Some of my favourite quotes:

Sookie: "He is your maker, isn't he?"
Eric: "Don't use words you don't understand."
Sookie: "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric: "Don't use words I don't understand." (True blood)

Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it. (Harry Potter-Goblet of Fire)

"I got luckier than I deserved. Emmett is everything I would have asked for if I'd known myself well enough to know what to ask for. He's exactly the kind of person someone like me needs. And, oddly enough, he needs me, too." (Eclipse - Rosalie on Emmett)

"Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. That lie...will haunt me...forever." (The Vampire Diaries - Damon Salvatore)

"Aren't you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk." (The Vampire Diaries - Damon to Stefan)

"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid." (King, Basil)