Hey, random people I most likely don't know! I'm DeepSentinel

I'm in high school, my favorite color is blue, Krist-chan says I'm obsessed with anime and manga so much that it scares her some times, the dances at my school suck, and my dad played pro lacrosse in Australia and Canada (I'm not joking).

I like anime (mainly Hetalia), vocaloid, zip lines, sparkles, long logs, survival stories (only in books, the TV shows and movies are just... weird), frogs, willows, islands, martial arts, stabbing random people with fish sticks repetitively, weird stuff (in a good way, not like the survival TV shows and movies), and reading.

I don't like show offs, bossy people, homework, my mom telling me to clean up my room, my mom telling me to turn off the computer, seaweed, my little brother, and anything that has to do with nuts (both people and the edible thing). Oh, and people who are too lazy to review.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Anime-kitty10, Angelic Sakura Blossom, starlightmint72, Haruka Hoshine

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Fifty fun things to do during an exam

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, and sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.
9. on the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.”If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turret’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . . . ).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (I. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, and say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

yes, I know that there are only 45, but I wanted to see if you caught it. ;D

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really like writing these things and don't know why but don't plan to stop soon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you are a very scary person, copy this into your profile.

If Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers must die, copy this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you're weird, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . Crazy is screaming 'CHEEESEEE!' on a roller coaster drop. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is too long and you’re loving it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.

If fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to others, copy and paste

If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

“When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”

"When Life gives you lemons, chuck them back at Life's face."

“When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

"When Life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!"

“When Life gives you lemons, laugh and wiggle your eyebrows. Then let the deprived people wonder why.”

"When Life gives you Lemons, trade them for bananas. Then hang them outside your window. Len will come eventually."

“When Life gives you lemons, keep them. I mean, hey, it’s free lemons.”

"When Life gives you lemons, Give them to your local Jaisan."

"Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator."

"Weleaveimmediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "We leave in five hours!"

Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you find yourself in a hole, make mud pies from the dirt.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me.

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, FieldOfPaperFlowers)

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." (*nods in approval*)

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? (Well, I'll use a pen when I don't have access to a pencil or started the story in pen. I like to keep the writing utesil consistant. It also helps when I'm trying to find a rough draft.)

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. (Oh, Yeah, baby! I started laughing in French class, and didn't stop for twenty minutes. My teacher and classmates were worried. Silly classmates.)

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. (Nods)

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. (Cookie! *starts to drool*)

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. (Not really. There's this cool thing called "recycling")

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. (Always. I've gotten weird looks from saying that)

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. (I don't get this one)

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (Don't you know it.)

1. You repost this into your profile! :)

If you love writing but hate it when other people tell you what to write, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it sometimes takes you longer to read a fanfic author's profile than their story, copy and past this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Fullmetal Alchemist (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Edward is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other FMA related thing you can think of about FMA or the FMA characters. Crazy is when you can open up a FMA volume and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the FMA mangas covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you hit yourself with your text book instead of reading it. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you do the snoopy dance just because you can. Crazy is when you sing 'I like big butts' as loud as you can riding in a car with the windows down right after a town get together. Crazy is when you threaten your best friend to read and/ or watch FMA NOW or you'll hit them with your social studies textbook; then later if they don't read it get semi-mad at them then giggle your head off. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Len Kagamine pictures to your locker and when someone asks why you think he's so awesome, you say: "Cause he's Len! Duh!" Crazy is when you start talking about Vocaloid, notice the people around you are staring at you weirdly, and continue talking. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king (uh, no, that would be Iggy) who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good (mreader1, St. Fang of Boredom, boredomsucks101, servant of matryoshka, Haruka Hoshine)

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away, I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I'll laugh harder.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

When life hands you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges instead.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

97% of teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off the Empire State Building. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% that would show up with popcorn and a camera.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say "It's becuase your gay isn't it?" Or "Seven days..." preferably both.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS:Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are out there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Soccer is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Did you know 'gullible' isn't a word?

8/5 of all people do not understand fractions.

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Seven

Cruel

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

OH MY GOD! The rain is WET!!

I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing.

Stop being so stupid...it's my turn.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

There are three sides of an arguement. Your side, my side, and the right side.

Whatever it is, I DIDN'T DO IT!

Adults are just kids with money.

When all else fails, blow sh*t up.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough!

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks." The other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

There was a woman on the plane who was eating an apple. She thought it was too sweet, so she threw it out the window. There was another woman eating a lemon. She thought it was too sour, so she threw it out the window. Then there was a man who was eating a grenade. He thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the plane. When the plane landed, the three decided to walk together. They came across a little girl who was crying. "Little girl, little girl! Why're you crying?" They asked her. "An apple fell from the sky and killed my kitty!" She sniffed. As they moved on, they came across a little boy who was also crying. "Little boy, little boy! Why are you crying?" They asked him. "A lemon fell from the sky and killed my puppy!" He wailed. The three moved on, after comforting him, and then ran across a blonde sitting on the sidewalk, laughing her butt off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" They asked her. The woman tried to calm down. "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!!

I missed my brother...but my aim is improving!

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.

You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Don't get mad; get sadistic. (Se-chan's motto!)

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'

I'm the kind of person who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.

I'm the kind of person who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.

I'm the kind of person who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!

I'm the kind of person who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.

I'm the kind of person who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.

I'm the kind of person who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"

I'm the kind of person who reads rather than watching television.

I'm the kind of person who is considered weird.

I'm the kind of person who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.

I'm the kind of person who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.

I'm the kind of person who plots with evil fictional characters.

I'm the kind of person who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.

I'm the kind of person who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.

I'm the kind of person who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.

I'm the kind of person who wishes there was a law against stupidity.

I'm the kind of person who finds what's lost where I already looked.

If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is a fictional character, copy this into your profile.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.

2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.

3. Sing Show Tunes.

4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.

5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.

6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.

7. Churn some butter.

8. Conceive a brand new language.

9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.

10. Plot revenge against someone.

11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.

12. See how long you can hold your breath.

13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.

14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.

15. Change seats every three minutes.

16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.

17. Shave.

18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it".

19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.

20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.

21. Start a wave.

22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.

23. Roast marshmellows.

24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.

25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.

26. Take apart your desk.

27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.

28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.

29. Do a quick tapdance routine.

30. Try bird-watching.

31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".

32. Throw your backpack at someone.

33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".

34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.

35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it".

36. Make a sundial.

37. Give yourself a new identity.

38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.

39. Dig an escape tunnel.

40. See how long you can draw on the person behind you before they try to steal your pen/pencil/marker

Copy and paste this if you represnt anyone of these Vocaliod characters. (Bold ones are YOU!)

I am a Miku- The type of girl that has a new boyfriend every second and trys to take up the spotlight.

I am a Rin- Violent and jeolous and pull other people into my problems.

I am a Len- The smart, sane one. (Though I sometimes question my sanity...)

I am a Meiko- Who loves beer, beating up a certian blue-haired ice cream freak, and loves beer.

I am a Kaito- Loves ice cream like there is no tomorrow and always gets abused for one reason or another.

I am a Gakupo- A pervert who likes eggplant and gets beaten down by a certain tuna-lover.

I am a Luka-A woman with a huge bust, loves fish and beats down a certain pervert.

I am a Gumi- A person who is unliked because she looks like a certain someone.

I am a Teto- Loud, chidish and hyper-active.

I am a Haku- A person that whines about how horrible her life is and drinks sake.

I am a Neru- Violent and tsundere person. Who loves to text 24/7

I am a Dell- a workholic that get's easily pissed off and loves to smoke.

I am a Rui- Lady-like at first galance...but a raging yandere-manic when someone goes near her man.

I am a Rei- Smart, but gets angry when someone goes near his woman.

I am a Tako Luka- something werid and freaky. So freaky that nonody would wat to go near it...but at the same time has cute moments.

I am a Miki- A person who loves cherries and has the almost same voice as gumi.

I am a Yuki- Cute!

I am a Sweet Ann- A person with sicthing across her/his neck, who loves fried chicken and does not know how to speak japanese. (though I do know a little)

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China (Must I say anything?)

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies (...seriously?)

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)