Aspergirlhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, South Park, Princess and the Frog, Brave Little Toaster, Grim and Evil, and SpongeBob SquarePants. By day, I'm just like any well-adjusted human being. By night, I write depraved fanfiction. I like keeping it original flavour (to the extent that that's possible, given the turns my stories tend to take) but with more lemony slashy goings-on. I will be the first to admit that my stuff is NOT for everyone, so if you are reasonably sure you won't like it, go elsewhere. For those who like their favourite shows a little bit darker, you've come to the right place. Welcome. Favourite Fandoms: Ed, Edd, & Eddy South Park Storm Hawks Invader Zim League of Super Evil Xiaolin Showdown Reviews are always read and appreciated! |
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The Life and Times of Mr Hyunh by Scruff the Rat reviews
A few snippets of one immigrant's life- from humble beginnings to a brand new start. The rating had to change due to dark and/or suggestive material later on.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 28,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Mr. Hyunh - Complete
The Fast Kind by pinkperson reviews
Squidward has always taken the shortcut in life. Unfortunately, that shortcut has led to him being a loser. When he crosses the line (again) at work one day, Mr. Krabs gives him an ultimatum that could change his life's direction. The question is, will he take this chance or will he stick to his old ways?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 10/1/2015 - SpongeBob, Squidward
A Lesson in Anatomy by Thrillzone reviews
There is something about the cephalopod body that only a sponge can fix. (Aka: want your childhood ruined? Read this. Explicit Squidbob sex ahoy.)
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2015 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Storm Hawks by WhispertheWolf reviews
Storm Hawks in book form. I was having writer's block. Join Atmos's youngest Sky Knight and his unbeatable squadron in their quest to rid the world of evil and tyranny and unite the terras in peace. Episode in my production: Payback
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 190 - Words: 709,117 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 12/3/2008
PigSkin by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Clyde still dislikes Cartman for beating him up years ago during a Coon and Friends meeting. Now, years later, Clyde realizes that maybe his anger burns deeper, fueling his emotions as well his need for revenge on the other teen. ClydeXCartman. R-N/C. Created for Broken Promises22.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Clyde D., Eric Cartman
New Beginnings by Lady Sandromeda Snupin reviews
The curse is broken and finaly things are back to the way that they used to be. Or are they? A strong friendship seems to be a lot stronger than it used to be. Or could it be the beginning of something more. How long can Cogsworth and Lumiere hide their secret from the prince and the others in the castle. how far will they go. read if you want to find out.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Cogsworth, Lumiere
It Gets Better by adelineadrenaline reviews
Butters is bullied for his sexuality. Kenny is there to help him endure it. Bunny and some Style. Rated M for some language and cruel children. Based on the true story of a gay friend of mine. It gets better!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Edge of the Knife by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kenny and Kyle can't wait to get back at Cartman for always being a racist jerk. But, when it comes to payback, is there a limit in what they will do? Doubtful when Dark Kenny is involved. Rape, violence, gore. MXMXM contact, noncon. Little OOC.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Cartman Rising by Marcus Absent reviews
The second of my South Park "character stories." Eric Cartman isn't content to live a life of mediocrity. No, he has big plans for the future. But what will those plans cost, and will anyone escape? Rated T for language, sexuality, and Cartman. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Clockwork Love by flashwitch reviews
This is a slash fic. Lumiere and Cogsworth had a fling a while back, starting before they were human again, and then Lumiere had an affair with Babette the feather duster and dumps Cogsworth. Much angst happens. I apologise profusely for this fic.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
Play Time by Naked Sasquatch reviews
A series of oneshots all about how little play dates evolved into gay dates. Butters/Cartman or Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Despicable Dad by madmongoose5876 reviews
Vector's father isn't at all pleased with him after he returns from the moon. He's given one last chance to prove his worth before his dad throws him out to fend for himself.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Vector
Running out of Kindness by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Very violent and Graphic: Kenny decides that SOMEONE needs to teach Eric Cartman a lesson, and what better time then to get him when he's alone in a shower room. Rape. I would suggest that you do not read this if you are easily offended and upset. noncon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Doctor's Reform by SickoLady reviews
Doofenshmirtz is captured by headquarters, and tortured for information concerning the location of the other evil doctors. His ex-wife believe it or not is the one to save him.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Charlene - Complete
What a Great Plan by White Speakers reviews
Cute, characteristic porn. I kept to the characters fairly well. Nearly poetic, but not as gay. Enjoy. :o Second chaptah up! Not a must read, as it isn't as *aherm* 'sexy' as the previous chapter! It's mostly sad, cute and fluffy. Third chapter coming!
League of Super Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Nightmares by MalkyTop reviews
Brave Little Toaster. That horrible night, five traveling appliances stopped to rest. Five dreaming appliances had unforgettable nightmares.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Cartman 101 by Tendo Rei reviews
After they left him, Cartman went on to college alone. But he sees one of his old friends one day. What will he say?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
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Blank Canvas reviews
Once SpongeBob got involved in Squidward's love life, he just wouldn't stay out of it. Even though Squidward hates to admit it, he needs all the help he can get when it comes to proving himself to Squilliam once and for all.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Squilliam
Blindsided reviews
General Skarr remembers the day that changed his life and caused him to live up to his name.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Complete
Glow reviews
When the Master's thesis disappears, Lampy wishes he could openly express his sympathy, but he knows that appliances keep their silence for a reason. Note: Although I found "To the Rescue" a weak follow-up to the original, I wanted to expand on this moment and pose a theory about the appliances' relationship to humans.
Brave Little Toaster - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Ash Wednesday reviews
Lawrence had a taste of what he wanted, but never found what he needed. He was too afraid to dig deeper because of what he might find.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Lawrence, Prince Naveen - Complete
Through the Cracks reviews
A ban on thong underwear is intended to put a stop to sexual behavior at South Park Elementary. Cartman has other plans, and Butters may or may not be a victim of sexual abuse. Rating for all the reasons you would imagine.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Ed of the Opera reviews
Double D joins the school choir, the Warblin' Cobblers, and Eddy wants him back. Eddy might just get what he wants when he learns about the dress code for the Christmas concert. Hang on to your hat!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
The Ed Who Played with Fire reviews
Eddy makes a deal with the devil. Well, his brother. It seemed so innocent at first, but time will test whether the deal was worthwhile. Rated for language and slash.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
