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.*
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.*
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.*
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.*
Sports are fun*
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You love to play fight

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.*
You love to shop. (Depends what for)
You wear eyeliner. (only sometimes) / (Half star)
You wear the color pink. *
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (A couple) /
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars(Never seen 'em) *
You were in gymnastics/dance *
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. *
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. *
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.*
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.*
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 9

I'm such a guy =P

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Star the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails*
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it*
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking*
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking*
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself*
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand*
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull*
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push*
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion*
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else*
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble*
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it*
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard*
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name*
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on*
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.*
23. Have run into a closed door*
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it*
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke*
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk*
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it*
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside*
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else*
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in*
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard*
39. Walked into a pole*
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident*
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house*
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on*
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small*
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.*
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it*
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up*
48. Have poked yourself in the eye*
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on*
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil*
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it*
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.*
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were*
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on*
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.*
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it*
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny*
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence*
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person*
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side*
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions*
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it*
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.*
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught*
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face*
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb*
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid*
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it*
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band*
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't*
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people*
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again*
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone*
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people*
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.*
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil*
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them*
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story*
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before*
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.*
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

66 out of 100. MAN I AM STUPID.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do is copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Love your enemies...they hate it

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

he told his friends that it was cool

and when he pulled the trigger back

it shot with a great, huge crack

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, got straight A's and even got the gold!

when I went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry I had to go, But Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mommy please tell daddy; that I love him very much

and please tell Zack; my boyfriend; it wasnt just a crush

and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now;

and tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now.

and tell my friends; that they were always the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

mommy, please tell my teachers I won't show up for class

and to never forget this, and please don't let it pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserved this.

but Mommy it's not fair, I left without a kiss

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

but Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

when I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try something new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now,the time is getting late

Mommy tell my Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true

and Mommy all I need to say is, "I love you."

In memory of The Columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost

you have 2 choices:

1) Pass this on and show people you care as "Try not to cry"

2) Don't pass it, and you've just proven how cold-hearted you are...

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus

“For I know, the plans I have for you.”

“Plans to prosper and not to harm you.”

“Plans to give you a hope and a future.”

Jeremiah 29: 11

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say - right before you say it - copy this into your profile!

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't re-post it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you

This is a really, really, really long profile. If you have a really, really, really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer!!