Alice Turner
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Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, and Harry Potter.

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He was a victim of circumstance, taken from this world
before his time, and I, in a heartbeat, became a widow at eighteen,
left alone in this world as the child of the two most dysfunction people on the planet:
Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler.

So thus, I have decided to take up my pen and write of their adventures before my time,
In shallow hope that I too may find the meaning to the life in which we each take part.

The words you find written here are only the stories I was told as a child,
and thus I haven't a clue what is accurate and what is not.
As you can image, Adler wasn't the most caring of mothers,
and much to my horror, I've turned out just like her.

she's as dark as the blood pulsing under her skin,
still afraid of the boogey man under her bed.
and we know that the ashes in the urn was a person,
and we never should have burned him.

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Dangerous Liasons by Munchieees reviews
To Holmes, she was always 'The Woman', but could she ever be anything else? When Irene Adler requests Holmes' help, the detective has to work harder than usual to surpress his feelings for her. Especially as the case requires Holmes to pose her husband!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,381 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 2/9/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Once Bitten by Munchieees reviews
Sherlock Holmes is about to embark on a new case but there is a far greater game at hand: after all a missing cabinet minister and scores of mutilated corpses are the least of Holmes' worries when Irene Adler is around! Sequel to Dangerous Liaisons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,468 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 12/29/2011 - S. Holmes, Irene A.
Musings In December by Saudade Florentina reviews
An eventual 100 chapter drabble series featuring our beloved detective and other people from both films.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/29/2011 - S. Holmes, Irene A.
Glowingly by GhostlyAuroras reviews
"Should we live in the past, then?" She laughed, free, boundless. He was a little hypnotized "Sherlock...We were not made for boundaries" "Then what were we made for?" He already knew the answer. Sherlock/Irene. After over a year on hiatus, I finally bring you the Epilogue.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,600 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Lightnin Spark reviews
Previously titled What I'll Risk for You. Irene knew she couldn't escape the Professor. Sherlock knew the battle between himself and his equal would hit. Both knew they had mixed emotions, the threat of death, and a common enemy. So why fight alone?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,993 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Irene A., S. Holmes - Complete
C'est La Vie by DreamingALife reviews
A little peek at the inbox on a certain pair of mobile phones.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Winter in my Heart by Cryptic Nymph reviews
An anarchist Christmas fic that wouldn't stick to a schedule. Sherlock, John and Lestrade try to save the potential victims of Moriarty's latest plot, whilst battling with new feelings and old nightmares. Slash, dark themes as it progresses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,281 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Christmas At Baker Street by TheTeaDetective reviews
A series of sort of one-shots I guess. : In which a lonely Holmes at Christmas, a plotting Watson and an unwanted but secretly wanted visitor, leads to hilarious shenanigans. My god I love this fandom so much. Rating to be safe.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A.
On Wagner, Windows, and Not Being Dead by Mint Pearl Voice reviews
Upon waking to find herself Moriarty's prisoner, Irene reflects on her next move. Oneshot, spoilers for Game of Shadows. Because this fandom needs more Irene!love.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Irene A., S. Holmes - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Blood of a Sparrow by indigopumpkins reviews
Jack and Angelica stood painfully quiet as they watched the Queen Anne's Revenge disappear behind a curtain of fog, and the girl's screams were just an echo on the wind. Her words sunk in his head like heavy rum... their daughter. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Encounters with the Woman by damedeleslac reviews
Or the five times John Watson almost met Irene Adler and the first time he did.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - John W.
Swallowed in the Sea by Arsenic Kisses reviews
He's done it. Moriarty finally captured him, and captured him good. Moriarty/Sherlock. Things will get rough.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
"He opens his eyes. John is not in the chair beside his bed." Set immediately after TGG. Holmes x Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the Thief by TheTeaDetective reviews
Holmes and Irene met when they were kids, only Holmes hasn't quite worked out that it was Irene he met yet... Hilarity ensues. Please read and review, any criticism is welcome Rating changed to be safe.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
If I Die Young by Spirit the Fire Dragon reviews
John first thought he was going to die in Afghanistan. After he met Sherlock, on some harebrained case, in a dirty back alley, or at the Pool. But he never imagined he would die like this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something More Tangible by Tellytubby101 reviews
Sherlock died and left John everything, including his skull. Not the one on the mantlepiece. The one in his head. One shot. GEN or squint to see Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Crystal Ship by uhmm reviews
"Irene Adler…" His fingers gently touched his cool lips, and, shaking his head, he turned away to leave the ballroom. Oneshot, slightly AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
New Blood by Kepouros reviews
Seraphima is a woman on the run from a colorful past. She answers a call for employment in London and is left to landlady Holmes and Watson. She's neck-deep in it, for sure: will the burgeoning romance between her and Holmes make a proper mess? COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,285 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes - Complete
Psychologically Disturbed by pretend-to-care reviews
Holmes and Watson are caught up in their own personal problems, until an attempt on Watson's life signals the setting in motion of Moriarty's newest plan. The two are thrown into another impossible mystery, putting everyone's lives at stake. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Ballad of Debbie Davids by R. Scott reviews
Or how Sherlock Holmes met Irene Adler. A story of childhood enemies, teenage rebellion, addictive romance, cold hearts and Victoria Sponge. In progress.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sherlock H.
The Minor Affliction of Miss Adler by MintiNeko reviews
Miss Adler is in a delicate condition. Holmes is horrified, Mary is unsurprised and Watson gets dragged into the sorry mess. WatsonMary. HolmesIrene.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - M. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
In Which Holmes Blames the Fourth Wall by Voldemort's Spawn reviews
The last in the Fourth Wall Trilogy. This time however, we look in to see what Holmes and Irene are up too. Holmes blames the author for everything.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Woe is Watson by filthyprofligate reviews
Various drabbles on why, exactly, Watson is the perfect roomate for Holmes. And occasionally Irene Adler. Slight Watson/Holmes/Adler ABANDONED
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
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To Whom It May Concern reviews
Alice Adler-Holmes only met her father a few times.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Basically Frightened reviews
A series of one-shots based on whatever song I'm listening to at the moment. Holmes/Irene. Watson will be present too, eventually.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - S. Holmes, Irene A.
There
A first-hand tale of life at Hogwarts and the years leading up to the greatest wizard battle of all time, as told by Freya Crimley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - OC
Never Look Back reviews
After a tragic event, Holmes' life is destroyed. With Watson gone, he turns to the one person he loved and loathed: Irene Adler. Together, they forget their painful pasts and learn to never look back.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A.
And We Gathered by the River reviews
Holmes' reaction to the untimely death of The Woman.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Twisted Logic reviews
Sherlock Holmes finds himself thinking- and realizes that Irene Adler is the only woman he would ever want. But the only woman he could never have.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler - Complete
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