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COURTNEY DUNCAN!
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Duncan
_ _D+C_ _ And
_ _ _Courtney
_ _ _ Forever_ _

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Dunca
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Duncan&
Duncan&C
Duncan&Co
Duncan&Cou
Duncan&Cour
Duncan&Court
Duncan&Courtn
Duncan&Courtne
Duncan&Courtney
Duncan&Courtney4
Duncan&Courtney4e
Duncan&Courtney4ev
Duncan&Courtney4eve
Duncan&Courtney4ever
Duncan&Courtney4ever!

DxG= no romance

DxL= no romance

DxH= no romance

CxN= no romance

CxT= no romance

CxJ= no romance

DxC= love, romance, chemistry, feelings for one another, opposites attracting, and proving that every other couple sucks except for those two!

-Long story short, Duncan/ anyone who isn't Courtney and Courtney/ anyone who isn't Duncan shall DIE! Those two are meant for each other!

So, how Asian are you?
(x) Both of your parents are from Asia
(x) You use the term "Azn"
(x) You think DDR is fun
(x) You've watched lots of anime
(x) You like Korean drama
(x) You have stuff hanging on your phone
(x) Your parents want you to marry within your own race
() You drink lemon tea

Xs so far: 7

(x) You style your hair
(x) You have a mebo / myspace / friendster / facebook
(x) You speak languages other than English
(x) Your parents are strict
(x) Your parents have high expectations of you
(x) You always get A's/B's on your report
(x) You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
(x) You know your multiplication table
(x) You play badminton or table tennis
() You've seen the Asian version The Ring and/or The Grudge

Xs so far: 15

() You own an Asian car (parents)
(x) You're not the only child
(x) You've gotten little red envelopes around February
(x) You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do.
(x) ( girl ) You prefer white guys over asian guys( guy ) You prefer asian girls
(x) Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
(x) You play video games

Xs so far: 21

(x) Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
(x) You have karaoke at home
() You know BoA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt
(x) You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
(x) You have incense sticks in your house
(x) You own a gaming console
(x) You play a musical instrument
(x) You get nothing if you do well in school

Xs so far: 28

(x) Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
(x) You have Asian Songs on your computer or iPod
() You don't like football
(x) You have a curfew
(x) You know what ulzzang/tb means
() You know what purikura is
()You like bubble tea
(x) Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
() You've played final fantasy
() You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 32

(x) You get mostly "No"'s when you ask your parents for permission for something
(x) You've heard the song "Got rice?"
() You have a tutor
(x) You've had pockys or yan yan before
(x) When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"

X's so far: 36

( 1-10= Southerner)
(11-20= American)
(20-30= European)
(31-40= Azn Boy or Girl)
(41-50= Super Azn Boy or Girl)

AGAINST SCHOOL VIOLENCE

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

The most sad poem I have ever read! Child abuse... MAKE IT STOP!

My name is Jackie

I am only three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Jackie

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Beth:

(x) You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
( ) You wear/used to wear braces
(X) Singing is one of your hobbies
(x) You easily fall for the eye candy
( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
Total: 4

Bridgette:

( ) You surf
( ) You're a vegetarian
(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(X) You get along with everybody
( ) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 3

Cody:

(X) You love technology
( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(X) You are a quick healer
( ) You easily get sun burn
(X) You have a gap between your front teeth
(x) A poor diet scares you
( ) You play the keyboard
(X) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 5

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT
(X) You want everything right
(X) You get mad easily
(X) Everything is important to you
(x) You are/were on the Student Council
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you
( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 5

DJ

(X) You love animals
( ) Everybody loves you
(X) You've been raised right
( ) Everybody is your friend
() You are most of the time happy
( ) You never get mad
(X) You get scared easily
(X) Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 4

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk
( ) You've been to jail/juvie
(X) You love skulls and crossbones
(X) You have piercings (Ear piercings)
(X) Green is one of your favorite colors
(X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You pick on dorks
(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 5

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
(X) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
(x) Happiness is not your forte
( ) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
Count: 2

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled
(x) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh"
(X) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
( ) You pick your nose often
( ) You have no friends
(X) You are pale
Count: 3

Geoff:

(X) You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
(X) You're the youngest sibling in your family
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
(X) You are invited to all of the parties
(X) You skateboard
Count: 4

Gwen:

( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
( ) You wear fishnets and black
( ) You make the first move
( ) Preppy things piss you off
(X) Annoying things irk you up
Count: 1

Harold:

( ) You can be a pervert at some times
( ) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(X) You're a dork/nerd (Just because I have glasses does NOT make me a nerd!!!)
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(X) You read comics
( ) You breathe loud
( ) You get picked on most of the time
( ) You save chewed gum
Count: 2

Heather:

(X) You're the Queen Bee
( ) You are/were a cheerleader
(X) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(X) You often get embarrassed sometimes
(X) Weird people make you mad
( ) You break couples up
(X) You often call people "losers" (Only in private,when they can't hear!)
( ) You are never trusted
Count: 5

E-Scope

(X) You're crazy/psycho (Funny crazy)
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
( ) You're a redhead
( ) Fire is your addiction
(X) You love acting silly
(X) You run a lot
(X) You want to be called by your nickname
( ) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 4

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy
( ) People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
(X) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
(X) You're gorgeous
Count: 2

Katie

( ) You have a BFFFL (that is so lame, I have a BFF though)
( ) You have big hips, but skinny body
(X) You're pretty
(X) You're often sweet (yeah... But to close friends I'm the comedian)
(X) You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
(X) You listen to Pop Music
(X) You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 5

Leshawana:

( ) You're the ghetto girl
( ) You wear baby T's
(X) You easily get pissed off
(X) You love winning
(X) You have a great taste in style
(X) You know how to dance
(X) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 5

Lindsay:

( ) You are/were a blonde
( ) You're dumb
( ) You take Gymnastics
(X) Your boobs are big
(X) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
( ) You fall for the jocks
( ) Your eyes are blue
( ) Makeup looks pretty on you (Idk yet, id wear that much make-up)
Count: 2

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm
(X) Your IQ is off the charts/high
(X) You're in Honors classes
( ) Sports aren't your forte
(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
( ) You're quiet
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
( ) You don't like parties
Count: 4

Owen:

( ) You're overweight
( ) You fart a lot
(X) You can burp the ABC's (it all started with soda..)
( ) Everyone loves you
(X) You love adventure
( ) You're out of shape
(X) You love to eat
( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath (Wha-?)
Count: 3

Sadie

( ) You have a BFFFL
( ) You're chubby
( ) You cry without your best friend
(X) You accidently do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
(X) You easily cry
(X) You love to squeal
(X) You often do things wrong
Count: 4

Trent:

(X) You play/played the guitar
( ) You often wear green
(X) You've been heartbroken
( ) Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love
( ) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes
(X) You easily fall in love
Count: 5

Tyler:

( ) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
( ) You wear a headband
( ) You wear sweat clothes
(X) You're tall
( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes
(X) You have a fear of an animal
(X) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 3

"You say Digrassi, I say TDA. You say Bella and Edward, I say Duncan and Courtney. You say Live Action, I say Animation. You say TDA sucks, I KILL YOU." - someone's tag on DA.

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Did you know...

kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL= 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL = 8

WHAT?! I'm a girl though!

Best Friend/Friend List

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (USA! USA! Whoohoo!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (Its a kilt, dumbass!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (When you have some friends who are dislexic, you pick up on things)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER