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Joined 07-03-10, id: 2431252, Profile Updated: 09-28-14
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Tangled, Lion King, Sherlock, Death Note, Avatar: Last Airbender, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek: 2009, Frozen, and Kingdom Hearts.

*Twilight: Truth or Dare and Sherlock: Truth or Dare were meant as a joke/social experiment and not intended to be taken seriously (also have been cancelled due to lack of interest). Sorry for any inconvenience.

Hey! I'm Emily, but I don't mind being called Em or Your Majesty. Y'know, it's whatever. Anywho, I'm a bit of a hypocrite - I don't enjoy reading fanfiction because I find the majority of them poorly written or personally feel that a lot of ideas are wasted on fanfiction when they could be used with original stories and characters. But I digress. Most of what I write is Sherlock related and for my John Watson roleplaying blog, but I'm constantly coming up with new story ideas and will occasionally publish something for a number of other topics that peak my interest (Avatar/Korra, Death Note, Star Trek, etc). Keep in mind that I love talking to people and have enough of an ego to make up for the both of us, so if you feel obligated to read my shit and have something to say about it, by all means, please do. Thanks for your time :)

Now, for those of you who are into lists and all that, I will give you one:

Name: Emily

Age: 19

Birthday: September 23rd. I expect a present.

Occupation: Student/musician/artist/writer/supervillain

Homeland: Sunny Southern California, but I am attending an art school in San Francisco/Oakland (animation major if anyone's asking)

Relationship: Single

...there was a ridiculously long list of favorites and whatnot here but I deleted it because outdated and too lazy to rewrite everything. Oops. (Also, you're welcome.)

A Study in Derp by Go-Getter-Greg reviews
Scottie and Emily are transported to London by a "dimension-hopping TARDIS machine" laptop. Scottie never actually watched Doctor Who. Lost and alone with only two bags and three hundred quid, they run into some familiar faces... and promptly make fools of themselves. (SEE MY PROFILE FOR UPDATES!)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Derplock reviews
Scottie and Emily are transported to London by a "dimension-hopping TARDIS machine" laptop. Lost and alone with only two bags and three hundred quid, they run into some familiar faces... and promptly make fools of themselves. Co-written (cover art by Emily). Original script, OCs/non-Mary Sue self inserts and a boatload of stupid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 179,454 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 3/26/2014
Derplock: John's Blog reviews
Scottie and Emily's adventures in BBC London continue as they help Sherlock and John take on a series of cases overlooked in their favorite TV show.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015
Awakening of Light
When a series of new worlds become connected, keyblade wielders Blaise, Soul, and Emily set out on a mission to defend them from heartless and seal their keyholes. But when remnants from the Organization start to show up in their way, the three girls are forced down new paths that they may not be able to come back from.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,019 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 6/14/2015
Baby Daddies reviews
After returning from a trip to the park with Sherlock, John realizes that he has accidentally taken home someone else's child and misplaced his own. Can he and Sherlock track down his daughter and fix their mistake before Mary comes back into town and learns of what has happened?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2015
Bank Heist reviews
John Watson is seemingly in the wrong place at the wrong time when an HSBC Bank of London becomes the target of an armed robbery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2015
Lights, Camera, Overreaction reviews
Filming has started for a new season of the hit reality TV show Behind Closed Doors. But while this is good news for fans of the show, it certainly stirs up a lot of chaos for the staff of New Scotland Yard and one consulting detective in particular.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2015
Dead in the Water reviews
Sherlock invites himself to Mary and John's honeymoon. Things go awry when a series of passengers aboard the cruise ship wind up dead, and despite his best efforts, Sherlock has a rather difficult time solving the case when the remaining passengers become paranoid and begin pointing fingers at one another. (Collab by me and Scottie)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
An Opened Door reviews
What if Hans wouldn't kiss Anna not because he's evil, but he just doesn't... swing that way? (not sure if complete or not, just exploring an idea)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Anna, Kristoff B., Hans, Olaf
Slow Down, Cowboy reviews
Sherlock, Mary, and John tell a story about the Wild West with themselves as the main characters. In it, ex-convict Moriarty and a gang of thugs return to Little Rock Springs seeking to get even with Sheriff Holmes. Unfortunately, in his time of need Holmes finds himself all but abandoned by everyone he had once considered loyal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Western/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Mary M.
Taken reviews
When Sherlock is abducted and held hostage, John embarks on a dangerous rescue mission 3,000 miles from home. (Collab by me and Scottie)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
The Musical Note: A Death Note Musical reviews
A script-format comedy musical based off of Death Note. Songs are changed lyrics to pre-existing pieces. Co-written by me and Scottie.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014
To Boldly Go (or not as such)
These are the voyages of the starship USS And Another Note, a ship that, unbeknownst to the vast majority of her crew, has been stolen by the horrifically unqualified Captain Emily Claus. (Original cast and story arc.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,639 - Published: 7/9/2014
The Bakerstreet Boys reviews
Sherlock, John, and Lestrade team up to solve a case in what is perhaps one of their most unusual tactics to date: starting a fake boy band with which to enter London's annual pop music competition.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Avatar: Unsung Heroes reviews
Ellire and Naka, a couple of con artists, flee to the Earth Kingdom to escape Fire Nation law enforcement. In her dreams, Ellire is visited by a mysterious spirit who offers to teach her a skill that has been lost over time: shadowbending. (Pre-Aang, original cast.)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
The Boy Who Cried Murder
John's sudden affection towards Sherlock somehow sends his friend to the hospital, where he's kept under surveillance for several days. During his stay Sherlock witnesses a Rear Window-esque murder and, of course, no one believes him. (Co-written by me and Scottie).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,951 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Deducers reviews
A bored fan fiction author pulls various versions and adaptions of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watsons from their respective story lines. The experiment does not go according to plan.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Double or No Thing reviews
Sherlock and John are whisked away to a casino across Britain to hunt down a serial killer determined to hurt business. But business isn't the only thing she's willing to hurt if one were to make the mistake of inviting her to bed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part
John very nearly marries a woman named Lilith. Unfortunately, tragedy strikes and any chance of a Happily Ever After seems altogether impossible.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,741 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Very Sherlockian Thanksgiving reviews
Sherlock and John, along with their genderbends Sherly and Joan, attempt to host an American Thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately, everything that can possibly go wrong does. (Co-written by me, Scottie, and Willow.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty - Complete
Of Birdwatching and Beekeeping reviews
John attempts to give Sherlock 'the talk'. It does not go over well. (Collab by me and Scottie.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock Holmes: Vampire Hunter reviews
Sherlock and John find themselves chasing down a murderer who may or may not be… an actual vampire? Although at first the two remain skeptical, John is attacked and becomes increasingly paranoid that he, too, will turn into a creature of the night. Is all this just an elaborate prank? Or is there really some darker force at work, and how will they stop it then?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seventh Note reviews
When all power suddenly shuts down at the Task Force's HQ, the group of investigators find themselves trapped in the dark as a mysterious serial killer preys upon them one by one - a killer who could give Kira a run for his money. (Writing collaboration between me and Scottie.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - L, Light Y.
The King That Never Was reviews
The Lion King being one of my favorite Disney movies, I did a little background research and Scar and was not entirely pleased with the explanation for how he got his scar. And so I wrote my version!
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Scar/Taka - Complete
Tangled Roleplay reviews
A one-on-one roleplay I did with someone a while back over email. It died when my partner disappeared, but I played Eugene.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Case of the Rhinoceros PLAY reviews
This was done as a group project to write a skit incorporating themes from The Metamorphosis Franz Kafka and the play Rhinoceros Eugene Ionesco , so I only wrote parts of it and later played Harry in a class presentation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Twilight: Truth or Dare reviews
What will happen when you've got the entire cast of Twilight locked in a room with a questionably sane director and an infinite number of truths and dares? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,067 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Princess reviews
Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Peacock reviews
Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fruit Punch reviews
Harry's 4th year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of War reviews
Harry's 3rd year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete