Quotes I copied and Pasted onto my Profile:

"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world." (No I think it's both)

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'make your own freaking lemonade'." (Yeah take that people )

"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." (Well now someone tells me. I wasted 2 hrs -still ranting-)

"Who ever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door."

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (Bring me a postcard)

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? (Ofcourse yes)

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. (WHAT)

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as heck don't deserve me at my best." -M. Monroe

"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe which is why I was born here...makes sense" -Unknown

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

I am worse than evil! I am the authoress! ( Being and authoress rules!!)

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours...

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. (You've been warned)

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. (... actually it's on a DVD, but it's all scratched up now)

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine/sugar.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cause the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

How Troublesome

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Loosing is Natures way of saying you suck.

If your not living on the edge, you're taken up to much space.

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Its only a gambling problem if I am loosing.

The voices in my head are telling me to kill you.

Caution does not play well with others.

Ask me if I care...

Save oxygen shut the hell up!

CSI Can't Stand Idiots.

If you don't shut up I am seriously gonna eat you.

You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, You jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Best Friends! Why yes, we act like loosers in public!

Everyone has a wild side but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Haha. I don't get it.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I'll try being nicer, when you start being smarter.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juices in your enemies eyes.

Please go away I'm allergic to losers.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Friends will always be like: "You deserve better." But a best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny and make a huge looser of yourself in public.

Ha ha! I'm running with scissors. Ow my eye.

Taste the rainbow eat crayons.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I was going to take over the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Guess what? Duck butt! Ha ha Sasuke.

Yea I'm a looser but the coolest looser you will ever meet!

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary, leadership. So basicailly were all screwed.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Multi tasking, screwing up several things at once.

Stress is when you wake up screaming, then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Break my heart? I'll break your neck!

Don't drink and drive, you might spill the drink.

I'm the type of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster.

I hear voices and they don't like you!

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon..." - Unknown

"Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence." - Cherie Carter-Scott

"We will either find a way or make one." - Hannibal

"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." - Henry Rollins

"Half of life is up - the other half is dealing with it." - Henry Rollins

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

"Nothing is more dangerous than extreme ignorance and pure stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou

"Everything has a price. It's just what your willing to pay for it." - Anne Bishop

" Shining brightly for, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity." - Unknown

" In three words I can sum up everything I learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

" Please don't worry Mister, I have only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga)

" If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?" - Unknown

"You can say anything about me, as you please, but I am what I am and that is something you can never be." - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

-Robert Frost

"Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself" -unknown (but so damn true)

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh" -Unknown

"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe -Unknown

“Flatter me and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.”

-Unknown

“War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Bliss.”

-1984, George Orwell

"Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot."

-V for Vendetta

“Strength through unity. Unity through faith.”-Adam Sutler; V for Vendetta.

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